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blue257
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Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing.
#7585969 - 11/01/07 10:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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First thing you need to know is that French kisses are not meant for the first date, unless, of course, the girl is quite the party animal and you both know that your date has only one purpose. In that case, anything goes if you can get away with it; even sex in the restaurant’s lavatory. Or if the girl is so clearly willing that there can be no mistake about it. But in all other cases, save French kissing either for the end of the date or for another date.
Two things that girls hate is to have guys shoving their tongues down their throats and to have their oxygen supply cut off during kissing. Therefore, you need to take care that you leave the girl enough room to breathe or to break the kiss every now and then. This will also help you, because you also need the oxygen. Two people kissing are sharing an intimate moment, not engaging in an endurance test or in a race to the death.
When actually going for the kiss, don’t charge with your tongue sticking out or your mouth. This can gross out even the hardcore promiscuous people. Put your lips against hers and only then let your tongue come out to play. And don’t stab her mouth with your tongue. Keep your cool and read her emotions. If she wants more passion or a little rough play, then go ahead and do what you think best. If not, then keep your tongue to yourself.
On the other hand, if both you and your partner find yourselves exhausted by a prolonged session of passionate kissing, then you are on the right path. It means that she enjoys your kisses and that she probably doesn’t mind going even further. Just remember to refrain from rushing things. The slow path is sometimes best. cheer
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indica


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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: blue257]
#7585975 - 11/01/07 10:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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French kissing is for faggots and marines.
Licking of the anus, however, is far more preferred. The culinary delight of specks of poo lining your tongue is simply amazing.
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Gill


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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: indica]
#7585994 - 11/01/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
French kissing is for faggots and marines.
There's a difference?
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LayYouIn
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: indica]
#7585996 - 11/01/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
xk3m_indica said: French kissing is for faggots and marines.
Licking of the anus, however, is far more preferred. The culinary delight of specks of poo lining your tongue is simply amazing.

just whip it out.
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Gill


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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: LayYouIn]
#7586001 - 11/01/07 10:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I prefer to graft live worms to my urethra and french kiss them with my donger, but maybe that's just me.
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: Gill]
#7586038 - 11/01/07 11:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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its seems to me that the girls i know... (and thats from the skanky hoes to the nice girls) ...are the first to start with the tounge.
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Maverick
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: GWAR]
#7586085 - 11/01/07 11:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck women's 'needs', I don't care how they like to be kissed, I like to be kissed a certain way too. Fucking stupid biased article. I've met many a women who's kiss can be compared to that of a brick wall... Flatout, contrary to belief, women are not naturally good kissers.
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PinballWizard
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: blue257]
#7586104 - 11/01/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Chick flicks are good for picking up tips during the make-out scenes.
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indica


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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: Maverick]
#7586106 - 11/01/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Women are all secretly lesbians that want to cut off your penis
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Gill


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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: Maverick]
#7586107 - 11/01/07 11:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Agreed. Women are no less susceptible to screwing up a good kiss than we are. In fact, my ex used to do the 'charge with tongue sticking out' thing, and managed to chip one of my front teeth because the bitch apparently had no depth perception. Man, I had a fun time dumping her.
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PinballWizard
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: Gill]
#7586112 - 11/01/07 11:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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That always scares the shit out of me. If I see a girl coming in too fast I just pray for a soft landing.
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Gill


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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: PinballWizard]
#7586120 - 11/01/07 11:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you want more kissing etiquette, here's one: BRUSH YOUR DAMN TEETH. 'Nother story about the same ex in my previous post. We were kissing once, and I suddenly realized there was a large chunk of... something in my mouth. It sure as hell wasn't mine.
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: Gill]
#7586129 - 11/01/07 11:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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that's disgusting. holy fuck that's disgusting.
i'm not a big fan of having my mouth raped by tongue either. i prefer to keep the actual tongue insertion to a relative minimum, and opt instead for hot lip on lip action (gentle sucking/biting) utilizing only the tip of the tongue for added little things.
also, i prefer to break the monotony of the kiss relatively often to take a wandering kissing tour of the jawline, neck, shoulders, what have you.
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: blue257]
#7586745 - 11/02/07 07:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Let her initiate the tongue action. If you want to up the intensity level of a kiss, don't to it with your mouth, do it with your hands and arms
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memes
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7586763 - 11/02/07 07:35 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i don't particularly enjoy french kissing. I gotta save tongue strength for later ;-)
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JacquesCousteau
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: blue257]
#7586855 - 11/02/07 08:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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What the fuck is this? Grade school?
How old are you?
Fuck. The quality of posts on this forum gets worse every day.
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greys
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: JacquesCousteau]
#7586986 - 11/02/07 09:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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its just a way to advertise their fucking blog
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: greys]
#7586995 - 11/02/07 09:26 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i prefer gettin two girls kissing eachother instead then i put my penis in between..
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: greys]
#7587058 - 11/02/07 09:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes, and I'll never get that minute of my life back. What a pile of shite. 
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: SillyButtons]
#7587068 - 11/02/07 09:47 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i french kiss who the fuck i like,
except the fucking onion garlic swigging stink french.
sorry france, but come on, you fucking love that shit....
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Re: Do’s and don’ts. What not to do when kissing. [Re: greys]
#7587072 - 11/02/07 09:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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greysRDbest said: its just a way to advertise their fucking blog
Hey.. yeah this user only has 2 posts including this thread, and the other one has been deleted:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/userposts.php?number=170931
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