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social experimentation
    #7591807 - 11/03/07 05:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have been performing scientific studies on people's dominance/submission reactions and mind sets

I went to the philosophy department and paced the halls and finally I found my speciemen

the philosophy professor, man of existential waste and killer of human spirit
he's read and learned and discussed so much that now he feels like he finally has an excuse to be an asshole, nevermind the 20 years he spent without a Phd in shit thought, his time to shine is now and hes smarter than you and will prove it by calling you a hypocrit

so I barged into his office and I told him
"I am here to serve you"
and he said what
I said Im here for your service
and he said what
and I said im a great saint from south denver
and he said ok "so you're like my advisor"
and I said
no
I am your guru
hahahaha
then he said ok whatever what do you want
and I said "i dont know, you brought me here"
and he said what do you mean and I said
you should know, you sent for me
then he got mad and walked out of his office to escape me
I saw him going for the teachers lounge and I followed down the hall way after him
and I said "hey, don't you wanna hear about my miracles"
and he said "your miracles"
and I said yeah my miracles
and he said no I dont want to hear about your miracles
then I said if you dont wanna hear about miracles what do you like to do
and he said "read my book" and motioned to the book in his hand
then he vanished into the teachers lounge and I left him alone
I might go back but I dont want to get a restraining order


hahah so what say you philosophes?
was this mans lack of snappy reactions to my claim of miracles a sign of spiritual absence in this great country or was he simply a miracle man too and tired of the game?

or maybe a jew...


at this rate im starting to wonder how long till the guys in the white suites are called about me, im gaining quite the reputation around here


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Edited by Cherk (11/03/07 05:02 PM)


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7591810 - 11/03/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I have been performing scientific studies

:rofl2:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7591820 - 11/03/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol::lol::tongue2:
please don't get locked up..we need you out here! :cheers:


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7591869 - 11/03/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

the more guts you get and the more street rep you have
the better dating gets

no longer can your girl friend say
"well look what so and so did"

she can no longer be jealous of crazy steve
who shouts at strangers and provokes mexicans

you must completely leave your body
and become a pun
then you will be a master like me


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7591872 - 11/03/07 05:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

and if you can do all of this
and still have the patience to get along with people
and set your deep, oceanic eyes on people
and say, "now, tell me about your day"
then you are ready to become a prophet


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7591876 - 11/03/07 05:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

everyone should start freaking out right now
take the hunger and make it your reason to smile and your reason to cry
protest all you can and youll find that no one else is doing it
and you're the only one who cares, usually
maybe you're in portland or something, things are different in portland
and youll see all these people meditating
and the only thing that enters there mind is determination
to not come up with a reason to go harry karry
so go harry karry and control the dance
write ram das angry letters


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7591882 - 11/03/07 05:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

hari-kari


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7591899 - 11/03/07 05:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

good luck with this man. just remember that you or your philosophy professor, or a random joe on the street,or me have just as much of a clue as to whats really going on. none. lol


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7591902 - 11/03/07 05:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

cherokee said:

and the only thing that enters there mind is determination





* their

You're in school?

(we're all scientists)


Edited by Booby (11/03/07 05:44 PM)


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7591923 - 11/03/07 05:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Somehow I don't believe that you really did that. If you did, I don't blame the man for his reaction, as that would have been incredibly annoying.


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7592059 - 11/03/07 06:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

then you will be a master like me

:whacker:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

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Re: social experimentation [Re: Icelander]
    #7592067 - 11/03/07 06:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what god dont know dont hurt him!


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7593415 - 11/04/07 03:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Then why are you (God) crying?


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Booby]
    #7593467 - 11/04/07 04:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I think someone is trying to float the perspective that we are unaccountable for our actions that lead to our circumstances.


Edited by Booby (11/04/07 04:25 AM)


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Booby]
    #7593960 - 11/04/07 09:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my view is simple
fix the errors and forgive

forgiveness
is the most important lesson


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7594031 - 11/04/07 10:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"maybe he's a jew!"
you think your "experiment" is a jew detector?
it's not even an experiment,
it's just being doggedly annoying for attention.

did you want to find jews?
what's next from you, i wonder?
something constructive?
something beautiful?
something worth reading?


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Re: social experimentation [Re: redgreenvines]
    #7594105 - 11/04/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

so its obvious we know things like no use crying over spilled milk

what is annoying are the professors who teach philosophy when they don't even know friendship; everyone is fallen today.

a jew detector; nothing more than how much flirting you can get away with before feeling like you're being over-bearing; growing up, surely having a desire to fuck say, Lisa Lampanelli, already grown time to make fun of the artist on the flyer, the comedian squated and smiling, whats so funny and whats everyone talking about, its not your comedy, Im sure its your toilet products that are confusing you

the chosen ones; don't even have the guts to flaunt it
even after such premise as a first world nation
bling bling, the mobile is hidden in the clouds,
metaphorical cotton candy, forced imagery same as rape.

true philosophers make friends
by surviving first, then we can build stick houses with the homeless

maybe to detect lesbians would be more useful but they seem pretty apparent with fashionings of butch, I wear my jew arm band when in Rome
leaders need to be funny, Bush loves to laugh
so my routine follows the form of time



If I get mad enough ill jump over the bench and attack the judge


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SIKE


Edited by Cherk (11/04/07 10:54 AM)


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Re: social experimentation [Re: redgreenvines]
    #7594123 - 11/04/07 10:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'm just cranky cause when I laughed as a kid
I renounced everything
and most others just played chess with their adult lives
and they're still playing the same game today


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7594129 - 11/04/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)



"Starving! You don't say!"


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Re: social experimentation [Re: Cherk]
    #7594228 - 11/04/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

How can you find fault when 'forgiveness' is your motto?


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