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lysergic25
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Drug testing
#7585161 - 11/01/07 06:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just found out in about a week (maybey a bit more) im going to get piss tested by my parents. Im trying to figure out ways to beat the drug test (it's just gonna be a crappy store bought one), but the problem is that ive been smoking at least once a day for the last few weeks, and within the last two days i smoked like 10 times, so i probably have extremely high THC metabolite levels in my piss. Im pretty desprate to pass the test, so i thought of i few things i could try and i was wondering if any one else had idea. So far im planning on trying to burn fat to get the metabolites out of my body because they are stored in fat cells. is the best way to burn fat to not eat and to work out, or should i eat a little, or should i eat a normal amount but just eat healthy food. Also does anyone know if cranberry pills actually work? and if they do work does anyone know why they work? also is there anything i could do to my piss after i pissed it out to make it show up at clean. I know that if i tried this on a real drug test (for probation or treatment) i would get cought but im wondering if home drug test kits could detect if its watered down or been tampered with in anyother way. Lastly i heard about stuff called pectin that is used to preserve food, and that i could be used to help you pass a test. does anyone know anyhting about that?
if you have anyother suggestions please tell me.
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CantiSama


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move out of your parents house, problem solved!
either substitute your piss with a clean/synthetic sample or dilute it by drinking a lot of water before the test and take vitamin b tabs to turn your piss yellow.
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I'd try drinking tons of water and trying to flush it out. No personal experience but just a idea.
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Gr8fulJ420
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Tell you're parents that you're 18 years old and aren't going to pee in a cup for them.
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That doesn't seem a viable option considering he's living on their dime.
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Skunk420


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How do you know this person is even 18?
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Re: Drug testing [Re: Diploid]
#7585322 - 11/01/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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they might sneak in when he is asleep and stick a catheter in his dick if he doesn't submit. some people are crazy like that.
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Re: Drug testing [Re: CantiSama]
#7585357 - 11/01/07 07:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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if they had home drug testing when I was a teenager, my parents would have most likely tested me when I was first smoking pot.
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Re: Drug testing [Re: Skunk420]
#7585362 - 11/01/07 07:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eat some poppy seeds.
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Re: Drug testing [Re: CantiSama]
#7585372 - 11/01/07 07:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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CantiSama said: dilute it by drinking a lot of water before the test and take vitamin b tabs to turn your piss yellow.
i've done this before and it worked and the piss test used was those distributed by Kaiser Permanente, which is a pretty large medical firm here
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Re: Drug testing [Re: Skunk420]
#7585381 - 11/01/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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if it's a home test, it's easy to pass. the probation office used those cheap things. if you failed it they sent your piss to the lab.
alot of kids used something called "Q-cards" available at gnc. some kids just used gatorade lol. you could even scoop up some piss from your parents toilet and they can test their own urine! i doubt they would notice it being waterd down. You could probably even whip up something that looked like urine.
if they take you to a doctors office or something, youre fucked. cant trick those.
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Re: Drug testing [Re: moon_glue]
#7585399 - 11/01/07 07:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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there are at least some of those home tests that only see if the metabolites are present, not if the liquid is really piss, but i wouldn't bank on that if you were inclined to give a shit about passing. so yeah, it is certainly possible that you could pour some deliciously warm apple juice in there and pass.
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I have known friends that drank lots of water and drank a few energy drinks with b-vitamins in them and then passed a drug test. This was for court probation too, not mommy and daddy testing. I don't know if it works myself, I have never had to pass a piss test in a very short time before.
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Re: Drug testing [Re: Skunk420]
#7585408 - 11/01/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe ask a non-stoner friend to0 piss into a cup and hide it in the bathroom ?
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Re: Drug testing [Re: Skunk420]
#7585409 - 11/01/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i used that method and even smoked a joint the day before the test
i don't know how high the success rate is though but it worked for me so why not with you?
and also at local smoke shops they sell detox drinks just a thought
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if it's a saliva test dont worry, i smoke everyday for weeks up until the day before i got mouth swabbed and i passed.
if it's urine, do like everyone is saying and drink a shit storm of water to dilute it.
but what you really should do is just admit to your parents that you smoke weed and take it from there. if your over 18 they can kick you out but by law, i believe they have to give you some type of notice...my mom gave me three days and she kicked me out for no reason...well, she wanted to turn my room into an office, lol.
it's time to be straight with your folks, it'll strengthen your relationship with them and will be better in the long run.
good luck.
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Re: Drug testing [Re: LayYouIn]
#7585490 - 11/01/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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what about hair testing ?
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