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Why Drugs Are Bad... LUL
    #7529428 - 10/17/07 10:03 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

According to "Encyclopediadramatica"

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Drugs are all called "drugs" because they are all exactly the same. If a crackhead on a comedown robs someone, it is because he was on drugs.

Therefore, any drug that can be called a drug (but not one that has been legitimately prescribed) is the same as crack. If it wasn't, they wouldn't both be called drugs now, would they?

Incidentally, whilst it is completely OK to take prescribed drugs in the advised dosage whilst you are ill, if you take exactly the same drugs for fun when you are not ill, they immediately become drugs, and therefore crack.

If you think the above is not completely retarded, the DEA has an opening for you.




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