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moon_glue
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Jenkem
#7602928 - 11/06/07 02:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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this has to be a hoax.
second of all, if you even consider doing jenkem to catch a buzz you need to reevaluate your life.
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WhiskeyClone
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Not a hoax, just new to us
On November 3, 2007, immediately following the publication of the Snopes report which included the leaked memo from Collier County Sherrif's Office, two mainstream media outlets, television station KIMT of Mason City, Iowa[6] and WINK NEWS,[7] a Fort Myers, Florida broadcaster, reported on the rumours of Jenkem being a new hallucinogenic drug among American high school students. According to WINK News, Collier County Sheriff's Office confirms having issued the drug alert.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
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DeathCompany
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moon_glue said: this has to be a hoax.
second of all, if you even consider doing jenkem to catch a buzz you need to reevaluate your life.
why don't you try it for yourself and find out.
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WhiskeyClone
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DeathCompany said:
Eat shit
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pong
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i want to see a youtube video of people doing jenkem!!!!!!
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Robo
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Re: Jenkem [Re: pong]
#7603152 - 11/06/07 03:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Then it will be brought to the attention of the country like the salvia videos on youtube. Let's see the DEA try to schedule feces and urine
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haymaker
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Robo]
#7603167 - 11/06/07 03:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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no, ive heard of this before, in africa they do it.
its diiiiiiirtttty.... id rather be sobre!!
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For anyone else who didnt know like me... Jenkem is fermented sewage/fecal matter. LOL. No thanks.
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blewmeanie




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Its gotta be some awesome hoax.
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usefulidiot13
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no...its real.
ask merkin...he does jenkem all the time.
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Robo
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What is the world coming to
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confusion
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You have to be incredibly stupid to do crap. Cool name for a crappy drug hehehe, and so great to play puns off of.
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crazycripple
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ew lol. i dont care if i couldnt get acid or shrooms. theres no way i would inhale my own shit and piss to trip
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crazycripple
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ew lol. i dont care if i couldnt get acid or shrooms. theres no way i would inhale my own shit and piss to trip
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Robo
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This makes chugging cough syrup look good.
Edited by Adagio (11/06/07 04:40 PM)
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Robo]
#7603399 - 11/06/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Adagio said: This makes chugging couch syrup look good.
That's the first thing I thought. I always figured me drinking a shitload of cough syrup was the lowest of the low and probably about the jankiest thing you could do to catch a high next to sniffing paint thinner and glue, but this just goes beyond "janky."
The pharmacology intrigues me, though... at what point does human waste become hallucinogenic? There are plenty of indoles in feces, after all. Or is this just a really messy way of putting yourself into a delirium? It's time our scientists got to work on the real issues facing the nation, like how shit can make you hallucinate.
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Edited by Tchan909 (11/06/07 04:19 PM)
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crazycripple
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isnt their chemicals in our body like lsd and dmt? maybe its a bunch of these chemicals that get recycled in our poop. Wait lol, i wanna know who decided to inhale their own shit! dirty bastards
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crazycripple said: Wait lol, i wanna know who decided to inhale their own shit! dirty bastards
Poor kids in Africa who, similar to having no access to food, have no access to drugs.
Always remember what things are like on the other side.
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Edited by Tchan909 (11/06/07 04:23 PM)
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Robo
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Tchan909 said: Or is this just a really messy way of putting yourself into a delirium?
Sounds about right to me.
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Quote:
Tchan909 said:
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Adagio said: This makes chugging couch syrup look good.
That's the first thing I thought. I always figured me drinking a shitload of cough syrup was the lowest of the low and probably about the jankiest thing you could do to catch a high next to sniffing paint thinner and glue, but this just goes beyond "janky."
The pharmacology intrigues me, though... at what point does human waste become hallucinogenic? There are plenty of indoles in feces, after all. Or is this just a really messy way of putting yourself into a delirium? It's time our scientists got to work on the real issues facing the nation, like how shit can make you hallucinate.
COUCH SYRUP?!
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Robo
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Atheist]
#7603504 - 11/06/07 04:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oops *fixed* Hee Hee
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Ness1
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Robo]
#7603521 - 11/06/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't get why people consider taking DXM desperate. DXM is a legitimate drug that happens to be legal. Lots of people don't like it, but a lot of people DO. Just because you don't like a drug doesn't mean that anybody who uses it is "desperate" or that it isn't a viable drug.
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Ness1]
#7603563 - 11/06/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ness1 said: DXM is a legitimate drug
Pure DXM, sure. Drinking cough syrup is still low,however.
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NEPHROSIS
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Robo]
#7603584 - 11/06/07 04:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Pickwick is the Timothy Leary of jenkem.
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Robo
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wikipedia said: A 16-year-old boy describes his preference for jenkem over other inhalants "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life."
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Ness1]
#7603638 - 11/06/07 05:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ness1 said: I don't get why people consider taking DXM desperate. DXM is a legitimate drug that happens to be legal. Lots of people don't like it, but a lot of people DO. Just because you don't like a drug doesn't mean that anybody who uses it is "desperate" or that it isn't a viable drug.
Fair enough... I just have to say, the DXM experience itself felt every bit as janky to me as its catalyst (that is chugging a bottle and a half of extra-strength robo).
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Edited by Tchan909 (11/06/07 05:07 PM)
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blewmeanie




