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ManianFH
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Fucking hell
#7610610 - 11/08/07 10:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ive thought of this exact idea so many times before.. laziness is a BITCH
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Re: Fucking hell [Re: ManianFH]
#7610678 - 11/08/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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what about the kids who cant do two things i once? i would be fucked if this shit was on my tolit. push down on a lever and pee, AT THE SAME TIME!
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Re: Fucking hell [Re: ManianFH]
#7610716 - 11/08/07 11:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Where as this been, all these years? Can't believe it hasn't been invented till just now.
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Re: Fucking hell [Re: ManianFH]
#7610727 - 11/08/07 11:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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"My mom was getting mad at me for forgetting to put the toilet seat down and she was falling in," said Jake
what a fucking bitch. he was forgetting? why does he have to be forced into remembering that his mom makes filth? sheesh! he's only 9, at least try not to traumatize the poor kid.
seems like she's the one who should pay more attention to her surroundings rather than just looking at the pot and immediately thinking, 'OOHHHH, PISS!' and then diving at it ass first.
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Re: Fucking hell [Re: ManianFH]
#7610760 - 11/08/07 11:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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LeftyBurnz
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my motto is this, if i have to OPEN the lid after youre done with it, why should i have to close it too? you fucking close it. i opened it!
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Is it really that hard to lower the seat so you don't fall in. What dumb bitch. Not a damn bad idea though.
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Re: Fucking hell [Re: Kamin]
#7610821 - 11/08/07 11:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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women are just hypocrits when it comes to the toilet. they tell us were lazy for not putting the lid down.... yet theyre too lazy to do it, or even open it for us when theyre done.
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There's nothing I can add but my agreement that it's completely hypocritical and has mystified me for years how women seem to think we should be the regulators of the toilet seat position.
It takes one second to check, another to fix. This is not Quantum-Physics, nor Rocket Science. It's called paying attention, and I can't be assed to do it for you.
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Re: Fucking hell [Re: Tsion]
#7611083 - 11/08/07 12:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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one of us should write the book "The Quantum Physics behind the toilet seat"
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ManianFH
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Quote:
DontFearThePeepr said:
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"My mom was getting mad at me for forgetting to put the toilet seat down and she was falling in," said Jake
what a fucking bitch. he was forgetting? why does he have to be forced into remembering that his mom makes filth? sheesh! he's only 9, at least try not to traumatize the poor kid.
seems like she's the one who should pay more attention to her surroundings rather than just looking at the pot and immediately thinking, 'OOHHHH, PISS!' and then diving at it ass first.
I think hes mentally retarded too. So this mother is getting angry at her 9 year old retarded child for not putting the toilet seat down, because she "falls in"... haha what a dumb bitch, I would leave that shit up for her alll the time.
I agree partially that otilet seats should be as they were left.. Why is it a courtesy we have to pay to put that fucker down every time were done peeing. I only exercise that law if im at my girlfriends house... But if it were an apartment we were renting together, she can put that thing down herself.
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Re: Fucking hell [Re: ManianFH]
#7611141 - 11/08/07 01:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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mickdawg666 said:
I think hes mentally retarded too. So this mother is getting angry at her 9 year old retarded child for not putting the toilet seat down, because she "falls in"... haha what a dumb bitch, I would leave that shit up for her alll the time.
id piss on it.
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Re: Fucking hell [Re: Tsion]
#7611361 - 11/08/07 02:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm a guy but I think the toilet seat belongs in a down position when not in use. It looks kinda low-brow with the seat up all the time. If you live on your own or with a bunch of guys, maybe that look would work for you. If you live with women or have female guests often, you might want to try to maintain that minimum level of bathroom decency. Anyone who falls in the toilet is an idiot though.
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LeftyBurnz
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well we dont have visitors often, but when we do i put it down. she quit nagging me about that long ago. she just deals with it now i told her the day she starts lifting it up for me is the day i start closing it for her. guess she doesnt want it bad enough lol
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Quote:
WhiskeyClone said: I'm a guy but I think the toilet seat belongs in a down position when not in use. It looks kinda low-brow with the seat up all the time. If you live on your own or with a bunch of guys, maybe that look would work for you. If you live with women or have female guests often, you might want to try to maintain that minimum level of bathroom decency. Anyone who falls in the toilet is an idiot though.
Putting the toilet seat down is a small price to pay for the joy of having women enjoy coming to my house.
Besides I hate looking at the rim with the seat up. It usually has dried urine stains and pubes all over it.
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LeftyBurnz
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haha! well see, i go the extra mile and wipe the rim whenever i see piss on it. its a nice clean rim.
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ManianFH
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you gotta clean the rim
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Re: Fucking hell [Re: ManianFH]
#7613391 - 11/09/07 12:30 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Even more appalling to me than women who insist on males putting the seat down, are people who don't clean the rim after usage. But I am probably in the minority on this.
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