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Offlineemilbus
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Pregnate!!!!!!
    #7563283 - 10/26/07 12:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i found out my g/f is pregnate about 4 days ago which is great news, but we have been together for 3 years and have not used a condom, ever. how is it that she is just now pregnate, I thought for the longest time that i was shooting blanks. has anyone ran across this problem before? im thinking she might have cheated on me. does anyone know the cost of getting a test done to see if im the dad? where can i go to get more info on this. thanks


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563293 - 10/26/07 01:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

*pregnant

did you eat a fair amount of soy, and if so, have you stopped within the last few months (either of you?)


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563297 - 10/26/07 01:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

***demius beat me to it


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: demiu5]
    #7563302 - 10/26/07 01:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

its okay dude. It took me over 5 years rawdogging it with my woman before she became an incubator. Congrats! Children are the best thing that can happen to a person.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: FungusMan]
    #7563324 - 10/26/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

*heroin


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #7563336 - 10/26/07 01:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i suppose you could always go on the Maury show!

congrads on the child if that's what you want :smile:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563355 - 10/26/07 01:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

if it comes out black, your girl is a ho.:yesnod:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: iateshaggy]
    #7563432 - 10/26/07 01:42 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

PREGN8!!!!!!!!

OMG that made me laugh

The average length of time it takes for a couple to get "pregnate", as you say, is ten months. And that's if they're trying. There are a number of different reasons why people don't get pregnant: irregular ovulation, chemicals (especially in make up) that can lead to infertility, low sperm count (due to marijuana smoking), etc. Is your girlfriend very skinny? If she is she might not have enough fat to produce the estrogen to ovulate.

If you don't trust this girl and think she is cheating on you for the slightest reason whatsoever (you clearly don't trust the girl if you would even think of her cheating on you) then either pay for an abortion or break up and give the child up for adoption. Nobody wants to be born into an already broken home. If you don't think she's the cheating type then don't piss her off by asking, I know if I got pregnant I would feel very vulnerable and afraid and need my boyfriend around for me, asking her if she's pregnant by someone else will probably make her think you don't want the baby, you don't want her, and ESPECIALLY that you don't trust her. Knowing that you're trusted is a HUGE part of being in love.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7563512 - 10/26/07 02:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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kriminalelement said:
PREGN8!!!!!!!!

OMG that made me laugh

The average length of time it takes for a couple to get "pregnate", as you say, is ten months. And that's if they're trying. There are a number of different reasons why people don't get pregnant: irregular ovulation, chemicals (especially in make up) that can lead to infertility, low sperm count (due to marijuana smoking), etc. Is your girlfriend very skinny? If she is she might not have enough fat to produce the estrogen to ovulate.

If you don't trust this girl and think she is cheating on you for the slightest reason whatsoever (you clearly don't trust the girl if you would even think of her cheating on you) then either pay for an abortion or break up and give the child up for adoption. Nobody wants to be born into an already broken home. If you don't think she's the cheating type then don't piss her off by asking, I know if I got pregnant I would feel very vulnerable and afraid and need my boyfriend around for me, asking her if she's pregnant by someone else will probably make her think you don't want the baby, you don't want her, and ESPECIALLY that you don't trust her. Knowing that you're trusted is a HUGE part of being in love.





That last paragraph deserves a round of applause.  :thumbup:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563532 - 10/26/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Congratulations for getting your girl PREGNATE.:congrats:

Is that her on your avatar? because that is a huge ass.:thumbup:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563539 - 10/26/07 02:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You could always get your spunk tested to see if in fact you are shooting blanks before breaching the subject with her...

And really there is NORMALLY only about 2 days during the month that she can get preggers...they call it the rhythm method, also commonly knows as parents.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: thoughts]
    #7563543 - 10/26/07 02:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:toast:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563842 - 10/26/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

My girlfriend is pregnant too... the test is free at our doctor but I am sure its different everywhere. We dont need the test though, we trust eachother.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563861 - 10/26/07 04:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Cheating on you but pregnant is great news?

Maybe she was always 'on top', gravity prevents it you know!

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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: mndfreeze]
    #7563870 - 10/26/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Cheating on you but pregnant is great news?





