|
 Some of these posts are very old and might contain outdated information. You may wish to search for newer posts instead.
|
 PsilosKube
I'm eat todd did
Registered: 07/08/02
Posts: 682
Loc: In bed with your woman
|
|
--------------------
PK
All information and images posted by myself are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. I accept no responsibility for inapropriate or Illegal use of this information.
|
GabbaDj
BTH
Registered: 04/08/01
Posts: 19,661
Loc: By The Lake
|
 Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land  [Re: PsilosKube]
#768127 - 07/22/02 03:21 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
EEeeh.. Farmers know whats going on. Theyve seen this sort of thing since their grandfather owned the farm.
I like MJs idea, ask permission. I think the best excuse is the camera one, your just taking pics, just out walking around, sory to disturb you Mr farmer, Ill be on my way.
--------------------
GabbaDj
FAMM.ORG
|
angryshroom
Stranger
Registered: 12/18/01
Posts: 7,264
|
 Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: cen_tex_looker]
#769884 - 07/23/02 07:56 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Or you could say...hey DUDEEEEE, check out these CRAZZZZZY shrooms you've got growin here man, EVERYTHING IS just CRAZZZY man, just take a few of these....
|
 Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia
Last seen: 7 years, 25 days
|
|
--------------------
Hugs and Kisses!
|
boxtop703
ThesaurusLinguae Graecae
Registered: 06/26/01
Posts: 5,011
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: Macey Howard]
#771907 - 07/23/02 09:19 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Post deleted by administrator.
|
Fd3000
I'll eat YOU!
Registered: 05/14/02
Posts: 1,356
Loc: ^^ His house ^^
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: boxtop703]
#774172 - 07/24/02 05:32 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Tell the farmer that you shot a model rocket off a few miles away and it landed aroud here and your looking for it. That way the bag is not suspicios and he probably wont kick you out because your property is missing, just hope hes not some crazy redneck with a pitch fork!
Fd
--------------------
___________________________________________________________________
Fd3000 is really a brown dancing monster. He uses the info he gets from his crazy dreams to help those in need. Too bad he doesn't really exist...
"I could walk up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face and all he could do is stand there grooving on it" - Homer Simpson
|
Jammer
Computers areMORE Addictive!
Registered: 11/04/00
Posts: 3,998
Loc: (God's Country) - USA
Last seen: 18 years, 2 days
|
 Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: boxtop703]
#774201 - 07/24/02 05:44 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
This is VERY true!
My grandpa (God rest his soul) used to grab his weapons every time a stray dog got near his chickens.
But all he ever found needed was a BB GUN! (he saved the serious arms for anyone else)
--------------------
>>Jammer>>
|
Ekuenchuocha
<none>
Registered: 07/13/02
Posts: 109
Loc: An Island
Last seen: 19 years, 10 months
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: cen_tex_looker]
#777279 - 07/25/02 10:21 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
just say you are removing the mushrooms to prevent the cows from eating them and possibly dieing from the poisinous ones, or eating the non poisionous, active ones, and getting freaked out  where I live there are no wild cubies and no pastures...
--------------------
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
|
T0aD
Stranger
Registered: 06/18/02
Posts: 4,475
Last seen: 14 years, 6 months
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: Ekuenchuocha]
#777304 - 07/25/02 10:42 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
you can tel him he`s sexy
--------------------
Cuba Libre
|
TheShroomHermit
Divine Hermit of the Everything
Registered: 02/19/02
Posts: 7,575
Loc: border of Canada and Mexi...
