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    #7589319 - 11/02/07 08:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7589336 - 11/02/07 08:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Whenever I dip my biscuit in my tea for too long, it breaks off and I'm left with only a small piece of my biscuit.


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: EllisDSox]
    #7589359 - 11/02/07 08:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Whenever I get a boner, I bend it up in my waist band - which is perfect because then I can walk around with my boner at full mast and not worry about it anymore.










































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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7589366 - 11/02/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I don't really get boners in public.. or around people that shouldn't know I have one.


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7589428 - 11/02/07 08:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

man fuck that, when i get a boner i just stick it right out there for the world to see, but not when dogs are around.


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: EllisDSox]
    #7589437 - 11/02/07 08:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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EllisDSox said:
Whenever I dip my biscuit in my tea for too long, it breaks off and I'm left with only a small piece of my biscuit.



lol fuck yeah
what time is it in u.s


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: grandesign]
    #7589450 - 11/02/07 08:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

donno, 2:58 here


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: beneath]
    #7589458 - 11/02/07 09:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ok thought u were u.s wondering the time difference


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: grandesign]
    #7589483 - 11/02/07 09:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

wow, this thread was derailed with relative ease :congrats:


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7589495 - 11/02/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

dont want to be an ennoying cunt but what time is it in the states ?
and yaeh it was !!!


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: grandesign]
    #7589537 - 11/02/07 09:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Tree fitty


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7589603 - 11/02/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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dont want to be an ennoying cunt but what time is it in the states ?





LOL That's the 4th or 5th post I've read from you tonight where you asked the time. :grin:


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: grandesign]
    #7589612 - 11/02/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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grandesign said:
dont want to be an ennoying cunt but what time is it in the states ?
and yaeh it was !!!




it's 8:51pm


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: BUDDHA_702]
    #7589626 - 11/02/07 09:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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it's 8:51pm




Not if you are in Boca Raton. It's 11:57 on this side.


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #7589653 - 11/02/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Were I am right now it's 9:05 but Were I live its 12:05.
I travel alot.

He asked for US time not the time in Florida!!!


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: BUDDHA_702]
    #7589673 - 11/02/07 10:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

LOL. OK. Fair enough.


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #7589752 - 11/02/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

LOL ALL I WANTED TO KNOE IS IF YOU WERE INFRONT OR BEHIND U.K TIMES WANKER LOL
OBVIOUSLY IM HAVIN A LATE NITR AND YOU AN EARY MORNING ...PEACE


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: grandesign]
    #7589763 - 11/02/07 10:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Then Google Time zone differences or Time zones.
When it's day here in the US isn't it night in the UK?


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: BUDDHA_702]
    #7589778 - 11/02/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

SO ITS EARLY MORNIBG LATE NIGHT IM GOINGTO BED PEACE


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: grandesign]
    #7589807 - 11/02/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

don't get anxiety

all women are crazy fucking bitches


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7590248 - 11/03/07 05:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I would like to apologize to all the guys who have had a psycho bitch.
My fiance tell me al the time hes SOOOOO happy I not crazy. In the bginning I used to think he was just being silly. But then he started telling me stoories of crazy girls he had dated. And I knew he was being serious.

I dont know why chicks are crazy. I do know I hate most girls, and that could be the same thing. What makes them crazy to guys, makes them seem simple and vapid to me. I have 1 girl friend for 12 years now, cause every other chick i meet turns out to be a fucking stupid bitch sooner or later.

And NOT being crazy, as I am, was extremely hard on me. Most guys thought I was nuts before they even got to know me. As if they were setting themselves up for my inevitable freak out. But usually it turned out they were just boring or we were incompatible, and it never went anywhere.

I have come to discover that everyone is crazy. You just have to find someone with a craziness just like yours. I was lucky, I found a guy who hates sports and loves comics and weed and fucking in the morning. He dresses kind of weird, but I can dig it. I was alone for a long time, so Im finally set.

