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comedic moments
    #7591912 - 11/03/07 05:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

so, i am currently writing a comedy screenplay just for fun. it is something to do in my spare time between the heaviness of writing a novel.

i am looking for funny episodes from your lives. let me start:
So a friend brought over a potato gun one day... a big one. we were outside launching potatoes a long ass when when it got cold so we came inside. so here we were inside with a potato gun knowing full well we couldnt launch a real potato inside... but a sock is soft.

what do you think happens when you launch a sock out of a potato gun? well, what doesnt happen is a sock gliding ever so gently across a room. what does happen is the fuel used to launch said sock sets fire to the sock as it speeds out of the barrel. then what you have is a flaming pile of polyester and cotton hurtling towards a huge cloth tie dye that spans a wall. did you know that you can extinguish a flame quicker by beating it out with a paper bag than you can going to fetch water in a bowl to pour on it?

so lets hear them. funny scenes from your life.


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