Last seen: 3 months, 8 days
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: Ekuenchuocha]
#777328 - 07/25/02 10:54 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Just go at night, wear tight fittin black clothes with a cloak over your head... Crack open a glowstick, and take it to the inside of a can... You can point the open end of the can anywhere you want and use it as a sort of dim flashlight... this is especially good for identifying shrooms in the darkness. Plus, it's good having a green glow, it blends in well with any moonlight lighting up the green grass... totally undetectable, but if you do get cuaght, you can bow to the farmer and tell him that you are a practicing ninja, or you can run away with your ninja quickness... or just kill him.
|
Ekuenchuocha
<none>
Registered: 07/13/02
Posts: 109
Loc: An Island
Last seen: 19 years, 10 months
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: TheShroomHermit]
#777450 - 07/25/02 11:20 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
lmao, that is a good one shroom hermit
--------------------
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
|
primal_future
Wizard
Registered: 07/10/02
Posts: 95
Last seen: 20 years, 2 months
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: Ekuenchuocha]
#777528 - 07/26/02 02:37 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Just be sure to stick some cowshit/horseshit in your plastic bag. If confronted, tell the farmer that you were grabbing some cowshit in order to play a prank on a friend. Try to keep the mushies at the bottom of the bag.
primal
--------------------
All pictures posted by me were found on the internet. Moreover, I do not grow mushrooms containing controlled substances nor do I possess any controlled substances.
|
cen_tex_looker
Dismember
Registered: 07/02/02
Posts: 186
Last seen: 21 years, 1 month
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: cen_tex_looker]
#777641 - 07/26/02 04:28 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I kind of like the rocket one and that would be a good excuse to go knock of the farmer's door and say "I shot off a rocket and I think it landed in your fields somewhere, can I go look for it?"
PERFECT....What farmer could say no to that?
--------------------
"If at first you don't succeed....break it all up in a fit of rage and throw it in the trash"
|
Fd3000
I'll eat YOU!
Registered: 05/14/02
Posts: 1,356
Loc: ^^ His house ^^
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: cen_tex_looker]
#778317 - 07/26/02 10:25 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Exactly!
Me: Ah im sorry to bother you but i shot off a model rocket down the road and i think it landed in your field, can i go look for it?
Farmer: Errr just hurry up dang-nabit!
Your property is in his field, why wouldnt he let you go? Plus you have a good excuse for the bag....
Fd
--------------------
___________________________________________________________________
Fd3000 is really a brown dancing monster. He uses the info he gets from his crazy dreams to help those in need. Too bad he doesn't really exist...
"I could walk up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face and all he could do is stand there grooving on it" - Homer Simpson
|
Mead
Registered: 07/26/02
Posts: 2,519
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: Fd3000]
#781391 - 07/28/02 03:30 AM (21 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
get one of those fake DEA hats(which are good because they are black) and a fake badge from the dollar store, and tell the farmer you caught some kids at the high school with some shrooms and they said they got them on his farm and you are just confiscating the rest.
|
cen_tex_looker
Dismember
Registered: 07/02/02
Posts: 186
Last seen: 21 years, 1 month
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: cen_tex_looker]
#781433 - 07/28/02 04:34 AM (21 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Also...A Kite Excuse may work well too. Just say you had an expensive stunt kite and the string broke and you think if might have landed in his fields somewhere.
--------------------
"If at first you don't succeed....break it all up in a fit of rage and throw it in the trash"
|
cen_tex_looker
Dismember
Registered: 07/02/02
Posts: 186
Last seen: 21 years, 1 month
|
Re: Excuses To Tell Farmers If Caught On Their Land [Re: cen_tex_looker]
#781440 - 07/28/02 04:42 AM (21 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I hope this post was helpful for those of us who don't have the luxury of someone's permission to enter their fields. People that say "Just get permission" do not understand that circumstances are different in all areas.
Here in Texas it's not very easy to get a farmer's permission. Most farmers live on huge plots of land with very long driveways that are blocked 99% of the time by locked gates, so you can't even get to the farmer's house to ask for permission. You would have to wait at the bottom of his driveway for him to leave the farm just to get a chance to talk to him.
--------------------
"If at first you don't succeed....break it all up in a fit of rage and throw it in the trash"
|
|
Threaded
Previous
Index
Next
Edit 
Reply 
1 2 3 all )
Daytripper420
pscillyme
ScrewdUpTexas
YeagerBomb
Just a Punk
MadSeasonAbove
Anonymous
Vulture