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InvisibleMOTH
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Drunk for the first time in months
    #7537783 - 10/20/07 12:10 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Just earlier today I responded to a drinking thread and said that I hardly ever get drunk anymore and that half a glass of wine or so gets me totally buzzed. Well that much is true...but Idecided to push it a little because..I need...something...so I'm on my 3rd or 4th glass...I'm not sure, but it's hitting me hard because I haven't eaten in eight days...(i fast)

So yeah...I'm getting pretty drunk. It's cool how my typing can still be read though.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537792 - 10/20/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Cool, I drank lots of cheap whiskey and butchered an animal tonight, it was fun, I still have blood on my hands.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537798 - 10/20/07 12:14 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

the last time I got really wasted...well, this is embarressing, but I ran through the streets of some random town screaming and being chased by my partner trying to catch me before I fell and landed flat on my face and broke my lip. Owie...crazy night.

Tonight...I'm resigning myself to post whoring...hoepfully less drama.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: Adom]
    #7537809 - 10/20/07 12:17 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Cool, I drank lots of cheap whiskey and butchered an animal tonight, it was fun, I still have blood on my hands.




Oh dude, why? I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do...I watch Survivorman DVD's somtimes, and when it comes to survival all life is fair game...but what did you slaughter? Did you reallydo it with your bare hands?

I could see myself butchering a pig in the wild if I needed it for my tribe orsomething. I imagine tht would be quite a thrill. I always feel a little sad when something dies, although I've killed many a bug in my time. But hey...it's all energy...when something dies it's proper that the energy goes somewhere.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537834 - 10/20/07 12:25 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It's all energy mothafucka
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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7537843 - 10/20/07 12:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It's really weird...I've been off weed for about two weeks now. Crazy, when I was a daily smoker for about five years. I really wanted to smoke tonight, but I decided to drink instead. Although I got some kind bud today.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537846 - 10/20/07 12:27 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hey...guess what guys...I'm drunk enough to where I don't care about anything at all...it feels fucking great.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537855 - 10/20/07 12:29 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

woooo its a fuckin party, whats going on moth


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7537870 - 10/20/07 12:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Dude, not much. Just ready to divulge all of my dirtiest secrets to folks on the shroomery..i probably shouldn't though because my mother-in-law knows about this site and my screenname here. But still...why should I care? this site is where I can let it all hang out. and when the juice gets flowing...


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537873 - 10/20/07 12:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

alot of wine = a lot of hangover. this will happen to me tomorrow morning too.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537878 - 10/20/07 12:35 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

there was a moth chilling inside at work today and i scooped it up and brought it outside. it probably got eaten by a crow or something.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: TODAY]
    #7537879 - 10/20/07 12:36 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i wish i had a pool guys.. swimming right now would be so class

tell us all of your secrets, moth. you know you want to.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: TODAY]
    #7537905 - 10/20/07 12:43 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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TODAY said:
there was a moth chilling inside at work today and i scooped it up and brought it outside. it probably got eaten by a crow or something.




Cats love to eat moths...everytime one flies into my house my cats get em. Also one time a huge MONSTER of a moth flew into my house, so I thought, "ehy I'll save it before my cats eat it, " but what happened was that I actually crushed it trying to save it.

power ful lesson for me.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537923 - 10/20/07 12:48 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

My father, he shot a whitetail deer, it was a large alpha male. It taste good to me, I helped him clean it off it's bones. Now it's with me forever, it's protein rules.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: Adom]
    #7537940 - 10/20/07 12:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:mypleasure: ya well I shot 10 deers, and I live in the forest with the deer king and we're best friends


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7537946 - 10/20/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Did you fuck his doe?


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: Adom]
    #7537949 - 10/20/07 12:56 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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My father, he shot a whitetail deer, it was a large alpha male. It taste good to me, I helped him clean it off it's bones. Now it's with me forever, it's protein rules.




When I was a meateater I fucking loved deer meat. I probably would still try a bite of it if I had some around. As I recall it's one of th ebest tasting meats I've ever consumed.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7537952 - 10/20/07 12:57 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

mount gay


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537954 - 10/20/07 12:57 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

we counted down to 10 and then the deer jerked me off, and then the deer made me promise that this was going to stay in the forest, forever. but now i am telling all of you, and i tell you with no shame at all that was the best handjob i have ever recieved

bestialiatityyy bestialittyyyy i fuck like an animal


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: faslimy]
    #7537955 - 10/20/07 12:58 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You've reached the summit.  Congratulations.  :heart:


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537966 - 10/20/07 01:01 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: faslimy]
    #7537968 - 10/20/07 01:02 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

utup...

I'll be hittin the sack, soon. I have no alcohol tolerance.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7537987 - 10/20/07 01:11 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: mount gay made my night :rofl:


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: notapillow]
    #7537994 - 10/20/07 01:13 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Whta's up pillow!!!!!!


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7538294 - 10/20/07 05:06 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you know whats nice on your last hour of a night of drinking?  a big phat bowl :awesome:


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: faslimy]
    #7538298 - 10/20/07 05:13 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

that shit isn't half bad, actually. i've only had it once though.

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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7538339 - 10/20/07 06:09 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Now you just need to upload some naked photos before you go to bed..


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: MOTH]
    #7538370 - 10/20/07 06:37 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'ma bad influence,, :tongue:

I managed about 7 cans and a low dose of shrooms to finish the night off which was actually a great idea,,, :toomuchacid:.

Now my head hurts though, i'd make a joint but i need to drive out to a shop for food..
When i get back today's gonna be great,, happily relaxing...


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: Psilobuds]
    #7538428 - 10/20/07 07:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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you know whats nice on your last hour of a night of drinking?  a big phat bowl :awesome:




Totally, also good at 830 am the morning after when ya wake up and feel like your heart is try to pump chocolate syrup through your brain.


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: faslimy]
    #7538474 - 10/20/07 08:01 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:yesnod:
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faslimy said:





My favoritist step dad gave me one those once


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Re: Drunk for the first time in months [Re: Riboflavin]
    #7538475 - 10/20/07 08:03 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

HANGOVERS? HAHAHAHAHAHA, SUCKERS.


Try a b complex vitamin and water before bed, LOL.


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