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Fuckin Poker Donkeys
    #7548522 - 10/22/07 07:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Seriously I cant stand poker donkeys,Theres a few of them I know and recently Have stopped playing with them.But last night my friend wanted to go and he lost $60 at a cash game with them :nonono: He's a damn good player,hes Number 1 in the region In Tavern poker and like 23rd in the nation.

It's a shame,all they ever play at is in their fuckin basement.I want to take them to where my friend plays so they can get schooled.


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Re: Fuckin Poker Donkeys [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7548542 - 10/22/07 07:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i hate it when they're such bad players, but they just keep hittin and there's not shit you can say because they got all the dough.


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Re: Fuckin Poker Donkeys [Re: memes]
    #7548547 - 10/22/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It's fucked up,I went all in with a couple bucks left with pocket 10's pre-Flop and got cracked with a friggin straight FLUSH!


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Re: Fuckin Poker Donkeys [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7548548 - 10/22/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

wha is a "poker donkey"?


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Re: Fuckin Poker Donkeys [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7548553 - 10/22/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

A poker donkey is a gambler. Not just any old gambler though. The poker donkey will hit their gut shot straight, seven high flush, and miracle full-house after a fourth street flush. The poker donkey is a terrible gambler. The poker donkey will gamble with incorrect odds and hit their miracle card.

A poker donkey does not know any better. Donkeys like to play and they will get paid at your expense. You can expect to find a poker donkey at the lower limits of poker. Usually they will go on good runs of cards. The donkey will run so good that they will be mistaken that they are actually good at poker and berate other players to their fine playing skills.

Thank you urban dictionary :lol:


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Re: Fuckin Poker Donkeys [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7549813 - 10/23/07 01:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

what is tavern poker?


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Re: Fuckin Poker Donkeys [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7549830 - 10/23/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I hate the term donkey. It annoys the shit out of me. Old school players use the term fish and thats all i will use.

I hate it when people say donkey.


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Re: Fuckin Poker Donkeys [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7549832 - 10/23/07 02:12 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

By the way, your friend who is "ranked" so to speak is ranked in tourney play which is totally different than cash. Cash is another animal and a good poker player would love to sit at table full of fish. I will do it any day of the week, in fact when playing online I seek those tables out. Its so easy to push people on tilt that play bad.. its great.


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: Fuckin Poker Donkeys [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #12866956 - 07/08/10 11:57 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

You should love these players. It's also a good idea to stop calling them names.


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Re: Fuckin Poker Donkeys [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #12866989 - 07/08/10 12:06 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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Liquid_Dimension said:
Seriously I cant stand poker donkeys,Theres a few of them I know and recently Have stopped playing with them.But last night my friend wanted to go and he lost $60 at a cash game with them :nonono: He's a damn good player,hes Number 1 in the region In Tavern poker and like 23rd in the nation.

It's a shame,all they ever play at is in their fuckin basement.I want to take them to where my friend plays so they can get schooled.





first, tavern poker isn't even real poker
second, a sixty dollar loss is a very very small loss, well within the standard deviation for any small limit or no limit game
third, good players can only make money if bad players play bad
fourth, poker is not chess, bad players will win (see standard deviation)


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