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hpi
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Why don't people do this?
#7592820 - 11/03/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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On Cops and all shows like that and all always gets busted with some kind of drug bc they leave it laying around in there car or put it under the seat or something stupid or they try and eat it which can kill you and end up getting busted or in there pocket.
Why don't people just tape the baggie of Dope to there chest or to the side of there leg or something?
It's a smart thing to do if you have no other reason to get put away for bc they probably make you be nude when you go to jail.
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SouthPArk
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: hpi]
#7592976 - 11/03/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Stonerz are lazy?!?....

...if your moving large amountz... yea ok... but for a personal stash....people are just plain ole lazy!
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hpi
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: SouthPArk]
#7593018 - 11/03/07 11:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not only stoners.
I would have thought crackheads and Tweakers would use there head and do sometrhing smart or soemhting given they have all that extra energy and all they can be Unlazy!
Tweaks made me do nothing but be very cautios and not lazy!
I see these people get asked multiple times if they have anythign illegal on them or in there vehicle and they say no go search and all and they get busted and im jsut thinking, how fucken stpid are you?
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KilroyMilosevik
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: SouthPArk]
#7593055 - 11/03/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Honestly, I would just hand it over if he came down to a cop pushing to search my car. Of course, I wouldn't just let it happen, but if it came down to it, I'd just give it up. Thankfully though, I have yet to catch a drug charge.. 
I'm pretty respectful of the police, whether their assholes or not. It's easy to keep them from stepping all over your rights as long as you're polite and use "sir". Being a dickhead to the police, whether justified or not, is only dampening your chances of escape. Chances are you won't get jail time if you if it comes down to handing it over... I know quite a few examples of this.
A real good friend of mine was caught with 40+ lbs. of fresh cannabis; he knew what they pulled him over for, fessed it up and will serve a 90 day county jail sentence, 4 years probation and a 2,000 dollar fine (He made bail btw). I'd say it could have been A LOT worse if he had done otherwise... what do you think?
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hpi
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3 months in Jail and 4 years probation? Id jump infront of a train!
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blaine
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: hpi]
#7593201 - 11/04/07 12:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Here's my list of "why don't people do this?"
1. Replace the dancing bears window cling with a "she's a child...not a choice" bumper sticker. (Note: Do not replace the dancing bears window cling with a "Fuck'm if they can't take a toke" bumper sticker.) 2. Drive the speed limit. 3. Wear a shirt with a collar and some khakis. 4. Make sure lights and turn signals work properly. 5. Drive only between the hours of 7am and 6pm. 6. Instead of Dick's Picks, have the baseball game or conservative talk radio playing in the unlikely event your get pulled over. 7. Shower, shave, haircut, and hell, maybe a little Drakkar. (Just kidding. Cops know that guys who smell like Drakkar who aren't cops are date-rapists and likely carrying rohypnol.) 8. Drive squeaky sober. 9. Have a dog-eared copy of The Purpose Driven Life in your back seat. 10. Clean car, empty ashtray.
I know, I know...but I don't know where "being a sell out" starts and stops but the odds of the above getting their car or person searched is nil. Can't look like a shepherd when you need to blend with the sheep.
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: blaine]
#7595727 - 11/04/07 06:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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7. Shower, shave, haircut, and hell, maybe a little Drakkar. (Just kidding. Cops know that guys who smell like Drakkar who aren't cops are date-rapists and likely carrying rohypnol.)
Yes! I used to work at a bar.. .all these 20-something jackasses would bath in horrible chemical-smellinjg cologne and try and pick up sloppy drunk girls. I'd gag just walking by them... the epe should regulate those assholes, they emit enough chems.
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Ziggen
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: blaine]
#7595937 - 11/04/07 07:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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blaine said: Here's my list of "why don't people do this?"
1. Replace the dancing bears window cling with a "she's a child...not a choice" bumper sticker. (Note: Do not replace the dancing bears window cling with a "Fuck'm if they can't take a toke" bumper sticker.)
5. Drive only between the hours of 7am and 6pm. 6. Instead of Dick's Picks, have the baseball game or conservative talk radio playing in the unlikely event your get pulled over.
1) Bumper stickers of all kinds aren't that bright. Wouldn't it suck if you got pulled over by the one pro-choice cop in your town.
5) Ludicrous
6) It is wise to turn off the radio before the cop gets to your car, no matter what's on it.
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: Ziggen]
#7596008 - 11/04/07 07:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's a smart thing to do if you have no other reason to get put away for bc they probably make you be nude when you go to jail.