I wish you all the best. Don't give up - I found someone when i hit 30. (27 days after my 30'th birthday I met the man of my dreams, although at them time, I thought he was just cool) Now at 34 (im still 33 till Monday) i am engaged, and happy. All those fucked up guys and ridiculous times are past, and serve as funny anecdotes.

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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7590383 - 11/03/07 08:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:boxerface:


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    #7590386 - 11/03/07 08:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7590393 - 11/03/07 08:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

im sorry you feel that way.
maybe one day you will find someone who will love you.:heart:


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    #7590400 - 11/03/07 08:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7590416 - 11/03/07 08:41 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i still think love is real-

unfortunately due to past crazy bitches i will now have SUCH A HARD TIME trusting any women i date for as long as i live - it sucks.


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    #7590432 - 11/03/07 08:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7590460 - 11/03/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
you must be 18. LOVE ISN'T REAL. and for the people who think it is.... as you sit here on this fucking message board typing away, your signifcant other is at her "friends" house polishing his knob. WATCH THE NEWS PEOPLE it happens everday.



i'm not 18
you are ignorant.

i believe love is totally subjective to whomever is experiencing it. For me, love is real, i've been in it and got ripped out of it. I know its real because of the pain it caused. Maybe you'll never experience it - and therefore in your case, it does not exist. but for me - I know.


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7590475 - 11/03/07 09:14 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
you must be 18. LOVE ISN'T REAL. and for the people who think it is.... as you sit here on this fucking message board typing away, your signifcant other is at her "friends" house polishing his knob. WATCH THE NEWS PEOPLE it happens everday.




No woman likes a bitter asshole. Lighten up, and try not to take yourself so seriously.


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    #7590542 - 11/03/07 09:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7590692 - 11/03/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
you must be 18. LOVE ISN'T REAL. and for the people who think it is.... as you sit here on this fucking message board typing away, your significant other is at her "friends" house polishing his knob. WATCH THE NEWS PEOPLE it happens everday.




Whats to say love is monogamous - monogamy is just an opinion.

You saying you would never think about or look at another lady?
You both make an agreement how you feel about it and if one don't stick to it then other dumps him/her.
Personally I like to share  :wink:  Not really but if you can take this attitude then helps a dam lot.
At the end of the day if the girls coming back to you every time then you doing something right, if she's fucking about and coming back then either do the same or tell her to fuck off.
Thats life.

As for you, if you keep hating then nobody can love you.  Hate isn't attractive.
Loves real alright its as real as any emotion.
As they say "its better to of loved and lost than to of never loved at all".


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: Ego Death]
    #7590800 - 11/03/07 11:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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As they say "its better to of loved and lost than to of never loved at all".




Interestingly, you get the dirtiest looks when you say that to someone who's bitching about an ex.:crazy2:


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7590801 - 11/03/07 11:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
women take advantage of kindness. that's why they don't respect u unless u treat them like piss. Ask bill hicks




haha i wish he were alive to be asked.


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7590967 - 11/03/07 12:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

all women are crazy. thats why we as dudes love'm.

the one i loved turned out to be so crazy
that i loved her even more!

then we broke up.
but i still care for her, even if i'm not with her.
and she still cares for me, and i'm okay with that.

girls CAN be crazy bitches, but i've met a lot who arn't.. didn't necesarrily date them.. kinda just gotta wait until you find one whose perfect.. who digs you and who you dig. ya dig?


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7590988 - 11/03/07 12:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, are you serious?

Get back on the fucking drugs man, WTF?

You have never been knocked off yourself and unspeakable in the presence of something so astounding you had nothing left to say?

The thing I speak of doesn't have to be for a woman, it could be a deer, a plant or a serene landscape and I truly feel sorry for you if you haven't felt it.


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: Adom]
    #7591005 - 11/03/07 01:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what are you talking about? haha, i don't really know who you're talking to :tongue:


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Re: Whenever I think about meeting a female who's not a psycho fucking bitch, I get crazy anxiety [Re: igwna]
    #7591048 - 11/03/07 01:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ahhh, message to self, don't post after massive salvia experiences while drinking whisky and taking fancy pills....


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