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I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF!
    #7588396 - 11/02/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This happened to me a while back let me know what you guys would do in this situation cause it caught me completely off guard.

So I was working at a hardware store at the time in the garden center. It was my last day of work at the hardware store because I had finally graduated college and got a real job. So of course I had to have a a meal at the drug buffet to celebrate. The night before my last day I ate 3 rolls and 3 hits of acid and then I had to be in to work at 7am. I wasn't really rolling anymore when I arrived at work but I was definitely still tripping a little.

So I'm wandering around watering plants and other bullshit so I don't have to talk to anyone and this lady just stands behind me staring at me. I finally turn around and realize this lady is staring at me (she looks really creepy reminded me of jack nicholsons wife in the shining) and I ask if there is anything I can help her with. She then says to me "you don't look like you have the joy of the lord in your heart." This caught me completely off guard and I said "uh I was out late last night and just didn't get much sleep" she then says "well I'm going to lift you up in prayer" and she starts praying for me out loud for like 10 min.

I didn't know what the fuck to do, I just stood there in disbelief while this was going on and some of my co workers were standing a ways off laughing their asses off. Like I said I was still tripping and I was just pretty much in shock from while she went on with her epic prayer or I definitely would have fucked with her.

Anyway just wondering what you guys would do or say in this situation.


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: disturbed]
    #7588410 - 11/02/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Pretend to go along with it but inwardly laugh at her

Then ask her for some money so I can help myself


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: disturbed]
    #7588417 - 11/02/07 04:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Man,that would totally throw me off even while trippin a little :lol:

Weird shit happens to me while trippin too,a few weeks ago i was walking alone in manhattan at like 3am on 3 hits of acid,This volkswagen passes by and a guy yells to me "I'm a FUCKING CLOWN!":shrug:


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: disturbed]
    #7588429 - 11/02/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

LOL

i dont even know how i would react to something like that.


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: shamantra]
    #7588503 - 11/02/07 04:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

93
Vibrate intensely: Apo Pantos Kako Daimonos!! Emit growl until the intruder retreats.
93 93/93


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: lavod]
    #7588522 - 11/02/07 04:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS REPLY WITH 93?

ARE YOU RETARDED?


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7588555 - 11/02/07 04:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

93
Because I like cookies. Actually, it's a legal matter :cool:. Am I retarded? In some ways.
93 93/93


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: lavod]
    #7588623 - 11/02/07 04:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yea it was really really weird. I swear the weidest shit happens to me all the time especially when I'm on drugs. The shining lady saw my name on my name tag and kept repeating it throughout the prayer like 15 times.

Immidiately after the prayer I walked straight out the door went home loaded up bong took a few giant rips and chilled out the rest of the day. I had to do some shit on the forklift real early in the morning while I was tripping to and figured nothing good was gonna come from that so I just called it a day haha.


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: lavod]
    #7588661 - 11/02/07 05:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You should have started to act like you were being exorcised. Drop to the ground, murmer incoherently and scream in weird voice pitches. I'd have loved to see her reaction to that one. After all that's done, get up and be like "W-... where am I?"


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: disturbed]
    #7588667 - 11/02/07 05:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

One time in high school when I lived with my parents they always made me go to church I hated it always, but anyway I was sitting there on night by myself, my dad was working there so he knew if I was there but this lady put her hand on me and said "god told me to bless you" when i got out to the parking lot I found $50 in my hoodie, i bought a bag of weed with it immediately.


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: lavod]
    #7588686 - 11/02/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

lavod said:
93
Vibrate intensely: Apo Pantos Kako Daimonos!! Emit growl until the intruder retreats.
93 93/93




seriously... explain yourself...

I looked at a few of your prior posts, and you always put 93 in there. What is the meaning of this? Please?


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7588692 - 11/02/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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One time in high school when I lived with my parents they always made me go to church I hated it always, but anyway I was sitting there on night by myself, my dad was working there so he knew if I was there but this lady put her hand on me and said "god told me to bless you" when i got out to the parking lot I found $50 in my hoodie, i bought a bag of weed with it immediately.




OH MY GOD that is fucking awesome man! Don't people give you money for first communion? I might have to go partake in some wine so I can get some drug money I'm broke haha.

I should have started speaking in tongues borat style that would have been hilarious.


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: johnm214]
    #7588746 - 11/02/07 05:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

johnm214 said:
Quote:

lavod said:
93
Vibrate intensely: Apo Pantos Kako Daimonos!! Emit growl until the intruder retreats.
93 93/93




seriously... explain yourself...

I looked at a few of your prior posts, and you always put 93 in there. What is the meaning of this? Please?




attention..?


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: disturbed]
    #7588755 - 11/02/07 05:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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disturbed said:


Anyway just wondering what you guys would do or say in this situation.





I would turn around and walk away immediatley upon hearing the words "lift you up".


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7588766 - 11/02/07 05:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Caribou_Lou said:
Quote:

johnm214 said:
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lavod said:
93
Vibrate intensely: Apo Pantos Kako Daimonos!! Emit growl until the intruder retreats.
93 93/93




seriously... explain yourself...

I looked at a few of your prior posts, and you always put 93 in there. What is the meaning of this? Please?




attention..?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/93_(Thelema)#.2293.22_as_Salutation


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: eeso]
    #7588782 - 11/02/07 05:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ah ok, I understand now

And by understand I mean that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, and I can now recognize it as such


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: eeso]
    #7588785 - 11/02/07 05:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

eeso said:
Quote:

Caribou_Lou said:
Quote:

johnm214 said:
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lavod said:
93
Vibrate intensely: Apo Pantos Kako Daimonos!! Emit growl until the intruder retreats.
93 93/93




seriously... explain yourself...

I looked at a few of your prior posts, and you always put 93 in there. What is the meaning of this? Please?




attention..?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/93_(Thelema)#.2293.22_as_Salutation




Ahhh gotta love wikipedia, not so retarded after all eh? Haha.

I really felt like I should have said something offensive to the lady because what did I care it was my last day at the job but my brain was pretty much mush at that point.


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7588786 - 11/02/07 05:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Penguarky Tunguin said:
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disturbed said:


Anyway just wondering what you guys would do or say in this situation.





I would turn around and walk away immediatley upon hearing the words "lift you up".




I would undo my trousers and start furiously masturbating.


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7588789 - 11/02/07 05:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
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disturbed said:


Anyway just wondering what you guys would do or say in this situation.





I would turn around and walk away immediatley upon hearing the words "lift you up".




I would undo my trousers and start furiously masturbating.




If I saw you do that, I would joined you.


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Re: I had a lady stop me and start praying for me WTF! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7588793 - 11/02/07 05:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yesterday this piece of shit car was creeping real slow down the street towards me when I was walking down the sidewalk and then it stops in front of me. As I was walking past this creepy ass old lady with those giant black UV sun glasses on reached over and knocked on the passanger side window to get my attention and then she waved for me to get into her car. I just gave her a dirty look and kept walking wondering "what the hell..?" and like ten seconds later she just drove off.


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