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Offlinebodynotdead
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INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS
    #7602570 - 11/06/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html

New Drug Alert!
Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high
NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
    #7602648 - 11/06/07 01:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i think i'll stay with my pot and booze, thank you very much.


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
    #7602686 - 11/06/07 01:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Scat doesn't seem quite so strange anymore.  :strokebeard:


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Cowgold]
    #7602846 - 11/06/07 02:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

LOLOLOL that can't be real


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OfflineEnder Wiggin
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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: moon_glue]
    #7602893 - 11/06/07 02:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

that is crazy, we are not disgusted with what we put in our body as much as we are with what comes out


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: moon_glue]
    #7602896 - 11/06/07 02:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Butthash is not jenkem.


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
    #7602964 - 11/06/07 02:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Cowgold]
    #7603016 - 11/06/07 02:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

When is the usa going to list shit as an analog subtance.


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Montanahunter420]
    #7603026 - 11/06/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

if they ilegalize shit, what are we going to do...


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: moon_glue]
    #7603085 - 11/06/07 03:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Haha, that picture is from a website's forum in which I used to frequent.

I was one of the ones helping him out with figuring out a process to ferment the shit. I'm still in awe that it made the news.


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Chi Ro]
    #7603265 - 11/06/07 03:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ROFL this is the best thing i have seen on the internet in MONTHS!


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #7603301 - 11/06/07 03:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Those pics are from totse.


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Chi Ro]
    #7603361 - 11/06/07 04:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Chi Ro said:
I was one of the ones helping him out with figuring out a process to ferment the shit.



I'll bet you're real proud.


Edited by Adagio (11/06/07 04:04 PM)


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
    #7603500 - 11/06/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Gross


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Cerebro]
    #7603719 - 11/06/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This is quite hilarious. I remember browsing TOTSE when I came across this in BLTC. This kid took pictures of himself doing it and posted them on totse (look the bottle of shit: it reads "pickwick" and "totse" below it). Pickwick was the guys handle on totse. Hahahha he is like 12 and his picture is all over the news in Florida where he lives.


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
    #7604064 - 11/06/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my friend talks about jenkem all the time in a joking way. That stuff is nasty.

Hey man, I just ate a huge dinner and it'll make some great jenkem. This shit'll get you blasted.


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7604083 - 11/06/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

this is a repost but anyways. someone please give them some pot. i can't stand people being so low.


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Groomies]
    #7604094 - 11/06/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What drives people to do these things? Is life so miserable now that we have to huff jenkem to make it better...? This is sad.


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: bodynotdead]
    #7604115 - 11/06/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Weird. I dunno, but I think it's a big hoax. :sherlock:


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Re: INHALING GAS FROM FECES AND URINE; LEARNED FROM AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7604120 - 11/06/07 06:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I hope so.


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