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InvisibleZippoZM
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HAHAHA locked my keys in my car!
    #7597259 - 11/05/07 01:56 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

so im standing there wondering how i could be so dumb, when i know that i have the spare keys locked in there as well....

and then i remember that a friend of mine gave me a Slim Jim for helping him put an engine in a car he was working on.

so i said, what the hell. i dont know how to use one of these, lets give it a try.

2 minutes later i had the fucker open :smile: !

thank you slim jim!



im totally going to use this to help people that are locked out of their cars :smile:


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: HAHAHA locked my keys in my car! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7597307 - 11/05/07 02:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Slim Jims are good for thwaking peepls knuckles too :P


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Re: HAHAHA locked my keys in my car! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7597309 - 11/05/07 02:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Were you stoned perchance?


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Re: HAHAHA locked my keys in my car! [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7597362 - 11/05/07 04:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i saw someone towing someone's car use one once.

i couldn't believe how fast and easy it looks.
it looks just like a piece of flat wire too...

come on crackheads, no need to smash and grab.


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Re: HAHAHA locked my keys in my car! [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7597487 - 11/05/07 06:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

great story, lucky you have the slim jim.

i (being the one-upper that I am) have a story aswell with similar circumstances!

i was running to 7-11 for something, and was rushed. I pulled up, got out, hit the lock on my door, took a step towards the door - froze.

---listened.... yep: engine running---

look back, door's locked ::shakes head::


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Re: HAHAHA locked my keys in my car! [Re: memes]
    #7597544 - 11/05/07 07:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

d00d how do j00 use teh slim jim?


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