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legitlogic
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Quick question about weed.....
#7556029 - 10/24/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I havent smoked in months now and today is actually the only and last day i can smoke. I get drug tested next wensday....is it possible that i can get it all out of my system within a week? Maybe smoke a gram max if not less.....
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Cyrone
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: legitlogic]
#7556060 - 10/24/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Drink lots of water, that's all I got to say.
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Ness1
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: Cyrone]
#7556063 - 10/24/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just smoke a bowl or two, you should be fine.
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habitat0789
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: Ness1]
#7556079 - 10/24/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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pick up some niacin from your local cvs if your sweattin it
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Robo
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: legitlogic]
#7556098 - 10/24/07 05:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have gone a month without smoking, then smoked the night before a test and passed. I just drank lots of water and flushed it out of my system. From what I understand, if it's been a while since you last used it's easy to flush out if you just do it once. Just don't smoke too much or you will probably fail.
Edited by Adagio (10/24/07 05:32 PM)
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Phishe
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: Ness1]
#7556100 - 10/24/07 05:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ness1 said: Just smoke a bowl or two, you should be fine.
Haha bad advice.
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milkman
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: Phishe]
#7556110 - 10/24/07 05:33 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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cranberry pills/juice will help
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bort

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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: milkman]
#7556116 - 10/24/07 05:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah I been meaning to find this answer for a long time. Thanks for the heads up .
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Ness1
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: Phishe]
#7556120 - 10/24/07 05:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phishe said:
Quote:
Ness1 said: Just smoke a bowl or two, you should be fine.
Haha bad advice.
If he hasn't smoked in a long time and smokes two bowls and does a flush routine, he'll more than likely pass the test no problem.
-------------------- I know what they'll find, it's in their mind, it's what they want to see. Spare me from the light, here comes the night and here I'll stay, waiting for darkness.
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2newtz
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: Phishe]
#7556130 - 10/24/07 05:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i had to take piss tests for a year, and smoked the WHOLE time (never failed one). if i knew i was going to have to piss the next day i wouldn't smoke- just drink TONS of water and time it out right.
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moon_glue
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: 2newtz]
#7556136 - 10/24/07 05:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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these posts crack me up.
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legitlogic
Blooming Mycologist



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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: 2newtz]
#7556143 - 10/24/07 05:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Awesome this is going to be the last time i can smoke for a year anyways. Ill just smoke some and flush my self out and maybe take a few diuretics.
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g00ru
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: legitlogic]
#7556387 - 10/24/07 06:33 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do so at your own risk though...the people posting here have slightly less to lose than you do
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xpl0de
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: g00ru]
#7556408 - 10/24/07 06:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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drinking water does not help u!!! only if u drink lots of water the same day b4 the test it might work, people waste their time drinking water weeks in advance and find that they still fail the test.. u piss it all out!
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skroomadoom
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: legitlogic]
#7556428 - 10/24/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're completely straight bro no worries. A single use of marijuana will be undetectable by standard drug tests at most 48 hours afterwards. This means if you smoked today you would be fine for a test on Friday. Personally I like to give myself a little more leeway (or I did, when I used to get drug tested), but a week is fine for sure.
Some tips for drug tests in the future: The morning of the test, wake up and take a piss. You do not want your first piss of the day to be tested as this will contain the highest concentration of metabolites. Contrary to what some people will tell you, drinking water will not "flush" your system of THC, the molecule is not water soluble. What water WILL do, however, is dilute your urine. Starting 2-3 hours before the test, start drinking as much water as you can without getting sick. I'm talking like 2-3 liters. You should be pissing clear by the time you go in. Sometimes, they will consider clear urine cheating and try to give you grief. Personally, I've never had this happen and if it did I would just say that I'm an athlete and I keep myself hydrated. If you don't want to deal with this, take some B vitamins the day of your test - this will turn it yellow even though it's diluted. One final thing, when you go into the bathroom to piss, make sure you put the middle of your stream in the cup. The beginning and end of the stream have the most metabolites.
Keep in mind this method is if you have smoked within the past 48 hours or if you have smoked more than once recently. It is by no means full proof, but will increase your chances of passing DRAMATICALLY. Like I said before, though, you could smoke an ounce to your head tonight and be perfectly clear by next Wednesday.
One other thing you might want to look into is substitution, that is replacing your urine with clean urine. This is really the best way to do it -- you can smoke as much as you want without any fear of failing your test. Look into a product such as the Whizzinator or Number 1 kit (google to find them or PM me for a link). Personally I have the Number 1 Kit and it's never failed me. If you're short on cash you can ghetto rig your own although it is slightly more risky and I would recommend you do dilution as well in case it breaks. Just fill a condom with clean piss (get from a straight edge friend if you have one) and tape it to the inside of your thigh. Bring a sewing needle into the bathroom with you when you get tested and simply prick the end of the condom. It will make realistic pissing sounds and you can even sprikle a little on the seat for added realism 
In any case, good luck getting high for your first time in months, you are going to get FUCKED UP
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Phishe
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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: Ness1]
#7556551 - 10/24/07 07:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah but if it was important to me, I wouldn't risk it.
In some cases it might stay a week.
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legitlogic
Blooming Mycologist



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Re: Quick question about weed..... [Re: Phishe]
#7556740 - 10/24/07 08:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well i just bought a gram of Kryptonite and im fucking blowed off half a bowl lol! Thanks for the advice skroomadoom. Im just going to randonmly exercise as much as i can and take lots of vitamins. Ill also go sit the in sauna a couple days this week.
Also this is very important to me if i fail im fucked (well i dunno what will happen) but this is also going to be hell for me having to take 1-2 piss tests a week while going to NA meetings bah. So thats why im smoking on this day. Keep in mind i was an every day smoker for 3 years and i know people say "fuck it man you can go for a year without weed" but unfortunatly week has put some kind of force on me (gained throught a shoom trip) i craze the shit everyday even though im not smkoking .
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