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Invisiblethoughts
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Drunk Girl.
    #7604150 - 11/06/07 07:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Whats up Pub.

Heres a little story of my weekend,

So like a week ago at work this HOT little piece of ass-aka female being- walked in to buy a laptop and i smoothly walked over to her and began to help her out. She ended up buying the laptop and after she left my co-workers came up and gave me props on helping her out.(we kind of play this game of who can help out the most girls with good sex appeal),

And seriously, she was fucking gorgeous man, like i kept talking about her all day. then later that day i was telling a co-worker about her and how she was the hottest girl thats walked into our store, and as soon as i finished saying that i hear a "hi!" and it was her right behind me coming back to pick up her laptop-it got services. Im pretty sure she heard me talking about her too.

Anyway, a few days after that, this past saturday i was chillin with some friends and we found a party to go to. it turns out that girl was there waiting for us outside! She remembered me and we went and took some shots. then we kind of split up and did our own thing and she came back and talked to me a little later.

So we start talking and she asked me what i thought of her when i first met her. she said "you probably thought i was a total bitch or something huh?"  i said, "yeah thats exactly what i thought actually.":tongue: and then she told me she wanted to do something, i asked her "what do you want to do?" and she was kind of vague, but i knew this was my chance to move in for the kill, you know?

BUT, this is the kicker, the whole time i was talking to her the 2d time there was this smell of PUKE in the air while we were talking. and the whole time i thought the smell was coming from me, so i felt a little embarassed. but then i went to another room and the smell was gone. thats when i realized it was HER that smelled like puke, so that kind of turned me off, and it made her kind of ugly all of a sudden to tell the truth.

I talked to her again and i confirmed it was her that stank, so i didnt really want to keep talking to her that night.:shrug:

She was gonna come with us to smoke some bowls, but she decided to stay at the party and i think she ended up taking some acid.

Oh well man, i found out shes really good friends with this other girl i know and chill with a lot, so i know ill be seeing a lot more of her soon, hopefully she wont stink like puke.:thumbup:


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604175 - 11/06/07 07:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hahaha.


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604208 - 11/06/07 07:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

eww...


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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7604225 - 11/06/07 07:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah man. It proves that even the hottest girls can turn ugly quick.


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604264 - 11/06/07 07:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

nothing a little gargle can't cure! :blowjob:

smash her next time and don't forget to bring the tic-tacs!


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: nuGGs]
    #7604310 - 11/06/07 07:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I would have, but i wanted to make out with her too though. but not after i smelled her.

i was gonna offer her some gum, but that would have been kind of awkward, except i dont think she knew she smelled like barf.

barf? arf?
arf arf!?:smilingpuppy:


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604336 - 11/06/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

well if you have gum on you, then you just pull out the packet and take a piece like you normally would, then offer her some like you're just being polite. you don't just randomly say "hey uhh... would you like some gum?" i always offer people around me gum when i pull a pack out.


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7604355 - 11/06/07 08:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

She mighta had puke crusted to her hair or clothing too. Better do a total hose-down.


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: nuGGs]
    #7604361 - 11/06/07 08:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

nuGGs said:
nothing a little gargle can't cure! :blowjob:

smash her next time and don't forget to bring the tic-tacs!


:rofl2:


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7604381 - 11/06/07 08:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, i know what youre sayin man, but i already had gum in my mouth..so i think she would have known what i was trying to do.


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604408 - 11/06/07 08:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

iwasaClown said:
and as soon as i finished saying that i hear a "hi!" and it was her right behind me coming back to pick up her laptop-it got services.

it turns out that girl was there waiting for us outside!




Stalker?


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604496 - 11/06/07 08:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I would have just asked her if she puked earlier. if she gets awkward, whatever. I puke, fuck man, everyone does. that's liquor for you.


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7604520 - 11/06/07 08:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

forbiddendonut said:
Quote:

iwasaClown said:
and as soon as i finished saying that i hear a "hi!" and it was her right behind me coming back to pick up her laptop-it got services.

it turns out that girl was there waiting for us outside!




Stalker?




Hey im not one to complain about that.


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604532 - 11/06/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:dumbblonde:  Hah.  Oh those smileys.


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    #7604587 - 11/06/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7604609 - 11/06/07 08:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

word


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7604627 - 11/06/07 08:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"what the fuck smells like puke, do you smell that?"


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: thoughts]
    #7604666 - 11/06/07 08:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

well, look on the bright side.

if you do end up having a long term relationship with this girl, youll always have that fond first impression of PUKE SMELL.
whenever youre having tough times youll always think back to that night. Youll talk about it with your buddies, and theyll only hammer it more into your head than you already have just how fucking gross it is.
fuck it man. fuck that.


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: Colbadol]
    #7604700 - 11/06/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you are being a serious nerd. why can't people just accept that puke happens? if you've never hurled, speak up. everybody needs a second chance.


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Re: Drunk Girl. [Re: lukeboots]
    #7604793 - 11/06/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

puke does happen. but i wouldnt make out with a girl who it seems likely JUST puked. when you see her again and she doesn't smell as bad, i'll bet she's more appealing :tongue: maybe you'll even laugh about it someday.


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