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    #7600315 - 11/05/07 09:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

When I need a laugh, I browse the craigslist personals. I can always laugh at the endless penis pic posts, and posts of people who can't figure out why they can't find dates. I mean, most of them are not bad, but about every third post is absolutely ridiculous. Some of these people go on for pages about themselves.
I mean really, this guy has to have a full inbox of responses. And this guy, what a penis. The funny thing is not many females post pictures and most are bbw. I really can't help myself. Its all too entertaining. Who knows maybe people do get laid this way. Seems odd to me, but different strokes I guess.
I hope this doesn't make me a bad person...


No one? Really. Wow. I guess I'm the weirdo.


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7600425 - 11/05/07 09:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hey every now and then i do the same thing, but I look at the chicks.  Then i think to myself.  Ahhhh:snowman:

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I'm a huge fan of omelettes, preferably western or farmer's. I suppose you don't have to like just omelettes, you can like other breakfast foods...or just food in general.

I'd much rather head over to a diner and have some good/silly/interesting conversation over omelettes and coffee instead of going out to a frat party or club and drinking myself into oblivion. If this, or any other relatively simple activities (watching movies, wandering the streets of A2, comparing iPods, etc) sound like a lovely day/night, then we're well on our way to something.





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Re: sometimes [Re: Cheezit]
    #7600464 - 11/05/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That is one of the strangest things I have seen.  Thank you. Breakfast foods. :rofl:


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7600514 - 11/05/07 09:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So do you like omelets?:apestheclown:


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7600528 - 11/05/07 09:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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When I need a laugh, I browse the craigslist personals. I can always laugh at the endless penis pic posts, and posts of people who can't figure out why they can't find dates. I mean, most of them are not bad, but about every third post is absolutely ridiculous. Some of these people go on for pages about themselves.
I mean really, this guy has to have a full inbox of responses. And this guy, what a penis. The funny thing is not many females post pictures and most are bbw. I really can't help myself. Its all too entertaining. Who knows maybe people do get laid this way. Seems odd to me, but different strokes I guess.
I hope this doesn't make me a bad person...


No one? Really. Wow. I guess I'm the weirdo.




maybe u are just a horndog.


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7600538 - 11/05/07 09:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: sometimes [Re: Leanin]
    #7600546 - 11/05/07 09:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)



Edited by Cheezit (11/05/07 09:47 PM)


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Re: sometimes [Re: Cheezit]
    #7600725 - 11/05/07 10:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha wow *begins searching craigslist*


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Re: sometimes [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7600733 - 11/05/07 10:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I emailed someone in my area :shocked: I wonder how this turns out. supposily she goes to my school....its probably some old fat guy though.


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Re: sometimes [Re: Tangerines]
    #7601038 - 11/05/07 11:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Man I e-mailed someone too.. she was looking for just my type (not one of those cocksucking posts though LOL), anyways she sent me an e-mail back but now I think it might be a robot.. too bad :lol:


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7601048 - 11/05/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you know what?


It really does take all kinds.  :derfase:


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Re: sometimes [Re: Cheezit]
    #7601056 - 11/05/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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click:wetself:




tghuyk

:wetself:








50 bucks says they're both porn spam ads.


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Re: sometimes [Re: Cheezit]
    #7601147 - 11/06/07 12:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

The pics in that first one kinda look like two different girls, I wonder if that is a guy pretending...


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Re: sometimes [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7601154 - 11/06/07 12:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Man I e-mailed someone too.. she was looking for just my type (not one of those cocksucking posts though LOL), anyways she sent me an e-mail back but now I think it might be a robot.. too bad :lol:




If you seriously did email someone, and you do ever actually meet them, I have to know how it goes.  I need to know if any of these people are normal human beings,or complete freak shows, only in an attempt to satisfy this insatiable morbid curiosity with craigslist.


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7601160 - 11/06/07 12:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i'm rather curious too. i'm sure there's a shitload of relatively normal guys who just wanna get sex... but it seems like if a normal attractive woman wants casual sex, all she has to do is go out to a bar and flirt back with the guys hitting on her.