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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563885 - 10/26/07 04:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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emilbus said:
i found out my g/f is pregnate about 4 days ago which is great news, but we have been together for 3 years and have not used a condom, ever. how is it that she is just now pregnate, I thought for the longest time that i was shooting blanks. has anyone ran across this problem before? im thinking she might have cheated on me. does anyone know the cost of getting a test done to see if im the dad? where can i go to get more info on this. thanks




Get a paternity test. Fuck the cost, you need to know the answer.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7563914 - 10/26/07 04:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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mndfreeze said:
Cheating on you but pregnant is great news?








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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563989 - 10/26/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

what kriminalelement said.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7564452 - 10/26/07 07:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe he loves black babies.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7564465 - 10/26/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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If you don't trust this girl and think she is cheating on you for the slightest reason whatsoever (you clearly don't trust the girl if you would even think of her cheating on you) then either pay for an abortion or break up and give the child up for adoption. Nobody wants to be born into an already broken home. If you don't think she's the cheating type then don't piss her off by asking, I know if I got pregnant I would feel very vulnerable and afraid and need my boyfriend around for me, asking her if she's pregnant by someone else will probably make her think you don't want the baby, you don't want her, and ESPECIALLY that you don't trust her. Knowing that you're trusted is a HUGE part of being in love.




id disagree. get a test done or abort it if you and her aren't against that. if you have the slightest feeling that she may have cheated on you, have the test done.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7564471 - 10/26/07 07:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you can get a paternity test kit online for about 100 bucks, it comes with two swabs, just swab the babies mouth and yours, put in package, mail off, results in about a week, you can even have them just email them too you instead of real mail, for added security. I did it with my son, his mom still doesn't know that i did it, and never will...thank goodness i was the father, not that i thought she was cheating or anything, but i really did not know here that well, at all...

peace


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7564520 - 10/26/07 07:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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im thinking she might have cheated on me. does anyone know the cost of getting a test done to see if im the dad? where can i go to get more info on this. thanks



Off to a good start.

Drive her to an abortion clinic.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: bukkake]
    #7564553 - 10/26/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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emilbus said:
im thinking she might have cheated on me. does anyone know the cost of getting a test done to see if im the dad? where can i go to get more info on this. thanks



Off to a good start.

Drive her to an abortion clinic.




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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7564723 - 10/26/07 08:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats. I hope everything works out. Kids are great.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7565091 - 10/26/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

as far as me not trusting her, i totally trust her i just thought it was weird that we went 3 years with no protection and no pregnancy. of course the first thing that went through my mind was if its even mine. as far as the test you can buy on line, i will definitely check this out. if she doesn't know it wont hurt. thanks for all the input and feel free to throw some more info at me.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7565375 - 10/27/07 12:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

What happens if you put spores inside a lady? could you grow from there?


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7566212 - 10/27/07 09:49 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It's actually really hard to get pregnant


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7566284 - 10/27/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Only if you're trying :smirk:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: adrug]
    #7566297 - 10/27/07 10:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Get a paternity test. Fuck the cost, you need to know the answer.




Ummm, yeah. What she said. That's a given. DNA test. Fuck trust.

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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7566388 - 10/27/07 10:55 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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emilbus said:
as far as me not trusting her, i totally trust her i just thought it was weird that we went 3 years with no protection and no pregnancy. of course the first thing that went through my mind was if its even mine. as far as the test you can buy on line, i will definitely check this out. if she doesn't know it wont hurt. thanks for all the input and feel free to throw some more info at me.




Tests are available, check to see with a doctor if you're shooting blanks first if you wish to remain confidential from your girlfriend about this.
I understand that it is a touchy subject with women, who would not to want to be asked if they are pregnant with someone elses child by their boyfriend, but at the same time I understand a little the situation you must be in. Its good to have closure.

I think you need to consider whether you want to have children with this girl, at this time..

How old are you? Could you support a fam fam right now?

Congratulations. Good luck with the bundle of joy.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: learningtofly]
    #7566885 - 10/27/07 02:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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What happens if you put spores inside a lady? could you grow from there?




it would probley turn into a bacterial contamination.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7567000 - 10/27/07 03:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Only if you're trying :smirk:




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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7567285 - 10/27/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Get yourself tested to make sure your not shooting blanks.

It took me 12 years to get a woman pregnant. That was 25 years ago. Haven't gotten another woman pregnant sense.




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