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TurntableJunky
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I Can't Roll
#7601569 - 11/06/07 08:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Joints
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OneMoreRobot3021



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The only way to learn is to keep rolling them and then breaking them down and re-rolling them. And don't smoke.
Just come home from school/work/whatever one day, sit down with your weed and decide not to smoke until you've got a serviceable joint.
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RoosterCogburn
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I'm a bong/bowl/volcano bitch... I can roll a halfway decent, smokable joint if I need it, but I generally hand off that job to someone more qualified. 
Joints are nice sometimes, and perfect for hitting the road. If I didn't own a one-hitter, I'd probably roll more!
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undergrounder
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If you smoke cigarettes, buy some Drum and live off that for a while.
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Jack Albertson
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use a dollar bill to help you roll, that's how i learned. Now i can roll joints in the dark.
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g00ru
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You can use a pencil to help you, but you might get made fun of.
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LosAngelesGraff
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Re: I Can't Roll [Re: g00ru]
#7601704 - 11/06/07 09:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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havent you already made a post a few months back saying you cant roll? have you been practicing? try reverse rolling. get a blunt and empty the tobbaco out and then fill it with weed. you can do the same with a jay just seal it up then fill it with weed and use a pen to pack it and your finger to hold it in.
ts727, what are you some kinda bat/man?
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Jack Albertson
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no, but ive been on quite a few roadtrips and sometimes you gotta do it.
-------------------- Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time TRANSCEND
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The_Ghost
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Re: I Can't Roll [Re: g00ru]
#7601755 - 11/06/07 09:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
guruu said: but you might get made fun of.
God forbid! 
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beebop
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I'm not too good at rolling either...I had a friend teach me and I am going to give it another shot sometime soon.
The only way to learn is practice. good luck!
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IslandShroomer
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Re: I Can't Roll [Re: beebop]
#7601773 - 11/06/07 09:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ha well i have the "family Shakes" everyone on my mom's side of the family kind of has unsteady hands. As you could imagine, this makes rolling a J fucking impossible.
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demiu5
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i have very unsteady hands (shake slightly when at rest), but I figured out a way to roll. Sometimes they aren't perfect, but always smokable and always am told how good they are even when I don't think so
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LosAngelesGraff
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Re: I Can't Roll [Re: Gill]
#7601888 - 11/06/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomism
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Practice, practice, practice.
The best way to learn is rolling tobacco imo. over and over and over.
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demiu5
humans, lol


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Re: I Can't Roll [Re: Shroomism]
#7601961 - 11/06/07 10:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said: Practice, practice, practice.
The best way to learn is rolling tobacco imo. over and over and over.

good, fresh tobacco is so much easier to roll as well, so you can get down a technique, then apply it with cannabis
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Iolaa
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Re: I Can't Roll [Re: demiu5]
#7601990 - 11/06/07 10:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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you're not going to be able to do it until you MAKE yourself practice. then one day it'll click and you'll be set for life.
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Hyper_Panda_GO
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I can roll just well enough so it's smokable but it's an ugly lookin thing
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sam420
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The other day, I got to thinking it's quite a life-skill that you take for granted but somebody outside of the drug culture would think it's pretty cool (or disgusting) if you can roll a joint.
I mean, how many thousands of miniature pieces of artwork have you spent time lovingly crafting before burning and sending away to the heavens.
I'm not sure if there's a point there somewhere but whatever. I like the rolling, sharing, chatting, fiddling, poking, smoking, licking, sticking, grinding and the occasional fuck-up. It's a nice ritual.
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Re: I Can't Roll [Re: sam420]
#7602048 - 11/06/07 10:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Roll Cigarettes whenever you want to smoke. Rolling cigs is cheap and the best way to learn. Since tobacco's a lot cheaper to screw up with. :P
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