Not here, I got picked up on a warrant, and made to empty my pockets and asked if I had anything else on me....made me bathe behind a closed door, and strip behind the same door, no cameras visible. then spent the night on a cell block, till I could make bail.
Damn that place reeked of tobacco.
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wps
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KilroyMilosevik said: A real good friend of mine was caught with 40+ lbs. of fresh cannabis; he knew what they pulled him over for, fessed it up and will serve a 90 day county jail sentence, 4 years probation and a 2,000 dollar fine (He made bail btw). I'd say it could have been A LOT worse if he had done otherwise... what do you think?
Uhhhh... I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if your friend got popped with 40 pounds and all he got was probation, a small fine, and short time, then he probably informed on someone.
sleep tight
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snoot
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: wps]
#7599916 - 11/05/07 07:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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tape it your forehead
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KilroyMilosevik
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: wps]
#7602602 - 11/06/07 01:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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wps said:
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KilroyMilosevik said: A real good friend of mine was caught with 40+ lbs. of fresh cannabis; he knew what they pulled him over for, fessed it up and will serve a 90 day county jail sentence, 4 years probation and a 2,000 dollar fine (He made bail btw). I'd say it could have been A LOT worse if he had done otherwise... what do you think?
Uhhhh... I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if your friend got popped with 40 pounds and all he got was probation, a small fine, and short time, then he probably informed on someone.
sleep tight
I know he snitched... He told me. 
The guys he snitched on have already served their time and are back out on the streets again.. his case, is still pending however. As far as everyone in my town knows... i gots nothin to do with it. And nothing has happened to my buddy; nothing is going to come of it... this place is full of pussies.
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> I know he snitched... He told me. 
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KilroyMilosevik
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^^^^^^^^^^^
Basically.. up until about 2 months ago
I've known this dude since I was 11, and I helped pay his bail... we're pretty close friends, and I truly had nothing to do with it.
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Ziggen Said: 6) It is wise to turn off the radio before the cop gets to your car, no matter what's on it.
I recommend you just shut the car off the second you pull over... the cop is going to ask you to anyway, and they'll probably get a little excited if you don't. just my 2cent
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rawtoxic
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Yeah another thing with cops at night is to turn on your dome light and sit still then he can see what's going on and won't shine fuckin flashlight in your face either.
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KilroyMilosevik
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: rawtoxic]
#7606170 - 11/07/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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turn the dome light on and grab up your insurance card, drivers licence etc. they seem to be pretty pleasant, whether they are usually assholes or not, if you are compliant... seems obvious enough
Maybe its just me, but I keep all my illegals in one spot that is out of plain sight at all times if I have to transport. This way, I won't have to be stashing it as the cop is seeing my every move with that spotlight on my ass.
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blaine
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Ziggen said: 1) Bumper stickers of all kinds aren't that bright. Wouldn't it suck if you got pulled over by the one pro-choice cop in your town.
Pro choice cop in the bible belt? 
I guess I didn't mention that I was in the midwest, though. 
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blaine said: 5. Drive only between the hours of 7am and 6pm.
5) Ludicrous
I was thinking only if you've got something that might be considered contraband. Sorry I didn't mention that.
Seems to me that you're safer if you're in the normal commuter flow. 7am to 6pm are "working hours" whereas 6pm to 7am puts you into more social situations (happy hour, parties, etc) which makes cops more suspicious. Is my logic flawed?
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: blaine]
#7606390 - 11/07/07 10:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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people are fucking stupid....i think that when you hide a drug in your car....its only yelling out "please see me and make it obvious and then you can search my car!"
yes, i would hide it in my body or somewhere where i KNOW he wouldn't look.........because i would NEVER be in the situation to give off any vibe to cause the cop to have suspension about me.
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johnm214



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RemainRandom50 said: people are fucking stupid....i think that when you hide a drug in your car....its only yelling out "please see me and make it obvious and then you can search my car!"
yes, i would hide it in my body or somewhere where i KNOW he wouldn't look.........because i would NEVER be in the situation to give off any vibe to cause the cop to have suspension about me.
I presume you meant in your body not on? Cuz you generally don't need a warrant to search someone on their person. Car trunks, on the other hand, normally require a warrant.
In some states, even if the car reaks of weed, that's not enough to get them a warrant for the trunk.
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Re: Why don't people do this? [Re: johnm214]
#7610766 - 11/08/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have a small metal box with magnets on it I attach to the bottom of my car.....got the idea from the spare key boxes, then made one a little bigger.
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