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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7586203 - 11/02/07 12:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This does not only apply to present announcers, by the way.

/waits for torrent of Dennis Miller entries

Joe Buck was terrible when he did football; I can tolerate him for baseball, I guess.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: LiquidSmoke]
    #7586257 - 11/02/07 12:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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half the time, when you're watching the game...

he'll just say something completely random...making no sense




It's known as "humor" in some quarters. :wink:


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: zorbman]
    #7586262 - 11/02/07 12:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

He's not trying to be funny, he's just insane.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #7586267 - 11/02/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I find him to be the very heart of rationality.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: zorbman]
    #7586292 - 11/02/07 12:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

hahahahah


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #7586329 - 11/02/07 01:05 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Le Narrateur said:
CBS sucks at absolutely everything, especially sports coverage.




:bitchsmack:

CBS college basketball.
Just hearing the music makes me nut in my pants.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: jewunit]
    #7586612 - 11/02/07 05:01 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Kornheiser (anyone who doesn't have this moron at the top of their list loses all credibility with me.)

Lou Holtz (This mush-mouthed fool can be entertaining just for the sheer stupidness of some of the things he says...ie trying to make a case for Notre Dame being ranked 2 at the end of last season)

That broad who does the third tier Big Ten games on ESPN2. (Yes, when it comes to football I'm sexist as hell. Much for the same reason that I hate Kornheiser. I think that to really understand the game on the level that qualifies you to be an analyst you have to have played the game.)


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Ziggen]
    #7586694 - 11/02/07 06:42 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ever seen NFL Countdown or whatever the fuck it's called on the NFL Network? Seen Rod Woodson and Marshall Faulk talk on the show? Idiots of the highest caliber.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7589099 - 11/02/07 07:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Joe Buck. Nepotistic douchbag...

also, i really dont "hate" Madden, but the guy is soooo fucking over rated. his schtick got old like 10 yrs ago.

Boomer Esiason when he was on MNF, too.

oh, also Shannon Sharpe. I cannot understand a word that man speaks.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: MrBump]
    #7589395 - 11/02/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Boomer Esiason when he was on MNF, too.




What got Boomer canned from MNF was he couldn't get along with Al Michaels.
Who the hell can't get along with Al Michaels??

He must be a major league asshole.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: zorbman]
    #7589690 - 11/02/07 10:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

and he would just take verbal body shots at Dierdorff. The dorff was kind of a dopey guy, but likable.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #7589695 - 11/02/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Joe Rogan


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: MrBump]
    #7589718 - 11/02/07 10:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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and he would just take verbal body shots at Dierdorff. The dorff was kind of a dopey guy, but likable.




I miss ole Dierdorff. They never should have let him go. He was very knowledgeable about the game and brought a sense of humor along with that. I still catch him doing games sometimes on CBS I believe.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: zorbman]
    #7594152 - 11/04/07 10:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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zorbman said:
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and he would just take verbal body shots at Dierdorff. The dorff was kind of a dopey guy, but likable.




I miss ole Dierdorff. They never should have let him go. He was very knowledgeable about the game and brought a sense of humor along with that. I still catch him doing games sometimes on CBS I believe.




i think he is half of CBS's number one announcing team, cant think of who they pai him up with at the moment.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #8185488 - 03/23/08 11:11 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #8185519 - 03/23/08 11:17 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

And the main problem with that guy is he really thinks he's bringing heat. Look at his eyes.

I cannot tolerate that dude.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8189106 - 03/24/08 08:22 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

worst team:

Mike Patrick and Dook Vitale. Both constantly slob coach K's knob, even in non-dook games, and DookieV rarely even talks about the game in progress.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8189275 - 03/24/08 09:01 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Tim McCarver.




Abso-fucking-lutely.


www.shutuptimmccarver.com

Funny shit. Check out the "Gems" section. This is my personal favorite -

This was during the bottom of the 9th inning of the 2001 World Series, just before the Diamondbacks started their comeback against Mariano Rivera: "You know, hitters have a tough time hitting knuckleballs, catchers have a tough time catching knuckleballs, and hitters have a tough time hitting Mariano Rivera."
Does Rivera throw a knuckleball? No. Did anyone on the Arizona or New York staffs throw a knuckleball at that time? No. Were Phil Neikro, Charlie Hough, or Tim Wakefield within 300 miles of Bank One Ballpark at
that time? I seriously doubt it.

After that comment, Joe Buck carried on with the play-by-play as if it were never said. I'm sure he had no idea where McCarver was going with that one.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: antiPock]
    #8190268 - 03/25/08 03:27 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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antiPock said:
Mike Patrick and Dook Vitale. Both constantly slob coach K's knob, even in non-dook games, and DookieV rarely even talks about the game in progress.




Other than those two knob-gobblers I would say Corso and Joe Rogan also make me wanna plunge a knife into their skull.


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Re: Who is the announcer/commentator you hate the most [Re: Legend9123]
    #8207270 - 03/28/08 05:01 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

John Madden, great video game, horrible commentator


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