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Teahead
roaming
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 5
Last seen: 16 years, 5 days
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I'm not bathing
#7519764 - 10/15/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I always wanted to come to Florida growing up. In high school while I was getting fucked in the ass in the closet I would dream of sunny florida, away from my hometown. So when I got admitted to college in north florida my dreams came true.
I get here and some tooth-in-the-ear cracker ass whiteboy turns out to be my roomate. The first time I met him he was sharpening his gun. I was like what the fuck is with you. I swear I seen him brush his teeth with his finger too. I swear.
And this whiteboy asks me questions, all sorts of questions like he aint eva seen nothing like me. Why don't you like woman, do black people really eat human intestines, how many of your homies are in jail, does it hurt when God hates you?
He worked on my last nerve. My roomate's best friend left after fucking me in the ass and I was all alone in the dorm by my lonesome. All sorts of nasties were coming up out of me. So I picked up my roomates pillow cleaned myself up. Delightful.
He started waking up in the morning and saying things like ewww, whats with this smell. I tell you I din't know what to say. So I was like, oh, I din't take a shower last night, sorry.
This was too good, soon everything my roomate owned: his toothbrush, his chapstick, pencils, shot glasses, computer mouse, his bong, his coffee mugs....his tennis shoes....his textbooks, all had been up the ass of some closet queer from this dorm. And let me tell you there are more closet queers in florida than any other state in the union.
It smells horrendous, I really don't sleep in our dorm much now, don't go there really much cept to stick more of his things in my ass. He still complains though, every time I'm all like, ohh, I didn't have time to shower. Oh! I can barely keep from laughing when I say that, who forgets to shower?
Yesterday I was leaving our dorm room while he was unloading some groceries and on my way out he me asked why black people don't think the laws of dirt apply to them. Deli meats, beef Jerky, apples, a 24 pack of pabst, ....know what I did I didn't say anything I just turned around smiling.
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jewunit
Brutal!

Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio
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Re: I'm not bathing [Re: Teahead]
#7519775 - 10/15/07 02:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Your posts (whoever you really are) always entertain me.
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AgingHippy
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Re: I'm not bathing [Re: jewunit]
#7519806 - 10/15/07 02:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Edited by AgingHippy (10/15/07 02:51 PM)
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sui
I love you.



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Loc: Cali, Contra Costa Co.
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Re: I'm not bathing [Re: jewunit]
#7519810 - 10/15/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i cant believe i read that whole thing
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