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Anonymous #1

Little Egg in the Toilet
    #7607421 - 11/07/07 03:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So years ago I was banging this goth chick for a couple weeks, damn she was hot, but a total slut. I always used a rubber with her, but one time she was using some kind of warming gels something-or-another lubrication and my condom snapped but I didnt care and finished up anyways without the thing and probably cummed inside of her. Whenever we were together we were raging alcoholics for some reason, completely incapable of raising any children together. Anyways, a day or so after the incident we agreed to go to a clinic to get her some morning after pills in case she got pregnant from it. Maybe another day passed and then she came out of the bathroom telling me to look in the toilet and there was this tiny little ball of some sort in there.. we both assumed it was a little baby we made and flushed the thing down the toilet. Was that a little aborted baby in the toilet?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Little Egg in the Toilet [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7607445 - 11/07/07 03:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yup, next time freeze it and sell it for stem cell research


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Anonymous #3

Re: Little Egg in the Toilet [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7607875 - 11/07/07 05:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

no, you weird fuck


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Anonymous #4

Re: Little Egg in the Toilet [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7607947 - 11/07/07 05:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

touché


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Anonymous #5

Re: Little Egg in the Toilet [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7610137 - 11/08/07 08:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you popped one of her ovaries out. :shrug:

no it wasnt a fucking baby, it would take more than a few days for the embryo to grow large enough to see.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Little Egg in the Toilet [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7610157 - 11/08/07 08:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

it would take more then a few months.

probably a festerd cum wad.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Little Egg in the Toilet [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7610200 - 11/08/07 08:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
it would take more then a few months.

probably a festerd cum wad.




Nasty

Yeah, it was no baby, I don't think you understand how the morning after pill works.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Little Egg in the Toilet [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7610217 - 11/08/07 08:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

probably isnt old enough to be posting on here.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Little Egg in the Toilet [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7610310 - 11/08/07 09:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

prolly a pussy clot.... You prolly ate part of it the last time you went down on her and didnt know it.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Little Egg in the Toilet [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7610332 - 11/08/07 09:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous #4

Re: Little Egg in the Toilet [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7610334 - 11/08/07 09:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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