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Helge
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WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!!
#7570977 - 10/28/07 08:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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So I nervously walked into Planned parenthood the other day after getting dominated by this cute redhead and although we never broke a condom you never know, it was BY FAR the most violent/craziest sex I have ever had. My back is totally scratched up, and my neck is so bit up/sucked on that it really doesn't have any natural color to it.
But I guess... Good times like these are best ended with trip to the hospital.
But yeah, I have had a couple scares in the past, and am a VERY clean guy.... But with fucked up info like this I am always paranoid as hell...
Some Statistics...
[One in five people in the United States has an STD.] [Two-thirds of all STDs occur in people 25 years of age or younger.] [More than 5 million people are infected with HPV each year.] [At least one in four Americans will contract an STD at some point in their lives]
Go get checked!!! Going in sucks, but getting negative results is amazing. You feel like a new man.
Hell, as far as Im concerned EVERYONE should be checked every couple months, even if you don't show symptoms.
Just my POM. -Helge
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Edited by Helge (10/28/07 08:52 PM)
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Helge
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: Helge]
#7571032 - 10/28/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I dont know how many people would want to reveal this info... But it is shroomery, so who the fuck cares.
Who here has an STD of some sort. Cure-able or not?
BTW... Please be serious about this... Dont bother posting if you are just going to flame/ be negative.
Thanks, Helge
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Edited by Helge (10/28/07 09:06 PM)
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: Helge]
#7571269 - 10/28/07 10:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've got AIDS, genital warts, and herpes. Just kidding.
Got any pics of the redhead?
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: RobMarley420]
#7571940 - 10/29/07 06:00 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Plenty on my phone.... But those are mighty sketch and aren't going to be on Shroomery....
She is VERY experimental...
When she came over I had the movie City Of God playing because she works at blockbuster and has seriously never seen city of god.... I mean seriously, who manages a video store and has never seen city of god!!! CITY OF GOD FUCKING OWNS.
Anyway, halfway in it was damn clear she didnt give a shit about the movie. This is the exact text message I got before my night turned to one hell of a party.
"Well when you come, come sleep with me unless you dont want to cuz I'm experimental with sexuality:) I'll do anything." Sarah
Yeah, well it took me like 10 seconds to get my ass upstairs and one HELL of a night begain.
Dingle- Next small time rolling party that happens around my place Im sure you will get a back rub or two from her... She told me she has been to raves and has rolled... So we are golden. Im thinking it will happen sometime in the next couple weeks...
I was almost tempted to feed her a molly friday night, but we had alread been drinking and I figured feeding a girl drugs I had only been out with two nights in a row would be pretty sketchy.
But the idea is out there, I haven't rolled for awhile, and people seem to be loving the molly thats been going around. Hell, people have even been loving 90/10 molly 2c mix that somehow showed up on on walmarts shelves this weekend.
ALL i Gotta say is DAMN, there must have been a LOT of people tripping at halloween in Madison. Unfortunatly I was way to fucked up looking and litterely felt like I had been hit by a train.
Tomorrow I will try to get a pic. The swelling has gone down, but my neck still looks like fucking hell. helge
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: Helge]
#7572115 - 10/29/07 07:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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POS load ftw!
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: Helge]
#7572646 - 10/29/07 11:15 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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im not flaming you or anything. But be mindful that some stds, as well as things transferred in other ways are sometimes not detectables for years and years after the fact.
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RobMarley420
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: Helge]
#7572671 - 10/29/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Helge said: Hell, people have even been loving 90/10 molly 2c mix that somehow showed up on on walmarts shelves this weekend.
So did Wal-Mart ever put the molly/ketamine mix on the shelves?
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: RobMarley420]
#7573309 - 10/29/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dingleberrysalad said: So did Wal-Mart ever put the molly/ketamine mix on the shelves?
Walmart strives for low prices, and a good oral dose or K + Molly is a little above the range of your average Walmart shopper..
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LordSenate said: I'm not flaming you or anything. But be mindful that some stds, as well as things transferred in other ways are sometimes not detectable for years and years after the fact.
We were as careful as possible. I am real paranoid about STD's and she actually told me has had been recently been tested and then asked me... I hadn't, but have been pretty safe so it all went down anyway...
