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Anonymous #1

Repent, You Human Devils!
    #7544479 - 10/21/07 08:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Verily verily I say unto you that the day of the LORD is almost upon us! Accept JESUS into your heart or he will KILL you!


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Anonymous #2

Re: Repent, You Human Devils! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7544534 - 10/21/07 08:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Oh loaudy loaudy!!!!

I's speackin' in toughgs!!!!

SATANS'S WILL WEN THESSS WORR11


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Anonymous #3

Re: Repent, You Human Devils! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7544580 - 10/21/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

OH IM JUST PROVOKIN THAT SHIT HUH

YALL BE WITH THE DEVIL CAUSE I BE PROVOKIN THAT SHIT


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Anonymous #4

Re: Repent, You Human Devils! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7546426 - 10/22/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Ill believe in your savior, but Ive got a few questions. How does it benefit me? What sort of commitments will I be dealing with? Who do I see about complaints if Ive got an issue?

Whats the backing out policy like?


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Anonymous #5

Re: Repent, You Human Devils! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7546493 - 10/22/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

if you believe in jesus as your savior
you get to:

1 kill people
2 rape children
3 not use your brain correctly
4 kill people
5 rape children


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Anonymous #4

Re: Repent, You Human Devils! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7546516 - 10/22/07 11:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Okay, but I can do that anyway.. what sorts of new and wonderful things will christianity allow me to do?


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Anonymous #5

Re: Repent, You Human Devils! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7546793 - 10/22/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

well, after you get done raping children and killing people
the wonderful thing about Christianity is that you don't even have to feel bad about it
Christianity will allow you to be free of guilt after doing these wonderful things
because you can say shit like "it was gods will" and so on.
you will be able to better sleep at night knowing that you don't have to take responsibility for any of your horrible actions or inactions

are you sold yet?


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Anonymous #4

Re: Repent, You Human Devils! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7546803 - 10/22/07 12:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Let me look into judaism first, I hear theyve got financial benefits associated with membership.

Ill get back to you.


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