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supra
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Pre-employment drug test
#7558991 - 10/25/07 12:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well, i got a surprise call back from a really good job here recently. It would be great for me and my family. The problem is i have smoked pot recently. I smoked daily for years up until about two weeks ago, as im getting ready to graduate and was planning on quitting anyways. Well, i stopped for about a week then participated in one smoke session with my wife, took only 3 hits, which was 4 days ago.
Ok, so the test will be on wednesday or thursday of next week, and im worried i probably won't pass. I have ordered the synthetic urine pack from testclear.com, seems like a good deal and has really great testimonials...how many of these are likely from the company i couldn't tell you. Anyways, if the test is supervised i will be fucked, as it involves me pouring it out of one container and into the one they give me...
So my question is for pre-employment drug tests with IT companies have any of you ever been supervised during the test?
I already have also purchased a qcarbo clense drink which i will take too just in case i am supervised, which has worked everytime ive tried it in the past, about 5 times, but im still paranoid. I REALLY want this job.
any help or other pointers will be greatly appreciated.
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: supra]
#7559056 - 10/25/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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So the piss you bought comes in a container?
You gotta make sure that piss is between 90 and 100 degrees if i remember right.
I had to take a drug test for an "IT" company last month and i wasnt supervised. But i know they check temperature and i think they will deny it or know if you drink any detox before the test by the way the piss comes out, i might be wrong though.
Turns out after i took my test, my manager called me and told me they didnt need it anymore.
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: supra]
#7559057 - 10/25/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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That reminds me, I've to call back See's candy
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: supra]
#7559061 - 10/25/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i've heard great things from friends who've used synthetic urine
one thing you might want to do just in case you are supervised is to put the synthetic urine in a condom which you tie closed and is taped to your leg or something of that sort...
a good friend of mine has left my house after smoking a bowl or two to go to his probation officer 
i wouldn't worry about being supervised though i doubt they're THAT hardcore about it, but i could be wrong good luck with the job man

:edit: indeed, the "piss" has to be at the same temperature as real piss.. on exit.. a thermometer and heating packs can accomplish that for ya though
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: thoughts]
#7559077 - 10/25/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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well, the synthetic urine comes powdered and you mix in a little bit of distilled or bottled water. It also comes with a heater that is supposed to heat it to between 91 and 99 degrees fahrenhiet within 15 minutes, and a thermometer to make sure, check out the site, it seems like a great deal, its like 50 bucks, but a great deal if i get the job...lol
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: supra]
#7559098 - 10/25/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Alright you should be good then, id say.
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: supra]
#7559110 - 10/25/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
supra said: well, the synthetic urine comes powdered and you mix in a little bit of distilled or bottled water. It also comes with a heater that is supposed to heat it to between 91 and 99 degrees fahrenhiet within 15 minutes, and a thermometer to make sure, check out the site, it seems like a great deal, its like 50 bucks, but a great deal if i get the job...lol
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: The_Ghost]
#7559131 - 10/25/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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if they don't watch you pee:
get the smallest bottle of the "proactive acne solution" kit - unscrew the cap and remove the top to the bottle (the top has a small hole for letting th cream out).
remove all cream, wash thoroughly. insert piss. replace top to bottle, and screw on cap. this bottle is roughly 3" high and .75" across. it can be placed COMFORTABLY under your nutsack, right in the gooch. the walking/standing/sitting motion of your thighs will hold it in place - and being pressed there keeps it in the right temps.
when you go into the bathrrom just unscrew the top, squeeze the bottle and the piss comes out in a nice realistic stream into the cup. re-screw cap and place bottle back in gooch to exit thte builing
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: memes]
#7559182 - 10/25/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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this is the stuff i used, and my brother in law used twice. works like a charm. has a temp gauge on the bottle, comes with a heat pack and stuff. the price is right, and it is premixed. i kept some in my car for 4 months before i used it.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Quick-Fix-by-Urine-Luck-and-Spectrum-labs_W0QQitemZ140171792102QQihZ004QQcategoryZ1279QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: memes]
#7559188 - 10/25/07 01:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Drink 2 ltrs of water before you leave. Piss before you leave. This will make sure you are pissing water, not anything contaminated. All tests will be negative if you are only peeing water.
They will check to see if you are doing this by two methods: 1. They will know you are diluting your urine if it is clear. To stain your piss yellow, take a B complex vitamin (All the vitamin B's should be included). If they ask why your urine is a strange shade of yellow, say that you have been taking a multivitamin and/or drinking wheat gluten shots from a smoothie stand and you have noticed that it has made your urine change color.
2. They will do a chemical analysis. If you are diluting your urine, it will test negative for creatine, which is found naturally in your body. Buy a bucket of creatine powder from a health food store and supplement your diet with it for a couple of days.
This method is CHEAP and relatively infallible, and the $30 you spend on it will allow you to pass many, many drug tests. Plus, it will actually come out of your urethra and not be synthetic. You can never trust the companies not to install a guard/camera.
I've known this to work for many people on probation. It only takes a couple hours to get it right. To make sure you have your dilution system down pat, go to a Walgreens and buy an at-home drug testing kit for cannabis. You can ascertain whether you are doing things right by testing yourself before you go to the testing center.
Best of luck. Don't buy any more of that synthetic crap.
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yeah, and since i am a lazy stoner i have had many pre-employment drug tests and they have never once came and watched. they will stand by the door to listen in so stay quiet. Good luck
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: ZShroom]
#7559858 - 10/25/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, whatever you do don't read the mixing directions out loud
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supra
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well, since ive already bought it, i will try using it if im not supervised, and it would be illegal for a company/hospital to install a camera in a bathroom (of course assuming that is where the test is to take place).
that qcarbo drink i am talking about does what you just described all on its own, probably a little more expensive though, it is full of b vitamins, riboflavin, and creatine, and is used to dilute your sample but it not come up diluted, ive used it for probation 4 times and a job once. Im just not sure that the place im being tested at is not going to have a more sophisticated test...
thanks for all the help and suggestions everyone
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Re: Pre-employment drug test [Re: supra]
#7563401 - 10/26/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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d tox can't be detected, it's just overpriced water and a bunch of vitamins you can buy on your own. don't buy any more of those, they're ridiculously expensive and marketed to schmucks. There's no "sophisticated test" to tell the difference between clean urine and dirty urine besides the drug test.
BTW, has anyone else heard of the new drug tests corporations are doing now? They swab the inside of you mouth and test the saliva. No way to beat it, picks up pretty much everything. I heard this from someone, trying to verify it.
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