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OfflineFellowGrower
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I Think my shit is Contaminated...HALLIEHUH YES!!!! (praise god)
    #7587805 - 11/02/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Is this contamination?
I don't know? Its a weird growth of some sort,
ALl the colors of the rainbow, and when I look at it my eyes tingle,
and my nose hairs singe. and my hair stands up like I ate a handful of green M&Ms.
...So my question is..
"Am I a dumb newbie who didn't do everything that the TEK's said was
"optional" or a 3rd Generation FellowGrower who understands to be successful in this you must go Way beyond "Overkill" into something called COMPLETELY OVERKILL EVERYTHING.(a process in which you meticuliously kill every living thing around and near your spore, your myc, then your birthed cake!... and somehow, someway, thru God and nature,(And the help of the shroomery:grin:) this is what happens...



but wait...





















Yo Growers,

I hope the title didn't scare you away from this
beautiful Myc porn. I did that b/c only a true shroomer knows that to
get the good myc porn, you gotta look at the contamination pics first! so if your a newbie, CONGRADULATIONS! your "Mind-set" here at the shroomery is in the right place! YOu START with contam.
Then you Take it outside, shake it, rub it, touch it in weird places,(my special secret) (Gently) then lick it stamp it and put it in the mailbox, kuz this muthaphuca projex on its way home! (none of the above is reccommended except take it outside) I say that b/c I dont' remember what all I did to it, All I know is... Its bout to fruit lika Sommma bitch!

So heres what somebody enslaved to me does for me,
I tell her her to:
Take a syringe...

Knock up a bunch of Tostitos salsa jars in a box wit tin foil over lids...

FWD: 3 weeks.



K now,
Fuckit, Im out of time,

Case it, (by the book)
FWD 1 week,

then Fruit it! lol like this!


Well,
Lets take a look inside shall we?
no wait...
More of the journey...
I started with a vision, a dream, a goal...
want a pic of that? OKAY!

Then you Build a rep for yourself on the Shroomery.


When you show em this...


Then I Rigged up a Ultra-sonic. Cause I anit done Yet! I have a goal that I have SET MY MIND TO!

Plus I got some LC's on hand for further experiments!

Haters on here will talk shit, but, Hey, I laughed it off and KEPT DOIN MY THING ANYWAY!


Okay now where where we?
here?


















HALLEIUJAH!
The Time of the harvest is near.
Newbie. Quit bein stupid and start reading my threads! lol.
To the Rest of the Shroomery, Hyphae, RR, All the Mods, Capt. Linger, all you busters that talked shit...- How you like me now eh?? You did this. I just helped! Thanks Guys!
-lol- I hid this post so the cops can't find it! (before its TOO LATE) I'll be poopin these fruits before they even read this! lol.
-I need to stop-


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OfflineFellowGrower
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Re: I Think my shit is Contaminated...HALLIEHUH YES!!!! (praise god) [Re: FellowGrower]
    #7587886 - 11/02/07 01:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

0f the 20 that veiwed so far, lets see how many replies I get:cool:


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Re: I Think my shit is Contaminated...HALLIEHUH YES!!!! (praise god) [Re: FellowGrower]
    #7587944 - 11/02/07 01:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

1, that shit is contaminated
2, those mushrooms look pathetic, almost as pathetic as you
3, go ahead and eat those mushrooms and see how sick you get. be sure to post a trip/poison report


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Re: I Think my shit is Contaminated...HALLIEHUH YES!!!! (praise god) [Re: Optx]
    #7587960 - 11/02/07 01:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Way too confusing to even sort through.

Why is there a naked man in the mirror?

You're strange kiddo.


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"Comes a time when the blind man takes your hand,
Says, 'Don't you see?'
Gotta make it somehow on the dreams you still believe.
Don't give it up.
You got an empty cup only love can fill."

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Re: I Think my shit is Contaminated...HALLIEHUH YES!!!! (praise god) [Re: Optx]
    #7587962 - 11/02/07 01:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Lol, Schlager, you got the elephant humidifier. I saw the frog and the giraffe as well.


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Re: I Think my shit is Contaminated...HALLIEHUH YES!!!! (praise god) [Re: FellowGrower]
    #7587966 - 11/02/07 01:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
This has to be one of the most incoherent posts I've ever seen. I can't decide if it's simply off-topic or a deliberate waste of bandwidth.
RR


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