STD's happen... Just gotta be safe... OR give up sex.... haha... give up sex... what a joke.
Like I said, I did the right thing, and got tested. I'm sure thats more then most of you can say...
Sex is great, fuck like rabbits, just dont fuck really sketchy looking girls/guys. And wear a fucking rubber.
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: Helge]
#7573813 - 10/29/07 05:52 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh by all means im not saying getting tested is wrong. You did do the right thing.
Just know you should be tested again in a year regardless of your sexual activity.
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: LordSenate]
#7573825 - 10/29/07 05:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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For Sure
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RobMarley420
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: Helge]
#7574909 - 10/29/07 10:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Helge said: Like I said, I did the right thing, and got tested. I'm sure thats more then most of you can say...
Yep, I've never bothered to get tested for STD's. I don't really think I need to though. I've never fucked any dirty ass hoes and I always use a rubber. No warts, no bumps, no burning, no green slime... I'm all good.
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: RobMarley420]
#7575323 - 10/30/07 02:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hope you don't mean giving her drugs without her knowledge. It's illegal, immoral, and just plain fucked up. Besides, didn't you say this girl was a superfreak anyway? What would be the point of drugging her?
I'm glad to hear you came out clean, but I'm a female who doesn't think it's one bit cool to talk about date rape, sexual violence, drugging people, or other fucked up things guys do to girls sometimes. Not that you intend to rape anyone or anything like that, but I've seen plenty of that kind of thing on the Shroomery, and for a forum where people claim to be so enlightened, liberal, and intellectual, there's an awful lot of sexist remarks floating about. Not too progressive, if you ask me.
Good luck in the future, have fun, and be safe!
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: MK Ultra]
#7575689 - 10/30/07 08:27 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hope you don't mean giving her drugs without her knowledge. It's illegal, immoral, and just plain fucked up. Besides, didn't you say this girl was a superfreak anyway? What would be the point of drugging her?
I would have asked her if she wanted to roll... She is a down ass chick, but we had already been drinking...
I sure as hell don't need to date rape someone to get pussy..
(Although, I have date raped myself a time or two. And I enjoyed it! GHB, xanax, whatever.... Shit happens)
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Good luck in the future, have fun, and be safe!
 
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: Helge]
#7576151 - 10/30/07 11:05 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I <3 Sex myself.
But im the same as you, im down right scared when it comes to catching shit. I get tested excessively..
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: RobMarley420]
#7576287 - 10/30/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wouldnt count on that, some bitches have shit you will never know about without getting tested. No matter how pretty/innoncent, non-disease carrying they look!
GO GET TESTED!
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: LordSenate]
#7576908 - 10/30/07 02:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, I'm aware of that, even hot bitches can have STDs but I'm 99% sure I'm clean. I've never had unprotected sex, I've always used a rubber and if I had an STD wouldn't I realize it? Wouldn't my cock be oozing green slime or feel like it's on fire or something? 
I would get tested if it was as simple as pissing in a cup but I hate needles. I'll pass for now.
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: LordSenate]
#7577050 - 10/30/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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LordSenate said: I wouldnt count on that, some bitches have shit you will never know about without getting tested. No matter how pretty/innoncent, non-disease carrying they look!
GO GET TESTED!
Yup... Sooooo True!!!!
Oh, and Dingleberry, it all depends on what your tested for, needles suck, but the real fun one is when a Q-tip is stuck 1/2-inch up into your dick. For Gonorrhea and chlamydia I think?
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Edited by Helge (10/30/07 02:43 PM)
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: Helge]
#7577285 - 10/30/07 03:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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but the real fun one is when a Q-tip is stuck 1/2-inch up into your dick.
FUCK THAT!
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Re: WAhOOOO ! The Results are IN and I'm Clean as a Whistle!!! [Re: RobMarley420]
#7577298 - 10/30/07 03:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Unfortunately it is all too true.
So next time your rolling balls at a rave and you see that cute ass candy girl high as a kite and horny as all hell from all the drugs she has ingested......

Think to yourself...
Yes... She has probably been around the block a time or two...
No... You don't want anything Xtra she is willing to send you home with.
Edited by Helge (10/30/07 03:54 PM)
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