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moon_glue
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Jenkem
#7602928 - 11/06/07 02:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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this has to be a hoax.
second of all, if you even consider doing jenkem to catch a buzz you need to reevaluate your life.
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WhiskeyClone
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Not a hoax, just new to us
On November 3, 2007, immediately following the publication of the Snopes report which included the leaked memo from Collier County Sherrif's Office, two mainstream media outlets, television station KIMT of Mason City, Iowa[6] and WINK NEWS,[7] a Fort Myers, Florida broadcaster, reported on the rumours of Jenkem being a new hallucinogenic drug among American high school students. According to WINK News, Collier County Sheriff's Office confirms having issued the drug alert.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
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DeathCompany
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moon_glue said: this has to be a hoax.
second of all, if you even consider doing jenkem to catch a buzz you need to reevaluate your life.
why don't you try it for yourself and find out.
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WhiskeyClone
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Quote:
DeathCompany said:
Eat shit
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pong
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i want to see a youtube video of people doing jenkem!!!!!!
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Robo
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Re: Jenkem [Re: pong]
#7603152 - 11/06/07 03:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Then it will be brought to the attention of the country like the salvia videos on youtube. Let's see the DEA try to schedule feces and urine
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haymaker
Mr Psychonaut




Registered: 10/26/07
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Robo]
#7603167 - 11/06/07 03:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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no, ive heard of this before, in africa they do it.
its diiiiiiirtttty.... id rather be sobre!!
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Deity208



Registered: 09/03/07
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For anyone else who didnt know like me... Jenkem is fermented sewage/fecal matter. LOL. No thanks.
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blewmeanie




Registered: 10/01/06
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Its gotta be some awesome hoax.
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usefulidiot13
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Registered: 05/22/07
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no...its real.
ask merkin...he does jenkem all the time.
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Robo
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What is the world coming to
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confusion
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Registered: 10/28/06
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You have to be incredibly stupid to do crap. Cool name for a crappy drug hehehe, and so great to play puns off of.
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crazycripple
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Registered: 07/11/07
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ew lol. i dont care if i couldnt get acid or shrooms. theres no way i would inhale my own shit and piss to trip
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crazycripple
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ew lol. i dont care if i couldnt get acid or shrooms. theres no way i would inhale my own shit and piss to trip
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Robo
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This makes chugging cough syrup look good.
Edited by Adagio (11/06/07 04:40 PM)
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Sophistic Radiance
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Re: Jenkem [Re: Robo]
#7603399 - 11/06/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Adagio said: This makes chugging couch syrup look good.
That's the first thing I thought. I always figured me drinking a shitload of cough syrup was the lowest of the low and probably about the jankiest thing you could do to catch a high next to sniffing paint thinner and glue, but this just goes beyond "janky."
The pharmacology intrigues me, though... at what point does human waste become hallucinogenic? There are plenty of indoles in feces, after all. Or is this just a really messy way of putting yourself into a delirium? It's time our scientists got to work on the real issues facing the nation, like how shit can make you hallucinate.
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Edited by Tchan909 (11/06/07 04:19 PM)
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crazycripple
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isnt their chemicals in our body like lsd and dmt? maybe its a bunch of these chemicals that get recycled in our poop. Wait lol, i wanna know who decided to inhale their own shit! dirty bastards
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crazycripple said: Wait lol, i wanna know who decided to inhale their own shit! dirty bastards
Poor kids in Africa who, similar to having no access to food, have no access to drugs.
Always remember what things are like on the other side.
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Edited by Tchan909 (11/06/07 04:23 PM)
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Robo
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Tchan909 said: Or is this just a really messy way of putting yourself into a delirium?
Sounds about right to me.
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Atheist
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Registered: 01/24/06
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Loc: USA
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Quote:
Tchan909 said:
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Adagio said: This makes chugging couch syrup look good.
That's the first thing I thought. I always figured me drinking a shitload of cough syrup was the lowest of the low and probably about the jankiest thing you could do to catch a high next to sniffing paint thinner and glue, but this just goes beyond "janky."
The pharmacology intrigues me, though... at what point does human waste become hallucinogenic? There are plenty of indoles in feces, after all. Or is this just a really messy way of putting yourself into a delirium? It's time our scientists got to work on the real issues facing the nation, like how shit can make you hallucinate.
COUCH SYRUP?!
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