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InvisibleEternalCowabunga
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"Shit Happens"
    #7519784 - 10/15/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I have this poster in my room which I got from a poster sale. At the top it says:

"EVERYBODY KNOWS..... SHIT HAPPENS"

and then it gives you every philosophies take on "shit happens":

Taoism: "if you understand shit, it isn't shit"
Hinduism: "this shit happened before"
Confucianism: "confucious say 'shit happens'"
Buddhism: "shit will happen to you again"
Zen: "what is the sound of shit ha ppening?"
Islam: "if shit happens it is the will of Allah"
Sikhism: "leave our shit alone"
Jehova's Witness: "knock knock, shit happens"
Athiesm: "I don't believe this shit"
Agnosticism: "can you prove that shit happens?"
Catholicism: "if shit happens, you deserve it"
Protestantism: "shit happens, amen to that"
Judaism: "why does shit always happen to us?"
Orthodox Judaism: "so shit happens, already"
Televangelism: "send money or shit will happen to you"
Rastafarianism: "let's smoke this shit" :bongload:
Hare Krishna: "shit happens rama rama"
Nation of Islam: "don't take no shit"
New Age: "visualize shit happening"
Shintoism: "you inherit the shit of your anscestors"
Hedonism: "i love it when shit happens"
Satanism: "sneppah tihs"
Capitalism: "this is MY shit"
Feminism: "men are shit"
Existentialism: "what is shit, anyway?"
Scientology: "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137"
Mormonism: "excrement happens" (don't say shit)
Baptism: "we'll wash the shit right off you"
Mysticism: "this is really weird shit"
Voodoo: "shit doesn't just happen - we make it happen"
Wicca: "you can't make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times"
Disneyism: "bad shit doesn't happen here"
Communism: "let's share this shit"
Marxism: "you have nothing to lose but your shit"
Conspiracy Theorism: "THEY shit on us!"
Psycho-Analysis: "tell me about your shit"
Darwinism: "survival of the shittiest"
Amish: "modern shit is useless"
Suicidal: "I've had enough of this shit"
Optimism: "shit won't happen to me"
Trekism: "to boldly shit where no-one has shit before"
Shakespearean: "to shit or not to shit, that is the question"
Descartes: "i shit therefore i am"
Freud: "shit is a phallic symbol"
Lawyers: "for enough money, i can get you out of shit"
Acupuncturist: "hold still or this will hurt like shit"
Dog: "i just shit in your shoe"
Cat: "dogs are shit"
Mouse: "oh shit! a cat!"
Politically Correct: "internally processed, nutrionally-drained biological output happens"
Einstein: "shit is relative"
Family Gathering: "relatives are shit"
Materialism: "whoever dies with the most shit, wins"
Vegetarianism: "if it happens to shit, don't eat it"
Fatalism: "oh shit, it's going to happen"
Environmentalism: "shit is biodegradable"
Americanism: "who gives a shit?"
Statistician: "shit is 84.7% likely to happen"
Hip-Hop: "motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!"
Tantrism: "fuck this shit"
Cynicism: "we are all full of shit"
Surrealism: "fish happens"


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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7519848 - 10/15/07 03:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl:
I like that
thanks for sharing this
:smilingpuppy:


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“You've got as many lives as you like, and more, even ones you don't want.” - George Harrison


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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: dirtworshipper]
    #7519896 - 10/15/07 03:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

That shit is good! :rofl:

Fish happens, bro!  Deal with it.  :fishslap:


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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”


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OfflineMushroomTrip
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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7519940 - 10/15/07 03:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

That's awesome :lol:

:bongload:


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs

:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:


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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7520026 - 10/15/07 03:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Paradigm: shift happens

Isaac Hayes: Shaft happens


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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7520067 - 10/15/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Bush: Shit hippies


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Though lovers be lost love shall not  And death shall have no dominion
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"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."Martin Luther King, Jr.
'Acceptance is the absolute key - at that moment you gain freedom and you gain power and you gain courage'


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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: BlueCoyote]
    #7520409 - 10/15/07 05:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Me: shiiiiiiiiiiit


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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: onlynow]
    #7522861 - 10/16/07 12:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Clever


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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: Boots]
    #7522872 - 10/16/07 12:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

it's true :mushroom2: :rocket:


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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: onlynow]
    #7522994 - 10/16/07 12:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

American...who gives a shit, I love it.


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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: blewmeanie]
    #7525716 - 10/16/07 09:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Nice Gaze.  Shit.:shrug:


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Re: "Shit Happens" [Re: backfromthedead]
    #7526088 - 10/16/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

PISS :mad2:


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