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Having British ancestors sucks total balls
    #7612720 - 11/08/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck I hate England. What an ass-boring drab, grey, 19th-century-industrialistic fuck off gay place to have come from.

When I think of England, I think of the musical 'Oliver' and all that gay tripe.

I look at Colonial-era buildings and it makes me want to retch. Europeans or Asians at least took pride in their houses, the British just bang together this fucking holed up crack-house and lock a whole shit tonne of peasants inside. What the fuck?

I go to Aisa and the first thing that gets me is that even th most modest homes are beautiful, but here, its just fucking lame. It's like, all about the prestige of a single object or some shit. Like a fucking antique? Who gives a fuck about antiques? Antiques fucking suck. The idea of time is that shit is supposed to get better, not hoarde around a fucking 300 year old piece of shit chair that Queen Victoria's fucking brother in law took a shit on when he was 3 years old being baby sat by a 12 year fuck off downy with leprosy and half a fucking leg.

Antiques are just awkward and stupid, they serve no purpose other than some kind of gay ass status symbols for faggot arse super rich arse pirates with a degree in fasggotry.

Fuck that, everything that ever came from Britain was a total crock of shit. Britain sucks total balls. I hate everything about it, and if you're from Britain, I feel sorry for you.

Britain sucks balls


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7612727 - 11/08/07 08:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7612811 - 11/08/07 08:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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xk3m_indica said:
The idea of time is that shit is supposed to get better, not hoarde around a fucking 300 year old piece of shit chair that Queen Victoria's fucking brother in law took a shit on when he was 3 years old being baby sat by a 12 year fuck off downy with leprosy and half a fucking leg.




:babyface:

Britain has some of the best musicians in the world, tho.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: WoodsCall]
    #7612847 - 11/08/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

England fucking rocks. Compared to where I live, England is a 1000 times better.

Florida:



England:



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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7612862 - 11/08/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Don't forget the old people, high property taxes, and bad drivers.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7612866 - 11/08/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7612891 - 11/08/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That's not Florida, that is Disney. Two very different things.
Real Florida kicks ass.

Disney is a serious threat to real Florida.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7612900 - 11/08/07 09:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I visited England a couple times and enjoyed it. The food sucked, but the beer was good. Tons of beautiful women in London. London is nice. Stonehenge is neat. And Liberty Caps are a pretty easy score if you know where and when to look. But other than that I guess there is a lot to complain about if you live there...


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #7612965 - 11/08/07 09:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

And its easy to pick up chicks cos most of the dudes there are ugly bastards.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613007 - 11/08/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

somebody needs to take a chill pill :grin::wink:


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613068 - 11/08/07 10:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I thought England was an amazing place to visit, I wouldn't want to live there. I've travelled all around Europe and England was right up there as one of my favorite places.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613099 - 11/08/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Even though the UK may suck for traffic and population, i know a guy that has a real britsh accent. Ive watched him get hit on SOOOOO many times its just not funny.


I have to play the whole BS game, he just has to say,

Eloo lass, care to ave a pint?

Yea hes in the states now, and he gets more game than i could dream of. Fucking accents.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613209 - 11/08/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ever been to England? I've traveled a lot in my life, and London is easily the coolest city I've ever been to.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
    #7613215 - 11/08/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Apparently chicks like my accent.:shrug:


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7613230 - 11/08/07 11:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Id rather have a Galic (irish), then again im a drunk HA. My ears even turn red, but i dont have read hair. But my beard/gote will turn red while im growing it out. No sun, its just natural.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613244 - 11/08/07 11:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Watch green street holigans, makes UK look Hardcore


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613388 - 11/09/07 12:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I fucking hate Australia / new Zealand. Bunch of illiterate inbred criminals, with the most homosexual accent known to man.

Get back to cotton picking, Leroy.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: indica]
    #7613390 - 11/09/07 12:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

You got your idea of England from watching Oliver and Antique Roadshow?

That's like forming your idea of Australia by watching Crocadile Dundee ... in the 19th Century.


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: Cepheus]
    #7613400 - 11/09/07 12:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:flipthebird:


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Re: Having British ancestors sucks total balls [Re: Cepheus]
    #7613407 - 11/09/07 12:38 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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the most homosexual accent known to man.



As a Swede, I take exception to that.


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