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Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most
#7583705 - 11/01/07 11:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd have to go with Kornheiser and that douche bag that does the hot seat.
Kornheiser has no insight or decent knowledge to go along with his whiny voice and constant nay-sayery. The other guy just needs to taste death.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7583735 - 11/01/07 11:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mark May Lee Corso Brent Musberger Digger Phelps
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7584056 - 11/01/07 01:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bill Walton - "If the sonics want to get back in this game they need to start putting up points"
Joe Theisman - "he maay be a QB, but he doesn't play like a REAL MAN would play QB"
Joe Rogan - "He has it locked! He has it locked!! It's in DEEP!!! HES IN TROUBLE!!! oh wait he got out"
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7584084 - 11/01/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would have to agree that Teeny Kornholer is the worst. I really dislike the entire MNF crew. They are so bland. When they showed MNF highlights of Brett Farve's career it reminded me how much greater Al Michaels was than anyone of the current bunch. Those clips were so memorable, not just because of what Brett did but the way Al called them. I can't imagine saying that about the current crop.
In the NBA, Hubie Brown is by far the worst. The man's voice really grates and he is constantly saying things like, "You have to like the way Tim Duncan is playing right now." Well no, Hubie - I don't. I'm not rooting for San Antonio!! He constantly misuses the personal pronoun which reveals his perspective is that of a coach and he is so egocentric in the way he ignores the audience.
I am baffled why he is still on the air. He must have some dirt on some TNT executives.
Hubie needs to go gently into that good night and I'd be more than happy to help him. I pray to the Almighty that man isn't calling games this year- I haven't seen him so far. *crosses fingers*
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: zorbman]
#7584096 - 11/01/07 01:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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how can I forget, Larry Merchant
"Did the punch really hurt?"
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: jewunit]
#7584314 - 11/01/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ditto on Musberger; I only hate Corso in video games, but otherwise he's all right.
Mussberger is intolerable.
Bill Walton is God, because he is obviously completely fucking nuts.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7584361 - 11/01/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Billy Ray Smith...
That guy needs to stop.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7584440 - 11/01/07 03:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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God, Corso is such a fucking homer, except whenever he comes to Ohio State it seems. That's why I hate Mark May, I have not once heard him say something positive about Ohio State. That pisses me off. Digger Phelps is just a fucking douchebag because of his stupid ass sideline antics against SU when he was a Notre Dame coach.
So basically, Mark May and Digger Phelps are on my list for vindicative reasons. I think Corso is a fucking idiot. As is Mussberger.
And I'll have to agree with Liquid here. I rarely watch UFC shit (I should watch it more), but when I do GOD Joe Rogan is fucking annoying.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: jewunit]
#7584456 - 11/01/07 03:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Is Mark May "May Day" cuz I don't like that cat. I can't place who Digger Phelps is.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7584466 - 11/01/07 03:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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He's a college basketball analyst for ESPN. He used to be the head coach for Notre Dame's basketball team.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7584680 - 11/01/07 04:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bill Walton is God, because he is obviously completely fucking nuts.
Bill Walton is also a huge Grateful Dead fan. I remember one broadcast where he introduced the game, "It is a beautiful day here in Miami with the lovely yellow sky and blue sun.." I am sure the man has done his share of acid. He is crazy but he loves basketball and it shows.
Him and Marv Albert are the best NBA announcers IMO. I wish Al Michaels still called a few NBA games a year but his current network doesn't broadcast the games.
I also loved it when Charles Barkley and the crew from 'Inside the NBA' called a game once. They should call at least one game a year. Their broadcast was more entertaining than the actual game they called.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: zorbman]
#7584719 - 11/01/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bill Walton is concerned with three things: Basketball, the Dead and intergalactic astral projection.
AL Michaels is THE GOD of sports broadcasting.
Charles Barkley just has no sense of what to talk about, he just spouts random awesomeness.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7584882 - 11/01/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Morgan and Mussberger. I absolutely abhor both of them.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: zappaisgod]
#7585256 - 11/01/07 07:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow, I actually like Mussberger.
I can't stand Phil Sims or Randy Cross...both complete douchebags on NFL CBS.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#7585485 - 11/01/07 08:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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CBS sucks at absolutely everything, especially sports coverage.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7585519 - 11/01/07 08:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Joe Rogan- Joe Blow knows it all, and is right 10% of the time..
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: zorbman]
#7585751 - 11/01/07 09:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
zorbman said:
Him and Marv Albert are the best NBA announcers IMO.
Bill Walton? Best NBA announcers?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: LiquidSmoke]
#7585887 - 11/01/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You don't listen to Walton for insight, but rather to catch ramblings worthy of a schizophrenic bum.
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7585920 - 11/01/07 10:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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exactly
half the time, when you're watching the game...
he'll just say something completely random...making no sense
like
"did he REALLY just say that?"
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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#7586022 - 11/01/07 10:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tim McCarver.
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