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blewmeanie




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a dartboard is not a sandwich
#7610051 - 11/08/07 07:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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So in the midst of my trip the other day I decided I wanted a sandwich, only to find I had no sandwich making materials. You can imagine how distressed I was, it was 1a.m. I was tripping and I had no sandwich...this problem must be solved immediately.
So after much preparation I went to walmart, because you know.....they have sandwich materials their....right? Anyway after stumbling around the store for about an hour I some how not only didnt get my sandwich, but I bought a dartboard, and convinced them to give it to me at half off.
All in all Im not sure what the fuck happened but now I have a dartboard. Good times.
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Skeeblix
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: blewmeanie]
#7610551 - 11/08/07 10:45 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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They probably gave it to you half off so they could get the scary tripping sandwich monster out of the fucking store before he scared off the few customers they get at 1 am.
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: Skeeblix]
#7610736 - 11/08/07 11:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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hhahhahha... thats one of the funniest things EVER. even more so because i can imagine it happening.
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: blewmeanie]
#7610853 - 11/08/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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you were probably shopping the clearance section and didnt realize it
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: richismalls]
#7610861 - 11/08/07 11:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You probably stole a dartboard from your neighbor.
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Haha, that made me chuckle a bit.
Hope you weren't still hungry afterward
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blewmeanie




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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: Querjek]
#7611033 - 11/08/07 12:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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The best part was waking up for work the next day going why the fuck is their a dart board on my wall? Oh yeah........never did get that sandwich
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: blewmeanie]
#7611218 - 11/08/07 01:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's funny as hell.. but dont you buy food lol? How can't you have the material to make a sandwich..
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blewmeanie




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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: Caribou_Lou]
#7611301 - 11/08/07 01:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dont eat allot of meat, Ive got tons of other things but damn it I wanted a sandwich....and apparently to throw sharp objects at my wall. On a related note I need to go buy some wall putty.
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: blewmeanie]
#7611817 - 11/08/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is an awesome post.
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boletusoftruth
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: vitadura]
#7611895 - 11/08/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hahahahah, I can only imagine...
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: blewmeanie]
#7611943 - 11/08/07 04:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol... yeah
that sounds like mushrooms haha
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: cube talk]
#7611957 - 11/08/07 04:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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It seems as though the mushrooms felt your life was missing an essential dartboard
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: cube talk]
#7612056 - 11/08/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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lolwalmart
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EllisDSox
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: blewmeanie]
#7612182 - 11/08/07 05:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm confused as to why you didn't simply kill a man and eat him. Are you some sort of coward?
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: EllisDSox]
#7612543 - 11/08/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I agree. Remember the report of the french guy killing his dog on mushrooms? The guy didn't have any meat in his fridge. What the hell was he supposed to do?
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: Drewwyann]
#7612836 - 11/08/07 09:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I went to walmart today after reading this to buy some things for the monotub I'm setting up and I told the lady that the $8 roll of gorillaglue tape was supposed to be half off and she did it!
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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: Caribou_Lou]
#7613045 - 11/08/07 10:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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perhaps you wanted a pizza? or perhaps you had confused the word sandwich with dartboard and in reality you wnated 2 play darts. Or perhaps u were just fukezed up lol
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blewmeanie




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Re: a dartboard is not a sandwich [Re: Caribou_Lou]
#7613999 - 11/09/07 07:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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One more thing mushrooms have taught me, I am always right at walmart. I see this newfound knowledge to good use. "This trampoline should be half off dammit!"
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