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Wearable computers...
    #7536084 - 10/19/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

If you could have the computer to wear of your dreams, what would it be like?

Certainly small...like fits in a pocket or something...but what features would you like?


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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: trendal]
    #7536095 - 10/19/07 03:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

pocket stimulation mode.

i want it to pleasure me from my pocket.


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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: trendal]
    #7536099 - 10/19/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

mine would house 14 gigs of amp pics for you


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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: trendal]
    #7536101 - 10/19/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Wearable..? like, computer underwear?


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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: sucklesworth]
    #7536103 - 10/19/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

uh.. nice signature...


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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: Brugman]
    #7536110 - 10/19/07 04:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

loki would keep his under there


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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: Brugman]
    #7536112 - 10/19/07 04:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Brugman said:
Wearable..? like, computer underwear?




As in you can carry it around with you (and use it) and not look like a dweeb.


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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: trendal]
    #7536113 - 10/19/07 04:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Like this is a good example of what I don't want...



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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: trendal]
    #7536116 - 10/19/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hahaha!! That made me laugh hard.

Maybe like a wrist thing like what Leela from Futurama has. LOL


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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: trendal]
    #7536122 - 10/19/07 04:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I would want a button to put a digital image on the inner part of my glasses so you can only see it from my view. with the reciever in my pocket or part of a cell phone package.


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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7536916 - 10/19/07 07:42 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

ideally it would have earplugs that do not block out the noises around you. Those earplug would be connected to your music, movie, phone, and a parabolic dish.

At least one eye should have a projector on it that projects a full screen display onto your retina so that it does not block out anything you can naturally see. It should also be able to display what you are looking at in infrared and display what is behind you.

As far as processing and hard drive, it should equal a modern desktop before i would strap this thing on.

Oh ya, and one of those Leela armbands would be a great addition to the set up. You could put maps onto that or make it a notepad or something similar.


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Re: Wearable computers... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7536919 - 10/19/07 07:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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