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Offlinesupra
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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7564471 - 10/26/07 07:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you can get a paternity test kit online for about 100 bucks, it comes with two swabs, just swab the babies mouth and yours, put in package, mail off, results in about a week, you can even have them just email them too you instead of real mail, for added security. I did it with my son, his mom still doesn't know that i did it, and never will...thank goodness i was the father, not that i thought she was cheating or anything, but i really did not know here that well, at all...

peace


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7564520 - 10/26/07 07:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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emilbus said:
im thinking she might have cheated on me. does anyone know the cost of getting a test done to see if im the dad? where can i go to get more info on this. thanks



Off to a good start.

Drive her to an abortion clinic.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: bukkake]
    #7564553 - 10/26/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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bukkake said:
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emilbus said:
im thinking she might have cheated on me. does anyone know the cost of getting a test done to see if im the dad? where can i go to get more info on this. thanks



Off to a good start.

Drive her to an abortion clinic.




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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7564723 - 10/26/07 08:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats. I hope everything works out. Kids are great.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7565091 - 10/26/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

as far as me not trusting her, i totally trust her i just thought it was weird that we went 3 years with no protection and no pregnancy. of course the first thing that went through my mind was if its even mine. as far as the test you can buy on line, i will definitely check this out. if she doesn't know it wont hurt. thanks for all the input and feel free to throw some more info at me.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7565375 - 10/27/07 12:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

What happens if you put spores inside a lady? could you grow from there?


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7566212 - 10/27/07 09:49 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It's actually really hard to get pregnant


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"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

If we lived in luxury we would grow soft.

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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7566284 - 10/27/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Only if you're trying :smirk:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: adrug]
    #7566297 - 10/27/07 10:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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adrug said:
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Get a paternity test. Fuck the cost, you need to know the answer.




Ummm, yeah. What she said. That's a given. DNA test. Fuck trust.

pz,

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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7566388 - 10/27/07 10:55 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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emilbus said:
as far as me not trusting her, i totally trust her i just thought it was weird that we went 3 years with no protection and no pregnancy. of course the first thing that went through my mind was if its even mine. as far as the test you can buy on line, i will definitely check this out. if she doesn't know it wont hurt. thanks for all the input and feel free to throw some more info at me.




Tests are available, check to see with a doctor if you're shooting blanks first if you wish to remain confidential from your girlfriend about this.
I understand that it is a touchy subject with women, who would not to want to be asked if they are pregnant with someone elses child by their boyfriend, but at the same time I understand a little the situation you must be in. Its good to have closure.

I think you need to consider whether you want to have children with this girl, at this time..

How old are you? Could you support a fam fam right now?

Congratulations. Good luck with the bundle of joy.


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Edited by mickdawg666 (10/27/07 10:57 AM)


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: learningtofly]
    #7566885 - 10/27/07 02:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
What happens if you put spores inside a lady? could you grow from there?




it would probley turn into a bacterial contamination.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7567000 - 10/27/07 03:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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WhiskeyClone said:
Only if you're trying :smirk:




Quoted for truth, it's amazing how things work sometimes.


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OfflineKaptKid
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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7567285 - 10/27/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Get yourself tested to make sure your not shooting blanks.

It took me 12 years to get a woman pregnant. That was 25 years ago. Haven't gotten another woman pregnant sense.




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