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Offlineemilbus
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Pregnate!!!!!!
    #7563283 - 10/26/07 12:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i found out my g/f is pregnate about 4 days ago which is great news, but we have been together for 3 years and have not used a condom, ever. how is it that she is just now pregnate, I thought for the longest time that i was shooting blanks. has anyone ran across this problem before? im thinking she might have cheated on me. does anyone know the cost of getting a test done to see if im the dad? where can i go to get more info on this. thanks


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563293 - 10/26/07 01:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

*pregnant

did you eat a fair amount of soy, and if so, have you stopped within the last few months (either of you?)


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563297 - 10/26/07 01:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

***demius beat me to it


Edited by Clean (10/26/07 01:01 PM)


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: demiu5]
    #7563302 - 10/26/07 01:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

its okay dude. It took me over 5 years rawdogging it with my woman before she became an incubator. Congrats! Children are the best thing that can happen to a person.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: FungusMan]
    #7563324 - 10/26/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

*heroin


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #7563336 - 10/26/07 01:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i suppose you could always go on the Maury show!

congrads on the child if that's what you want :smile:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563355 - 10/26/07 01:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

if it comes out black, your girl is a ho.:yesnod:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: iateshaggy]
    #7563432 - 10/26/07 01:42 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

PREGN8!!!!!!!!

OMG that made me laugh

The average length of time it takes for a couple to get "pregnate", as you say, is ten months. And that's if they're trying. There are a number of different reasons why people don't get pregnant: irregular ovulation, chemicals (especially in make up) that can lead to infertility, low sperm count (due to marijuana smoking), etc. Is your girlfriend very skinny? If she is she might not have enough fat to produce the estrogen to ovulate.

If you don't trust this girl and think she is cheating on you for the slightest reason whatsoever (you clearly don't trust the girl if you would even think of her cheating on you) then either pay for an abortion or break up and give the child up for adoption. Nobody wants to be born into an already broken home. If you don't think she's the cheating type then don't piss her off by asking, I know if I got pregnant I would feel very vulnerable and afraid and need my boyfriend around for me, asking her if she's pregnant by someone else will probably make her think you don't want the baby, you don't want her, and ESPECIALLY that you don't trust her. Knowing that you're trusted is a HUGE part of being in love.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7563512 - 10/26/07 02:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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PREGN8!!!!!!!!

OMG that made me laugh

The average length of time it takes for a couple to get "pregnate", as you say, is ten months. And that's if they're trying. There are a number of different reasons why people don't get pregnant: irregular ovulation, chemicals (especially in make up) that can lead to infertility, low sperm count (due to marijuana smoking), etc. Is your girlfriend very skinny? If she is she might not have enough fat to produce the estrogen to ovulate.

If you don't trust this girl and think she is cheating on you for the slightest reason whatsoever (you clearly don't trust the girl if you would even think of her cheating on you) then either pay for an abortion or break up and give the child up for adoption. Nobody wants to be born into an already broken home. If you don't think she's the cheating type then don't piss her off by asking, I know if I got pregnant I would feel very vulnerable and afraid and need my boyfriend around for me, asking her if she's pregnant by someone else will probably make her think you don't want the baby, you don't want her, and ESPECIALLY that you don't trust her. Knowing that you're trusted is a HUGE part of being in love.





That last paragraph deserves a round of applause.  :thumbup:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563532 - 10/26/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Congratulations for getting your girl PREGNATE.:congrats:

Is that her on your avatar? because that is a huge ass.:thumbup:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563539 - 10/26/07 02:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You could always get your spunk tested to see if in fact you are shooting blanks before breaching the subject with her...

And really there is NORMALLY only about 2 days during the month that she can get preggers...they call it the rhythm method, also commonly knows as parents.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: thoughts]
    #7563543 - 10/26/07 02:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:toast:


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563842 - 10/26/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

My girlfriend is pregnant too... the test is free at our doctor but I am sure its different everywhere. We dont need the test though, we trust eachother.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563861 - 10/26/07 04:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Cheating on you but pregnant is great news?

Maybe she was always 'on top', gravity prevents it you know!

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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: mndfreeze]
    #7563870 - 10/26/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Cheating on you but pregnant is great news?





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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563885 - 10/26/07 04:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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emilbus said:
i found out my g/f is pregnate about 4 days ago which is great news, but we have been together for 3 years and have not used a condom, ever. how is it that she is just now pregnate, I thought for the longest time that i was shooting blanks. has anyone ran across this problem before? im thinking she might have cheated on me. does anyone know the cost of getting a test done to see if im the dad? where can i go to get more info on this. thanks




Get a paternity test. Fuck the cost, you need to know the answer.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7563914 - 10/26/07 04:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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mndfreeze said:
Cheating on you but pregnant is great news?








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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: emilbus]
    #7563989 - 10/26/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

what kriminalelement said.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7564452 - 10/26/07 07:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe he loves black babies.


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Re: Pregnate!!!!!! [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7564465 - 10/26/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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If you don't trust this girl and think she is cheating on you for the slightest reason whatsoever (you clearly don't trust the girl if you would even think of her cheating on you) then either pay for an abortion or break up and give the child up for adoption. Nobody wants to be born into an already broken home. If you don't think she's the cheating type then don't piss her off by asking, I know if I got pregnant I would feel very vulnerable and afraid and need my boyfriend around for me, asking her if she's pregnant by someone else will probably make her think you don't want the baby, you don't want her, and ESPECIALLY that you don't trust her. Knowing that you're trusted is a HUGE part of being in love.




id disagree. get a test done or abort it if you and her aren't against that. if you have the slightest feeling that she may have cheated on you, have the test done.


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