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Invisibleblkjkrabbit

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some people are complete fucking assholes
    #7571656 - 10/29/07 01:12 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

So I'm chilling at my friends apartment for a few days right now just bumming on his couch and the guy who lives above us consistently makes noise and stirs like clockwork around 11pm each day. Tonight tho, is fucking incredible. The dude drops shit that sounds like fucking barbells on the ceiling above us while we're trying to sleep, then the fucker starts VACUUMING on a sunday at midnight! :crankey: InFUCKINGcredible! I slam on the ceiling a few times and he hits it taunting me back. My friend and I walk upstairs to have a chat with this fuck and straighten his ass out but he pusses out and doesn't answer the door. And I can't find the number for my buds apartment complex but I'm ready to take a blow torch and a hammer to this bastard. /endrant

FUCKER :crankey::thumbdown:


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7571659 - 10/29/07 01:14 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well, the majority of adults aren't trying to sleep then, not that that excuses his behavior. Just ask him politely to quiet down after 11:30. Anyways, get the fuck out of there if you dislike it so much.


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Invisibleblkjkrabbit

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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: robbyberto]
    #7571668 - 10/29/07 01:23 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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robbyberto said:
Well, the majority of adults aren't trying to sleep then, not that that excuses his behavior. Just ask him politely to quiet down after 11:30. Anyways, get the fuck out of there if you dislike it so much.




the majority of adults aren't trying to sleep at midnight on a sunday? ok, maybe if you're a vampire. but yeah, trying to get out asap for sure :banghead:


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7571670 - 10/29/07 01:25 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You were bitching about 11 pm vacuuming on weekdays too. Yeah, Sunday at midnight, everyone is fucking out.


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7571674 - 10/29/07 01:29 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Arent you bumming someones couch?

id be thankful i had someplace to stay.


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sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.


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Invisibleblkjkrabbit

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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: robbyberto]
    #7571680 - 10/29/07 01:36 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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robbyberto said:
You were bitching about 11 pm vacuuming on weekdays too.





Just a reminder, 11pm is an hour from midnight :yesnod:

I'm paying rent too, just not very much - power, water, etc. I still deserve some fucking peace and quiet on a day off, and so does my friend and his wife. :crankey:


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Invisibleblkjkrabbit

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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7571682 - 10/29/07 01:38 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

man..i really need to stop rant threads. people always assume there's something wrong with you if you ever feel like venting a bit trying to find some sympathy when fucking vampires keep your ass awake when u need to go to work in 5 hours. guess that's not possible :justdontknow:


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7571688 - 10/29/07 01:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

he just woke up and your pounding on his floor interupting his vacumming!! They did invent a thing called muff's


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7571689 - 10/29/07 01:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

did he stop being noisy after you knocked on his door? if he didnt i woulda kicked it down, noisy fuckin' meth heads

:pantsfase:


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Invisibleblkjkrabbit

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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: Psilobuds]
    #7571695 - 10/29/07 01:50 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Psilobuds said:
did he stop being noisy after you knocked on his door? if he didnt i woulda kicked it down, noisy fuckin' meth heads

:pantsfase:




that's for true. yeah he stopped for the most part all of a sudden once he heard us knocking, guess he realized it wasn't worth getting his ass beat by some scrappy twenty year olds :shrug:

oh well..:strokebeard:


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Invisibleblkjkrabbit

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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7571698 - 10/29/07 01:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
he just woke up and your pounding on his floor interupting his vacumming!!  They did invent a thing called muff's





they also invented guns :naughty:


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7571714 - 10/29/07 02:05 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Don't let people tell you that violence is not the answer. It can work, and it will work. But watch out because it can also get you in trouble.


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:


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Invisibleblkjkrabbit

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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: aDoS]
    #7571727 - 10/29/07 02:17 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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aDoS said:
Don't let people tell you that violence is not the answer. It can work, and it will work. But watch out because it can also get you in trouble.




True. Sometimes punching someone in the face IS the answer :japsmile:


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7571745 - 10/29/07 02:40 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

that's what I hate about apt complexes.

my old downstairs neighbor was a royal asshole.

let's see...

- he would open doors, but it sounds like he didn't even turn the door knobs... so not only was there the "normal" noise of a door slamming, but also when he opened it. so he was twice as noisy.

- you know how when you get papa john's pizza and they give you those little plastic tubs of garlic butter? well him and his buddies threw the garlic butter along with crusts down on the cars below their balcony. one of them happened to be mine.

- him and his girlfriend would have noisy sex. at 3am. on weeknights.

- he'd play his surround sound system uuber loud. that changed the day I got my spider 6 amp with the two 10 inch speakers in it. turn that all the way up, on full distort, angle it down the fireplace, play as many power chords you can loud and fast then throw in feedback for extra measure.

- he smoked inside his apt so stale cig smoke was always seeping up through the shared dryer vent. might not be his fault as much a crappy apt complex build in the 70s.

- him and his girlfriend had fights even louder than their sex.


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7571747 - 10/29/07 02:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

There is a lot of shit in the world. It happens though. Thanks for the story stonedshroom,it was entertaining.


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: aDoS]
    #7571756 - 10/29/07 02:56 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It does sound like he's vampire. So you better stake him just to be on the safe side. Or possibly steal some holly water from a chruch and chuck it in his face as he leaves his apartment, if he shrivels up, he's a vampire, if not, apologise and slowly walk away.


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: DimensionX]
    #7571782 - 10/29/07 03:21 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

start screeching outside his door.


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7571952 - 10/29/07 06:07 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

call the council on the cunt.


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: Merkin]
    #7571961 - 10/29/07 06:15 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hide some coke and related paraphernalia (ex: razors, straws) on his coffee table and let the landlord know you saw something odd when you went and told him to shut up the fuck.


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Re: some people are complete fucking assholes [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7572303 - 10/29/07 08:59 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

My old roomates used to walk like rinocori. Seriously. I'v never seen people who carried themselves like this. They were already incredibly obese to begin with (300-400 lbs) but they stomped around the house like we didn't live on the 3rd floor.
Everytime i would hear the great stampede of the bitch getting up to grab more chips, and the awsome thundering boom when she sat down, destroying my girlfriends living room set, i would pray that the downstairs neighbors didn't finally snap, and shoot an elephant gun into the ceiling.


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