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Walter1496211
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My sad existence...
#7608942 - 11/07/07 09:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I feel like a terrible person ... I had a lot of extra money so I had this girl come over and drink nati ice with me and I smoked a blunt while she gave me head I feel terrble.. whats wrong with me.
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mushroomplume
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are you the guy who asked us what we thought of prostitutes?
was this girl a prostitute?
what was the head like?
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Walter1496211
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This chick did that shit for like an hour and I I smoked a blunt the whole time...it was awesome.
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Question remains. How much did it cost.
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Walter1496211
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: The_Ghost]
#7608955 - 11/07/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ok listen cops and cia agents I dont pay for women but a women like that would at least cost 175 dollars
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mushroomplume
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That seems like your going rate.
Did you find her on craigslist?
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Walter1496211
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Well I cant give up that kind of information but
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You don't seem very sad
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craigslist is bogus haha all the posts are just porn site advertisements. I would know...
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mushroomplume
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: Tangerines]
#7609009 - 11/07/07 09:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm not saying that I have experience with craigslist, but some of those posts are the real deal.
Just saying.
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if there was a clean std free hot ass chick who would suck my dick for money I would be down for it I would treat her really well and whatnot theres nothing to feel bad about unless you were a dick to her she would have done it to someone else if it wasnt you
smoking blunt while having dick sucked...FTW! god I would feel like a baller
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I payed for sex a few times, wait... I paid even more then that with my ex girlfriends.
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I'm sorry, you just "had alot[sic] of extra money" and all you could muster up was Natty Ice?
well, I guess you spent it all on the whore.
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Quote:
Walter1496211 said: I feel like a terrible person ... I had a lot of extra money so I had this girl come over and drink nati ice with me and I smoked a blunt while she gave me head I feel terrble.. whats wrong with me.
maybe your a queer
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Walter1496211 said: Ok listen cops and cia agents I dont pay for women but a women like that would at least cost 175 dollars
..only in a legal whorehouse in Nevada.
Edited by Skunk420 (11/07/07 10:39 PM)
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carshissbymywinda

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Quote:
StonedShroom said: all you could muster up was Natty Ice? well, I guess you spent it all on the whore.
LOLZ
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Did you at least give her a toke or two from your blunt? If not, then you're a terrible person.
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: Gill]
#7609464 - 11/07/07 11:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ewwwwwwwwww jizz blunt!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: My sad existence... *DELETED* [Re: Tangerines]
#7609477 - 11/07/07 11:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: Kamin]
#7609558 - 11/08/07 12:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kamin said: You don't seem very sad
rather, he seems like a paranoid schizophrenic.
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: PJDIDDLE]
#7609585 - 11/08/07 12:17 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Script said: Move out of the boondocks my friend.
Any idea how it is in NYC?
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: JunkFood]
#7609677 - 11/08/07 01:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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you are a terrible person. not feeling good about that shit. man.
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: Skunk420]
#7610110 - 11/08/07 07:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Skunk420 said: I payed for sex a few times, wait... I paid even more then that with my ex girlfriends.
i would have been better off just getting hookers to come to my house instead of the last chick.
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Walter1496211
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7611201 - 11/08/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just woke up and i feel great... And yes I shared the blunt with the hooker and I sent her off with a six pack of nat ice.
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LeftyBurnz
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175 + shared blunt + 6 pack = overpaid for a blowjob.
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Walter1496211
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7611216 - 11/08/07 01:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well I had fun and I dont feel any poorer if thats even a word.
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you really paid for a blowjob?...
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: igwna]
#7611233 - 11/08/07 01:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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hey, as long as you dont feel ripped off, then who cares right?
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Walter1496211
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7611244 - 11/08/07 01:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yes I felt bad about "paying" for it but I dont know today i dont feel so bad so who knows maybe im a slimball I have a date tonight with this girl maybe I can get it for free.
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: PJDIDDLE]
#7611254 - 11/08/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Script said:
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Tangerines said: craigslist is bogus haha all the posts are just porn site advertisements. I would know...
Move out of the boondocks my friend.
Oh my bad, I forgot Columbus, the capital city of Ohio, with one of the largest colleges in the US, is the boondocks. Thanks for telling me the type of place I live in.
