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miracle whip vs. mayo
    #7607485 - 11/07/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Which do you prefer? I like them both but if I have a choice I always pick miracle whip.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
    #7607505 - 11/07/07 03:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

mayo. miracle whips nasty


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: x2and2makes5]
    #7607589 - 11/07/07 04:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I just bought a giant sized squeeze miracle whip bottle. I had no idea they made a squeeze bottle its fucking awesome.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
    #7607598 - 11/07/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Miracle whip will do, kind of like how a male ass will suffice in prison.

Mayo tastes more like pussy nectar to me, but like prison dick juice, it'll do in a horny pinch.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7607607 - 11/07/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what a terribly horrifying yet strangely appropriate comparison


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: x2and2makes5]
    #7607625 - 11/07/07 04:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The truth is usually terribly horrifying.:nonono:

In my experiences, preference of Miracle Whip and Mayo is entirly I.Q. based. Hence Miracle Whip is popular with the bible belt.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7607634 - 11/07/07 04:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

All miracle whip is, is mayonnaise with a lot of sugar.. (or high fructose corn syrup or whateverthefuck)
so if you like sweet mayo.. there you go.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7607641 - 11/07/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

wtf is Miracle Whip


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Shroomism]
    #7607646 - 11/07/07 04:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

they both have theyre place...i prefer mayonaisse most of the time though.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
    #7607702 - 11/07/07 04:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

There should be a law against miracle whip


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: greys]
    #7607704 - 11/07/07 04:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

mayo.I HATE miracle whip. it is gross.

There is nothing that pisses me off more than when I ask for mayo on something and I KNOW it is miracle whip. It makes whatever I am eating a chore.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
    #7607714 - 11/07/07 04:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

They both kinda suck.:shrug:



Mayo.:smirk:


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Tangerines]
    #7607723 - 11/07/07 04:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Mayo for sure.

Miracle Whip Lite(specifically) is seriously one of the sickest things you do to a sandwich.

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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Tangerines]
    #7607727 - 11/07/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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mayo.I HATE miracle whip. it is gross.

There is nothing that pisses me off more than when I ask for mayo on something and I KNOW it is miracle whip. It makes whatever I am eating a chore.




What the fuck I don't think I've ever been anywhere that served miracle whip where did this happen to you haha?

I think miracle whip is more tangy than sweet. I haven't checked the ingredients but I don't think they dump loads of sugar in it because miracle whip has quite a few less calories in it than mayo.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
    #7607749 - 11/07/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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mayo.I HATE miracle whip. it is gross.

There is nothing that pisses me off more than when I ask for mayo on something and I KNOW it is miracle whip. It makes whatever I am eating a chore.




What the fuck I don't think I've ever been anywhere that served miracle whip where did this happen to you haha?

I think miracle whip is more tangy than sweet. I haven't checked the ingredients but I don't think they dump loads of sugar in it because miracle whip has quite a few less calories in it than mayo.




well not miracle whip specifically, but its labeled as "salad dressing" which is basically the exact same thing. I forget exactly but its happened at a couple of restaurants I have been to.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Tangerines]
    #7607768 - 11/07/07 04:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ok but wtf is miracle whip


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7607795 - 11/07/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Tangerines]
    #7607860 - 11/07/07 05:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

so uh is it mayonnaise?


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
    #7607885 - 11/07/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My idea of hell is Miracle Whip spread on Wonder Bread.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7607997 - 11/07/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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so uh is it mayonnaise?




It's a bascially like a more flavorful tangy mayonnaise. I'm not sure I would be able to live with out, you should look into getting it imported.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
    #7608160 - 11/07/07 06:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

or better yet, let your mayo sit out in the sun for a week, then put it on a sandwich. save you the S&H


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
    #7608317 - 11/07/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

both are nasty.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
    #7608336 - 11/07/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

neither.



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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7608353 - 11/07/07 06:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

personally, I'm a slave to this stuff



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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: x2and2makes5]
    #7608357 - 11/07/07 06:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, but that stuff doesn't go very well with turkey on rye. :frown:


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7608358 - 11/07/07 06:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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neither.






Holy shit is that a horse radish spread? I love horseradish! Is that something you got at a specialty store, or can you get it at the regular grocery?


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
    #7608370 - 11/07/07 07:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you can get Beaver horseradish spread at any grocery store. they've got an Xtra Hot kind too, but that was the best picture i can find. it's the best horseradish spread i've come across, and i've tried a few. it's not too pricey either.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7608389 - 11/07/07 07:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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yeah, but that stuff doesn't go very well with turkey on rye. :frown:




dude, wanna bet :-P


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: x2and2makes5]
    #7608399 - 11/07/07 07:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, i've tried it. it's not so good. doesn't quite do it for me.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7608447 - 11/07/07 07:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I used to work at a grocery store. Everytime I had to stock miracle whip I went in the back and blew a load in every jar. So jokes on you miracle whip lovazzzz.


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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Tangerines]
    #7608471 - 11/07/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

that probably improved the flavor.


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