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I dont know, for me a low dose DXM "trip" really just makes everything feel very fluid. Although I usually just feel extremely tired, and confused the next day.
I still really hope this is some elaborate hoax.
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Robo
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Haha, slang terms?
"Winnie" (The pooh!) "Shit" (Accurate) "Runners" "Fruit from crack pipe" (?) "Leroy Jenkems"  "Might" "Butthash" "Waste"
Leroy Jenkems is my favorite one
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WhiskeyClone
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Hehe... people are starting to catch on.
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Robo
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That it's a hoax?
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Robo]
#7607041 - 11/07/07 01:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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That it's the bees knees
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Robo
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You've done jenkem...?
Do bees have knees?
Edited by Adagio (11/07/07 01:44 PM)
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Robo
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Robo]
#7607056 - 11/07/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Robo]
#7607057 - 11/07/07 01:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes
Yes
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Caribou_Lou
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Someone told me people were smoking shit, after reading the article that makes a lot more sense I can see how that would work.
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NEPHROSIS
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That kid in the pic is from totse (pickwick). He posted his experience and pics for proof that he tried it.
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NEPHROSIS
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edit - fucking double post
Edited by NEPHROSIS (11/07/07 02:47 PM)
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Ender Wiggin
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I think this shows that no matter what people will find a way to get high, be it drinking their self silly, or inhaling the fumes from their own shit and piss
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blewmeanie said: I dont know, for me a low dose DXM "trip" really just makes everything feel very fluid. Although I usually just feel extremely tired, and confused the next day.
I still really hope this is some elaborate hoax.
I often find myself wondering about the first person to do something. Like who was the first person to shave? Who was the first person to brush their teeth? I sure as hell want to know who the fuck the first person to do this shit was. What possible motivation would someone have to even try this? Again, I reiterate 
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WhiskeyClone
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It was probably someone playing in a manhole.
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blewmeanie




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I still think its just an elaborate hoax out of control. Much like Christianity.....sorry
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WhiskeyClone
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The truth will bubble to the surface one way or the other
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Quoiyaien
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WhiskeyClone said: It was probably someone playing in a manhole.
Or maybe some dude with a scat fetish wanted to save a memento of his encounter. A few days later he wanted a reminder, took a whiff and got high as fuck.
Possibly...?
This is seriously way to nasty to be real however. Though I feel sorry for all the people buying into it and trying it. God damn, this is just fucking nasty.
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tealeaf
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nice, thanks to the cops great description of how to use jenkem (with pictures) i have my weekend planned.......
wouldnt it be better to tell about the story rather than show how to use the drug. kids are very impressionable to the media mind you
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mindExpand
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Atheist]
#7629657 - 11/13/07 10:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol im from Africa and I cant say that iv'e done shit like that (no pun intended)
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wtfsb
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hahaha wtf
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Madhatter4
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Re: Jenkem [Re: wtfsb]
#7631745 - 11/13/07 05:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Here is a link to a video of two woman doing Jenkem!!!! This is the real deal folks www.2girls1cup.com
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citricacidx
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Atheist]
#7631783 - 11/13/07 05:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was active on Totse when this all first happened. There was a news story about kids in Africa who would get high off of the fumes of sewage. This kid on the forums decided to go ahead and try it out. If I remember correctly he just got a headache.
That was months ago. People aren't stupid, and I can't think of anyone who would actually say to themselves "Self, I think I'm going to shit in a bottle and pee in it, then let it sit in the sun for a couple of days with a balloon to catch the fumes. Then I'm going to inhale the fumes"
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Jabensis
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2girls1cup. you asshole. i would never sneak that one in on anyone unsuspecting. its all good though.
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Feanor


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I wonder what would happen if you made some jenkem from cow shit instead of human shit........ I'm pretty sure that there are cows in Africa... They could be tripping harder this way, I bet.
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Edited by Feanor (11/13/07 06:01 PM)
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NEPHROSIS
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Feanor]
#7632480 - 11/13/07 08:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nah...he said he fell into some dream state and had visions and all for like over 1/2 an hour.
The report is somewhere in the original thread but who's gonna look though like 60 pages?
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Mojo
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Atheist]
#7633147 - 11/13/07 10:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I luves me my jenkem
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milkman
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Mojo]
#7634021 - 11/14/07 07:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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kaniz
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: do I need to explain?
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