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memes
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Quote:
StonedShroom said: I'm sorry, you just "had alot[sic] of extra money" and all you could muster up was Natty Ice?
when i read the opening post, the first thing that came to my mind was "who has extra money and buys natty ice?"
good thing i read through the 3 pages before making that comment, lol
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Walter1496211
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: memes]
#7611270 - 11/08/07 01:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ok listen I love Natty Ice I dont care how rich I am that is my beer.
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memes
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it's all gravy - i understand perfectly. just caught me off guard.
at leas the beer you love is cheap :-D
i <3 bud select. dunno why - just do.
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sam420
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Quote:
Walter1496211 said: I feel like a terrible person ... I had a lot of extra money so I had this girl come over and drink nati ice with me and I smoked a blunt while she gave me head I feel terrble.. whats wrong with me.
don't feel bad. at least you didn't go round to a strangers house and suck his dick for money
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: sam420]
#7611363 - 11/08/07 02:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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sam420 said:
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Walter1496211 said: I feel like a terrible person ... I had a lot of extra money so I had this girl come over and drink nati ice with me and I smoked a blunt while she gave me head I feel terrble.. whats wrong with me.
don't feel bad. at least you didn't go round to a strangers house and suck his dick for money
yeah thats true, she should feel like a terrible person
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LeftyBurnz
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Walter1496211 said: yes I felt bad about "paying" for it but I dont know today i dont feel so bad so who knows maybe im a slimball I have a date tonight with this girl maybe I can get it for free.

what?!?!? you have a DATE with this girl tonight?? lol. is this really a girl you want to date?? are you gonna be THE ONE?? HAHA.
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: memes]
#7611412 - 11/08/07 02:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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meams said: it's all gravy - i understand perfectly. just caught me off guard.
at leas the beer you love is cheap :-D
i <3 bud select. dunno why - just do.
i mostly enjoy foreign. the only american ill drink is yuengling and sam adams. my choice beer is kirin ichiban. or blue moon.
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Walter1496211
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7611413 - 11/08/07 02:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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No brother a date with another girl.. Holy shit...
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LeftyBurnz
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oh good.... god there for a second i thought.....
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7611500 - 11/08/07 02:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha me too man
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: Cepheus]
#7611529 - 11/08/07 02:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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have you ever had a good beer?
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LOL
I like High Life. cheap ass beer, but i like it.
If I'm at a gas station or I have to buy a large amount of beers for a party, I'll get High Life.
but most of the time if I have time to go to a liquor store I'll get Stella or Sam Adams.
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high life is the champagne of beers.
-------------------- Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time TRANSCEND
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Walter1496211
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Steel reserve is the champayne of beers.
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Is getting a whore any worse than a massage?
They both rub you and you pay them for a nice feeling?
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StonedShroom
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steel reserve is vile
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Walter1496211
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Yes it is brother. Not all of us like to wear mini skirts and sip champayne like little girls .
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the free thinker
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Steel reserve? 211, that's the stuff that bums drink because one of those cans is pretty much equivalent to 4 normal cans of beer. Twice the volume, and twice the alcohol. That stuff is disgusting.
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Walter1496211 said: whats wrong with me.
you drink natural ice, that's what
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Walter1496211
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: Konnrade]
#7613469 - 11/09/07 01:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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piss on all of you if sobriety was so important maybe you would be taking benadryl and eating sugar cubes.. pussies worry about what beer taste like and men drink beer for what it does piss on you bitches.
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Konnrade
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There's a reason why beers like that are so popular. They've got so little flavor that there's not much about them to disagree with.
Beers like that are the equivalent of adding a shot of everclear to a water bottle. If you're just trying to get drunk in spite of the fact that you're drinking beer, then why drink beer? Drink liquor, it's faster. If you're going to drink beer, enjoy drinking beer... savor some good beer
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Walter1496211
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Re: My sad existence... [Re: Konnrade]
#7615915 - 11/09/07 04:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I cant argue with that.. touche'
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StonedShroom said: LOL
I like High Life. cheap ass beer, but i like it.
If I'm at a gas station or I have to buy a large amount of beers for a party, I'll get High Life.
You're that guy I hate that starts off my party night shitty with armloads of high life. (Blech)
(Oh, and nothing personal. I just hate high life, and feel so shitty when I see somebody walk in the door with a shit ton of it)
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