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OfflineJunkFood
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Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage?
    #7531684 - 10/18/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I really want one.


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: JunkFood]
    #7531687 - 10/18/07 03:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yes.

Get a girlfriend.


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7531689 - 10/18/07 03:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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JacquesCousteau said:
Yes.

Get a girlfriend.




:yesnod:


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7531715 - 10/18/07 03:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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JacquesCousteau said:
Yes.

Get a girlfriend.




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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: lukeboots]
    #7531720 - 10/18/07 03:22 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

getting a girlfriend is too much work.


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: Tangerines]
    #7531730 - 10/18/07 03:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Tangerines said:
getting a girlfriend is too much work.




That's a common misconception.

I find that most females are drawn to the self-confidence and care-free attitude that comes as a result of not 'trying to get a girlfriend.'

In other words, it's fairly effortless if you play your cards right.

(Just my two cents and all...)


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: JunkFood]
    #7531733 - 10/18/07 03:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I want the happy ending.
*looks up oriental massage parlor in phonebook


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7531739 - 10/18/07 03:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not into asians, so I'd never go to one of those.


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7531744 - 10/18/07 03:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

with my care free attitude I don't even bother talking to anyone. That doesn't work. So when I do talk and try it doesn't work. vicious cycle. I am confident though but that doesn't work.


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: JunkFood]
    #7531753 - 10/18/07 03:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not big on asians either, I just want the rumored 'happy ending' that you only get at oriental massage parlors. :tongue:


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7531761 - 10/18/07 03:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

A place got busted in my hometown for that. I wish I woulda known before it got shut down.....


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7531766 - 10/18/07 03:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The thing is: I wouldn't let a girl I wasn't completely attracted to get near me.


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: JunkFood]
    #7531777 - 10/18/07 03:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Go big or go home!


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: Boom]
    #7531783 - 10/18/07 03:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:rockon:


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7531933 - 10/18/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm not big on asians either, I just want the rumored 'happy ending' that you only get at oriental massage parlors. :tongue:




a guy I work with went to one, someone that knew him told his GF that she saw him
there a couple times, one payday she decided to ambush him, she was sitting right
in front as he was pulling in...


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7531944 - 10/18/07 04:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

Woulda been gold if she arranged to pose as his masseuse.


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: JunkFood]
    #7531986 - 10/18/07 04:31 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

nope, i should ask my girl.....


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: JunkFood]
    #7532052 - 10/18/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Woulda been gold if she arranged to pose as his masseuse.





he said she caught him one time coming out, he made up some shit. what led to the
story was me telling him about the place getting raided...


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7532169 - 10/18/07 05:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I want one so bad right now!
:crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: JunkFood]
    #7532237 - 10/18/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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JunkFood said:
I really want one.




they rock. my woman gives me one every weekend, and for the past year ive been getting one every other week at my chiropractor. there is nothing more soothing than a full body oil rubdown.


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Re: Anybody ever gotten a full-body massage? [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7532258 - 10/18/07 05:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Tangerines said:
getting a girlfriend is too much work.




That's a common misconception.

I find that most females are drawn to the self-confidence and care-free attitude that comes as a result of not 'trying to get a girlfriend.'

In other words, it's fairly effortless if you play your cards right.

(Just my two cents and all...)




exactly. after my last fiasco of a relationship, i just stopped caring, wasnt even looking for a woman, and then she showed up :smile: this has been the only relationship that i did not seek out in my life, and after a year of being together, i can say that she is amazing and i will probably marry her.


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