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blkjkrabbit

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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: Dreamer987]
#7573483 - 10/29/07 04:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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these stories are fucking priceless. got zero sleep from that fucker watching tv ALL night but couldn't do a damn thing about it...oh wells. Some peeps and I are about to get a house soon anyway so it should be cool soon - but yeah, fuck apartment complexes. The illusion of privacy
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ToTheSummit
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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7573742 - 10/29/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I once had a cracked-out neighbor above me who also used to vacuum in the middle of the night. What is it with meth that makes folks wanna do housework at 2AM?
Then one day he came knocking on my door unexpectedly all in a frenzy. He wanted to use my phone to call 911 (he didn't have one, obviously). He seemed pretty panicked so I handed him the cordless (but didn't let him in my apt). As he was on the phone with the 911 operator I got the story...
He was walking in a nearby vacant lot with his 5 year old son. His son was playing around some piled up trash (most likely a "fort" built by neighborhood kids). The the stuff had collapsed and fell on his kid. No injury here, the stuff just tipped over on him. The kid was running around out front playing as this dude was making the call! But this whacked-out tweaker wanted the cops to come investigate the Booby Trap that someone had set for his kid!!

When he handed the phone back to me the 911 operator was still on. She and I had a good laugh and I told her I didn't think cops were necessary but do what she must. Just be sure they have his address and not mine (since he had used my phone).
I never saw any cops.
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blkjkrabbit

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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7573761 - 10/29/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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ToTheSummit said: I once had a cracked-out neighbor above me who also used to vacuum in the middle of the night. What is it with meth that makes folks wanna do housework at 2AM?
Then one day he came knocking on my door unexpectedly all in a frenzy. He wanted to use my phone to call 911 (he didn't have one, obviously). He seemed pretty panicked so I handed him the cordless (but didn't let him in my apt). As he was on the phone with the 911 operator I got the story...
He was walking in a nearby vacant lot with his 5 year old son. His son was playing around some piled up trash (most likely a "fort" built by neighborhood kids). The the stuff had collapsed and fell on his kid. No injury here, the stuff just tipped over on him. The kid was running around out front playing as this dude was making the call! But this whacked-out tweaker wanted the cops to come investigate the Booby Trap that someone had set for his kid!!

When he handed the phone back to me the 911 operator was still on. She and I had a good laugh and I told her I didn't think cops were necessary but do what she must. Just be sure they have his address and not mine (since he had used my phone).
I never saw any cops.

you're more patient than i am - if this fucker came downstairs to use my phone i'd greet him with a hoover vacuum uppercut to the dome!
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Dreamer987
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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7576084 - 10/30/07 10:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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blkjkrabbit said:

these stories are fucking priceless. got zero sleep from that fucker watching tv ALL night but couldn't do a damn thing about it...oh wells. Some peeps and I are about to get a house soon anyway so it should be cool soon - but yeah, fuck apartment complexes. The illusion of privacy
Dude don't move in with your friends. They will become that crazy annoying asshole, and you will grow to hate them in time. i.m.e.
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Plok
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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: Dreamer987]
#7576241 - 10/30/07 11:25 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Plok
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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7576267 - 10/30/07 11:29 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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blkjkrabbit said: So I'm chilling at my friends apartment for a few days right now just bumming on his couch and the guy who lives above us consistently makes noise and stirs like clockwork around 11pm each day. Tonight tho, is fucking incredible. The dude drops shit that sounds like fucking barbells on the ceiling above us while we're trying to sleep, then the fucker starts VACUUMING on a sunday at midnight! InFUCKINGcredible! I slam on the ceiling a few times and he hits it taunting me back. My friend and I walk upstairs to have a chat with this fuck and straighten his ass out but he pusses out and doesn't answer the door. And I can't find the number for my buds apartment complex but I'm ready to take a blow torch and a hammer to this bastard. /endrant
FUCKER 
I hate shit like this too. I used to have neighbors upstairs that would sound like they were dropping bowling balls on the floor regularly and moving heavy furniture around their house. Like almost every night. I can't for the life of me envision what it is they were doing. Fuck!
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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: Dreamer987]
#7576359 - 10/30/07 11:49 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dreamer987 said:
Dude don't move in with your friends. They will become that crazy annoying asshole, and you will grow to hate them in time. i.m.e.
it's true. uuhhhhhggggggg. gonna go apt hunting today. mapping out my route around town.
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blkjkrabbit
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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: StonedShroom]
#7588616 - 11/02/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I guess I know where you're coming from about moving in with friends. I guarded against it in college and roomed up with a stranger [who has turned out to be one of the best friends I've ever made]. The problem is that Seattle has the 3rd highest cost of living in the country, and is super expensive even for just a shit hole apartment. IDK, all I know is I'm still bumming on this couch and I need shit to change soon.
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blkjkrabbit

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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7590048 - 11/03/07 01:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Interesting update...so today my friend and I decide to go upstairs and try this guys door again after he has been making non-stop fucking noise all day. We weren't expecting him to answer because he didn't answer the cops at his door last night or us a few nights before. But this time he did, for whatever reason. We were greeted with a scruffy, shirtless 50 year old dude with bandages and gauze wrapped around his elbows with quite a few scars from shooting up in his arms. The guy looks pretty high and tells us he's remodeling, we politely asked him to keep his music down if he could, and to try not to drop shit all the time. Ironically, he did in fact have a barbell directly above the couch in our room
Fucking junkies.
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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: robbyberto]
#7590058 - 11/03/07 01:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: Well, the majority of adults aren't trying to sleep then
drrr?
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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes *DELETED* [Re: Plok]
#7590067 - 11/03/07 01:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Plok
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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: Chemy]
#7590976 - 11/03/07 12:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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^^^^
That's just outrageous. People like that deserve to have their ass kicked.
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