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Re: sometimes [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7601174 - 11/06/07 12:41 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I guess if you just moved somewhere and didn't know anyone, or you recently were divorced, I can see craigslist being an option, but seriously, you can meet someone anywhere and everywhere.  All you have to do is smile.
:smile:


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7601178 - 11/06/07 12:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

really, just smile? That's ll you have to do?


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7601193 - 11/06/07 12:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

StreetFreak said:
Man I e-mailed someone too.. she was looking for just my type (not one of those cocksucking posts though LOL), anyways she sent me an e-mail back but now I think it might be a robot.. too bad :lol:




If you seriously did email someone, and you do ever actually meet them, I have to know how it goes.  I need to know if any of these people are normal human beings,or complete freak shows, only in an attempt to satisfy this insatiable morbid curiosity with craigslist.




They are not normal, most people who answer these things end up under a floorboard... in many...many pieces :wetself:


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Re: sometimes [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7601195 - 11/06/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

It works for me. :shrug:


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Re: sometimes [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7601197 - 11/06/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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nakors_junk_bag said:
really, just smile? That's ll you have to do?




yeah, if u got boobs


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Re: sometimes [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7601199 - 11/06/07 12:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have penis, will that work?


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Re: sometimes [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7601201 - 11/06/07 12:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

only if the person you smile at has one too, and they like that sort of thing...


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Re: sometimes [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7601202 - 11/06/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, tis what I thought, the smile, possibly the most ineffective pick up line effar. Unless you are a gay.


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Re: sometimes [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7601206 - 11/06/07 12:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

to me it seems the smile is most effective after you have gotten to know the broad a little. Then it is an indispensable tool of woo.


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Re: sometimes [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7601217 - 11/06/07 01:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ahaha, that's awesome. I never knew craigslist was like this.


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Re: sometimes [Re: m.v2]
    #7601250 - 11/06/07 01:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I would be much more inclined to actually converse with someone in a comfortable place like whole foods or trader joes, who smiled at me.
no smile = no talking.


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7601256 - 11/06/07 01:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

doesn't smiling equal smoozing, I mean it is usually so contrived if there is no history there.

Each to their own.


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Re: sometimes [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7601259 - 11/06/07 01:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i dunno. i rather enjoy getting smiles from people i don't know.


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Re: sometimes [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7601263 - 11/06/07 01:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

sometimes, I see a person in a wheel chair, it makes me frown, but the person walking towards me to the left is mistaken, cause I am blind in my right eye so they think that I am frowning at them. Its not the case though.


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Re: sometimes [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7601264 - 11/06/07 01:30 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I usually think "why the fuck are they smiling at me...is there something on my face!?!?!?" or "am i supposed to know them?"


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Re: sometimes [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7601266 - 11/06/07 01:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I danced at a club with a guy in a wheelchair once. He's here just as we are; Experiencing love hate fear lust just like the rest of us. I don't smile at people as much as i probably just smile. I'm a pretty happy girl and i find humor in the tiniest things.


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7601269 - 11/06/07 01:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I smile when I see a guy in a wheel chair with an amazingly hot soulful chick. That makes me smile. I smile, then for a brief moment I trust God again.


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Re: sometimes [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7601270 - 11/06/07 01:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

well it all depends on the smile. sometimes i get the "do i know them?" feeling, but that's only when it's like a somewhat excited smile of recognition. most smiles i notice from strangers are often just polite smiles. like when i accidentally/unknowingly catch eye contact someone, i just smile politely and go on my way. or like if someone holds a door or stops to let your pass or something like that.


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Re: sometimes [Re: mycogirl]
    #7601275 - 11/06/07 01:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

here's a good one posted on the Shroomery a few weeks ago...

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7489838/an/0/page/3


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Re: sometimes [Re: sam420]
    #7601286 - 11/06/07 02:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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here's a good one posted on the Shroomery a few weeks ago...

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7489838/an/0/page/3





hahaha that chick got owned


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Re: sometimes [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7603879 - 11/06/07 05:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile
Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile


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