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miracle whip vs. mayo
#7607485 - 11/07/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Which do you prefer? I like them both but if I have a choice I always pick miracle whip.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
#7607505 - 11/07/07 03:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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mayo. miracle whips nasty
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I just bought a giant sized squeeze miracle whip bottle. I had no idea they made a squeeze bottle its fucking awesome.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
#7607598 - 11/07/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Miracle whip will do, kind of like how a male ass will suffice in prison.
Mayo tastes more like pussy nectar to me, but like prison dick juice, it'll do in a horny pinch.
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what a terribly horrifying yet strangely appropriate comparison
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The truth is usually terribly horrifying.
In my experiences, preference of Miracle Whip and Mayo is entirly I.Q. based. Hence Miracle Whip is popular with the bible belt.
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All miracle whip is, is mayonnaise with a lot of sugar.. (or high fructose corn syrup or whateverthefuck) so if you like sweet mayo.. there you go.
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wtf is Miracle Whip
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Shroomism]
#7607646 - 11/07/07 04:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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they both have theyre place...i prefer mayonaisse most of the time though.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
#7607702 - 11/07/07 04:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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There should be a law against miracle whip
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: greys]
#7607704 - 11/07/07 04:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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mayo.I HATE miracle whip. it is gross.
There is nothing that pisses me off more than when I ask for mayo on something and I KNOW it is miracle whip. It makes whatever I am eating a chore.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
#7607714 - 11/07/07 04:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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They both kinda suck.
Mayo.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Tangerines]
#7607723 - 11/07/07 04:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mayo for sure.
Miracle Whip Lite(specifically) is seriously one of the sickest things you do to a sandwich.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Tangerines]
#7607727 - 11/07/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tangerines said: mayo.I HATE miracle whip. it is gross.
There is nothing that pisses me off more than when I ask for mayo on something and I KNOW it is miracle whip. It makes whatever I am eating a chore.
What the fuck I don't think I've ever been anywhere that served miracle whip where did this happen to you haha?
I think miracle whip is more tangy than sweet. I haven't checked the ingredients but I don't think they dump loads of sugar in it because miracle whip has quite a few less calories in it than mayo.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
#7607749 - 11/07/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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disturbed said:
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Tangerines said: mayo.I HATE miracle whip. it is gross.
There is nothing that pisses me off more than when I ask for mayo on something and I KNOW it is miracle whip. It makes whatever I am eating a chore.
What the fuck I don't think I've ever been anywhere that served miracle whip where did this happen to you haha?
I think miracle whip is more tangy than sweet. I haven't checked the ingredients but I don't think they dump loads of sugar in it because miracle whip has quite a few less calories in it than mayo.
well not miracle whip specifically, but its labeled as "salad dressing" which is basically the exact same thing. I forget exactly but its happened at a couple of restaurants I have been to.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Tangerines]
#7607768 - 11/07/07 04:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ok but wtf is miracle whip
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Tangerines]
#7607860 - 11/07/07 05:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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so uh is it mayonnaise?
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
#7607885 - 11/07/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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My idea of hell is Miracle Whip spread on Wonder Bread.
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TurntableJunky said: so uh is it mayonnaise?
It's a bascially like a more flavorful tangy mayonnaise. I'm not sure I would be able to live with out, you should look into getting it imported.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
#7608160 - 11/07/07 06:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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or better yet, let your mayo sit out in the sun for a week, then put it on a sandwich. save you the S&H
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
#7608317 - 11/07/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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both are nasty.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
#7608336 - 11/07/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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neither.
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personally, I'm a slave to this stuff
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yeah, but that stuff doesn't go very well with turkey on rye.
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Acidic_Sloth said: neither.
Holy shit is that a horse radish spread? I love horseradish! Is that something you got at a specialty store, or can you get it at the regular grocery?
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: disturbed]
#7608370 - 11/07/07 07:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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you can get Beaver horseradish spread at any grocery store. they've got an Xtra Hot kind too, but that was the best picture i can find. it's the best horseradish spread i've come across, and i've tried a few. it's not too pricey either.
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Acidic_Sloth said: yeah, but that stuff doesn't go very well with turkey on rye.
dude, wanna bet :-P
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yeah, i've tried it. it's not so good. doesn't quite do it for me.
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I used to work at a grocery store. Everytime I had to stock miracle whip I went in the back and blew a load in every jar. So jokes on you miracle whip lovazzzz.
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Re: miracle whip vs. mayo [Re: Tangerines]
#7608471 - 11/07/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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that probably improved the flavor.
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