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quick my chirstian pastor uncle.....
    #7559990 - 10/25/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

just showed up, I need some things to make him realize that he is wrong and spreading evil instead of love!


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: ZShroom]
    #7560044 - 10/25/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Just explain to him that he is actually evil. I am sure he will listen.


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7560047 - 10/25/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Tell him the fuckin snake told the truth, Christ!!


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: backfromthedead]
    #7560049 - 10/25/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

DO you mean that the snake was Jesus?


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7560052 - 10/25/07 05:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yup, well, kinda, I think so, gee, um, no, er, ya, uh, nevermind, huh??:what:


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: backfromthedead]
    #7560054 - 10/25/07 05:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

YES, somehow both


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: backfromthedead]
    #7560060 - 10/25/07 05:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It only makes sense.


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7560071 - 10/25/07 05:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

They flip you out everytime.
Sucks.


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: ZShroom]
    #7560269 - 10/25/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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just showed up, I need some things to make him realize that he is wrong and spreading evil instead of love!




Show him your willie and tell him that God loves everything equally.


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7560280 - 10/25/07 06:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Huehuecoyotl said:
Just explain to him that he is actually evil. I am sure he will listen.




At least you will have fun. Especially if you aren't afraid of the fall out. You may actually give him a heart attack if you hang in. Then you can say "see dude, God is definitely not on  your side." :thumbup:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: ZShroom]
    #7560325 - 10/25/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I would say just get over it.

I remember my pastor at Lutheran church. He was one of the kindest men I've ever met, genuinely very loving and never worrying people with stories about hell and damnation. He still sends me handwritten birthday cards wishing me happiness, good health, and blessings. I think it's really beautiful.

As long as he is not trying to convert you, I would say don't try to judge him as if your experiences make your knowledge of reality superior to his.


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: ZShroom]
    #7560341 - 10/25/07 07:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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just showed up, I need some things to make him realize that he is wrong and spreading evil instead of love!




Reminding him that he is somehow related to you should do the trick. :thumbup:


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #7560353 - 10/25/07 07:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2::mushroom2::rofl:


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: ZShroom]
    #7560380 - 10/25/07 07:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:wink:


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #7560510 - 10/25/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hit him with it.
Why not??


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: backfromthedead]
    #7560523 - 10/25/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

he just left. i told him that i am god and whatever made me had to have another god to make it. it blew his mind and he started ranting and raving. then i reminded him i am his nephew and that i am the antichrist
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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: ZShroom]
    #7560529 - 10/25/07 07:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Very nice. I hope your proud of yourself, picking on an old man.


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: ZShroom]
    #7560530 - 10/25/07 07:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

perfect.
antichrist not half bad


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: ZShroom]
    #7560537 - 10/25/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Could have just let him believe what ever he wanted... Even if it is bullshit.


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: backfromthedead]
    #7560540 - 10/25/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

picking on.
The truth hurts, why hold on anyway??


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: backfromthedead]
    #7560548 - 10/25/07 08:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

man....he is a man in the same crazy world i am in and he doesnt need to be thinking that there is a old white guy in the sky waiting for hum when he dies...just not cool:bongload::thumbup:


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: ZShroom]
    #7560572 - 10/25/07 08:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Who are you to know what another needs to be thinking. You don't know what is "true" anymore than he does. It's all subjective.


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: Icelander]
    #7560583 - 10/25/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

very true, but at the same time I had so much fun.....and i really doubt he is right so i dont feel bad which i shouldnt in the first place


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: ZShroom]
    #7560600 - 10/25/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I would have done the same.:lol:


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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: Icelander]
    #7560641 - 10/25/07 08:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Who are you to know what another needs to be thinking. You don't know what is "true" anymore than he does. It's all subjective.




In that case...
One with little faith in 'their truth' with easily buckle.
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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: backfromthedead]
    #7560778 - 10/25/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Tell him the fuckin snake told the truth, Christ!!






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Re: quick my chirstian pastor uncle..... [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
    #7560780 - 10/25/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Thank you.
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    #7560786 - 10/25/07 09:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Remember Psyilly??


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