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bodynotdead
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INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS
#7602570 - 11/06/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html
New Drug Alert! Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com
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Iolaa
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
#7602648 - 11/06/07 01:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i think i'll stay with my pot and booze, thank you very much.
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Cowgold
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
#7602686 - 11/06/07 01:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Scat doesn't seem quite so strange anymore.
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moon_glue
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Cowgold]
#7602846 - 11/06/07 02:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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LOLOLOL that can't be real
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Ender Wiggin
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: moon_glue]
#7602893 - 11/06/07 02:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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that is crazy, we are not disgusted with what we put in our body as much as we are with what comes out
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kidaihuan
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: moon_glue]
#7602896 - 11/06/07 02:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Butthash is not jenkem.
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Cowgold
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
#7602964 - 11/06/07 02:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Montanahunter420
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Cowgold]
#7603016 - 11/06/07 02:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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When is the usa going to list shit as an analog subtance.
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moon_glue
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Montanahunter420]
#7603026 - 11/06/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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if they ilegalize shit, what are we going to do...
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Chi Ro
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: moon_glue]
#7603085 - 11/06/07 03:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha, that picture is from a website's forum in which I used to frequent.
I was one of the ones helping him out with figuring out a process to ferment the shit. I'm still in awe that it made the news.
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Chi Ro]
#7603265 - 11/06/07 03:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ROFL this is the best thing i have seen on the internet in MONTHS!
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jellyfish


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
#7603301 - 11/06/07 03:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Those pics are from totse.
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Robo
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Chi Ro]
#7603361 - 11/06/07 04:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Chi Ro said: I was one of the ones helping him out with figuring out a process to ferment the shit.
I'll bet you're real proud.
Edited by Adagio (11/06/07 04:04 PM)
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Cerebro
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
#7603500 - 11/06/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gross
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Nickio
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Cerebro]
#7603719 - 11/06/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is quite hilarious. I remember browsing TOTSE when I came across this in BLTC. This kid took pictures of himself doing it and posted them on totse (look the bottle of shit: it reads "pickwick" and "totse" below it). Pickwick was the guys handle on totse. Hahahha he is like 12 and his picture is all over the news in Florida where he lives.
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
#7604064 - 11/06/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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my friend talks about jenkem all the time in a joking way. That stuff is nasty.
Hey man, I just ate a huge dinner and it'll make some great jenkem. This shit'll get you blasted.
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Drewwyann]
#7604083 - 11/06/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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this is a repost but anyways. someone please give them some pot. i can't stand people being so low.
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Robo
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Groomies]
#7604094 - 11/06/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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What drives people to do these things? Is life so miserable now that we have to huff jenkem to make it better...? This is sad.
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Le_Canard
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
#7604115 - 11/06/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Weird. I dunno, but I think it's a big hoax.
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Robo
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Le_Canard]
#7604120 - 11/06/07 06:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hope so.
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veggie

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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
#7604240 - 11/06/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jenkem posts and articles pop up every couple of months for the past few years. I am quite certain it is an 'urban legend'
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fastfred
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: veggie]
#7604285 - 11/06/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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No, it seems pretty real in some respect.
Apparently the BBC published a story in 99' that they were doing this shit in Africa. They have these quotes from the BBC story...
"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life." -Luke Mpande, 16
Then some kid writes on totse how to make this shit and writes a trip report.
So that was the basis for the cop bullshit report.
Now the totse kid has since said it was a hoax and that he just mixed some stuff together to make it look like shit.
Finally, like Nickio said, this totse kid has his face all over the news huffing shit.

The End
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/406067.stm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: fastfred]
#7604559 - 11/06/07 08:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wish this idiot kid had never done this. There are kids who need help , who don't need the kind of uncaring publicity this kind of display or some display on southpark offers.
Think about an entire generation of children, 1 out of 4 children, who have a hard time just trying to survive. Girls who go out and look for men just to survive. You have to be pretty desperate to huff something filthy like that. I highly warn anyone not to make silly jokes about this. These people need serious help and attention.
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: a_guy_named_ai]
#7604578 - 11/06/07 08:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
jonathan_206 said: I highly warn anyone not to make silly jokes about this.
All right! You asked for it.... Time for a pun war!
> Think about an entire generation of children, 1 out of 4 children, who have a hard time just trying to survive.
Yeah, life can get pretty shitty sometimes.
> Girls who go out and look for men just to survive.
They say that man-Jenkem can be quite a bit stronger a lot of the time.
> You have to be pretty desperate to huff something filthy like that.
Naw... Sometimes you just want to get shit-faced.
> These people need serious help and attention.
No they need some seruous breath mints and mouthwash.
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: fastfred]
#7605159 - 11/06/07 10:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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When shit hits the fan it flies.
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Robo]
#7605715 - 11/07/07 06:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Its pretty sad that the face of totse is a 12 year old boy. That forum used to be my favorite thing on the internet (until I found this place). Apparently they're all sending in reports of discovering their kids huffing the gas in order to get it published in some news articles. But the sad thing is people will still believe when they read that huffing shit is the new thing in American highschools.
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
#7606456 - 11/07/07 11:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is this the kid from Punk'd that played the role of Tom Arnold's son when all those random girls had to babysit him? I think it is.
It kinda just looks like he's drinking YooHoo through a straw.
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: fastfred]
#7608041 - 11/07/07 05:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
fastfred said:
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jonathan_206 said: I highly warn anyone not to make silly jokes about this.
All right! You asked for it.... Time for a pun war!
> Think about an entire generation of children, 1 out of 4 children, who have a hard time just trying to survive.
Yeah, life can get pretty shitty sometimes.
> Girls who go out and look for men just to survive.
They say that man-Jenkem can be quite a bit stronger a lot of the time.
> You have to be pretty desperate to huff something filthy like that.
Naw... Sometimes you just want to get shit-faced.
> These people need serious help and attention.
No they need some seruous breath mints and mouthwash.
-FF
Ahahaha, the shit-faced one killed me!
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7608048 - 11/07/07 05:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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anonymous spread this to the mainstream media, expect to see it everywhere soon.
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toastandjam
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: veggie]
#7608113 - 11/07/07 05:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
veggie said: Jenkem posts and articles pop up every couple of months for the past few years. I am quite certain it is an 'urban legend'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indole
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Indole is solid at room temperature. It occurs naturally in human feces and has an intense fecal odor.
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Indole undergoes electrophilic substitution, mainly at position 3. Substituted indoles are structural elements of (and for some compounds the synthetic precursors for) the tryptophan-derived tryptamine alkaloids like the neurotransmitter serotonin, melatonin, the hallucinogens psilocybin, DMT, 5-MeO-DMT, or the ergolines like LSD.

note: I am not a chemist.
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: fastfred]
#7709445 - 12/03/07 01:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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