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DOLLAR NOW NANCY BOY OF INTERNATIONAL CURRENCIES
#7587774 - 11/02/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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THEUS dollar is now the nancy boy of the international money markets and the gayest currency in the world.
The once manly greenback is afraid to be left alone at night and has to sleep with the light on, but is still constantly wetting the bed.
It is also scared of leaving the house because the last time it did the pound and the euro laughed at it for wearing a pastel scarf.
The limp dollar said: “Can you lend me £20 until I get paid? I’ve lent all my money to some black people to buy houses and they won’t give it me back.”
Evan Davies, BBC economics editor, said the dollar was now singing an octave higher than last month because its credits had been so heavily crunched.
He said that while the pound was rugged and good at sport, the US dollar made the Canadian dollar look like Daniel Craig.
Davies added: “The international currency market is like a giant bag of spanners. If your nuts are loose it can twist them until you pant.
“But if you get threaded then those same spanners will make your pips squirm and give your cat a revolting disease. It’s as simple as that.”
Alistair Darling, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, said: “I've shat myself. Again.”
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Re: DOLLAR NOW NANCY BOY OF INTERNATIONAL CURRENCIES [Re: Visionary Tools]
#7587931 - 11/02/07 01:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i dont mind at all, maybe the U.S can start actually exporting goods i would never travel to any well off countries like western europe, because they r the lap dogs of U.S world domination policy the countries i want to travel to and have been to i can live for less than 15$ a day no matter how devalued the currency gets to , i can work 2 months a year and take the other 10 months off if i want, imagine growing up in some hell hole like the innercity of Rio, yikes
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Re: DOLLAR NOW NANCY BOY OF INTERNATIONAL CURRENCIES [Re: Visionary Tools]
#7588115 - 11/02/07 02:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Dollar is going down, down, down at a frightening rate. The Euro is sliding also, and absolutely will correct to narrow the gap between them.
Meanwhile Gold, the real money, is going nothing but up. A gold coin like the Krugerrand shown above, actually contains the value it represents, whereas a dollar is just a piece of paper with a number on it that claims to have value.
See the above Krugerrand? It nicely fits in your hand, and has some weight to it. A year ago you could have gone to a coin shop and bought one of these for $600, and today you could've sold it for $800. If you had done that, you would've made a 33% profit over your investment.
The more your dollar is declining, the more dollars you'll get for the same gold.
In the third world people store their wealth in gold and silver, because the local currency is shit. The Dollar, and to a lesser extent the Euro, are gradually becoming third world currencies, by the staggering loss of value.
THIS WON'T GET BETTER.
Put your money in something of lasting value. Prices are going nothing but up. Every day your dollar is worth less and less.
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