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ideas for g/f's b day *DELETED*
    #7598305 - 11/05/07 12:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: desufnoC]
    #7598312 - 11/05/07 12:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Dick in a box.


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: Boutang]
    #7598323 - 11/05/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what are three things she enjoys more than sex and drugs?


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7598347 - 11/05/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Dry smash her shit box


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Offlinekidaihuan
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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7598353 - 11/05/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Think long and hard. And not a black man's penis.

What has she been telling you she wanted for the last few years?

For my girlfriend, it was a sofa, PSP and iPod.

I bought her a PSP, but that's because she doesn't have any place to put a sofa, although she says she could make it, and I can't buy iPods because in my opinion, they're just overpriced MP3 players - and she already has one of those..


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: disturbed]
    #7598356 - 11/05/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

that seems to be the new fad around here.


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7598422 - 11/05/07 12:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i second dry smashing her asshole.


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: jeetered]
    #7598465 - 11/05/07 01:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

send her an e-mail to check her actual mailbox. when she walks outside lock her out.

it's an easy way to get rid of women with zero confrontation.


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: desufnoC]
    #7598473 - 11/05/07 01:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

dude, you gotta give us some info on what kind of girl this is. no one idea will work for all girls. the right gift, material or immaterial, needs to be tailored to custom fit the recipient's personality.


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7598581 - 11/05/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Give her a one night pass to "the jeetered train"

she will love you for it!


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: desufnoC]
    #7598590 - 11/05/07 01:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Just think about it... you know her don't you?

What kind of things has she bought for herself? What does she talk excitedly about (even if it doesn't interest you?) What does she value?


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7598626 - 11/05/07 02:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have to say that's pretty shiesty not to take her out to the bar for the 21st I would definitely be irate.


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: disturbed]
    #7598637 - 11/05/07 02:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

disturbed said:
Dry smash her shit box




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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: LucidDream]
    #7598786 - 11/05/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

throw a surprise party with all her friends. that's what every woman really wants for her birthday.

if this is impossible, i can only give you my recommendation, which is to buy her a book. that's what i always want. a nice good book.

from what i understand, this is not what most women want for their birthday, so i really can't give any more suggestions.


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: desufnoC]
    #7599020 - 11/05/07 03:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Without knowing anything about this girl I would go with jewelry. Necklace, with a colored stone of some sort.


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7599464 - 11/05/07 05:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

flowers, chocolates, and a lot of touching the pee pee.


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: jeetered]
    #7599601 - 11/05/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

more droogz


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Re: ideas for g/f's b day *DELETED* [Re: Psilobuds]
    #7600848 - 11/05/07 10:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: ideas for g/f's b day [Re: emilbus]
    #7600864 - 11/05/07 11:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

good luck with her man! maybe surprise her with flowers during the day or the day before...


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