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Pot lands on prison guards head [SE]
    #7518504 - 10/15/07 06:40 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Prison guard uses his head, finds drugs
October 14, 2007 - UPI

STOCKHOLM, Sweden, Oct. 14 (UPI) -- No prisoners have stepped up to claim a bag of marijuana that alit on a Swedish jail guard’s head in an apparent botched attempt to smuggle it into the jail.

The 3.5 ounce bag “came out of the sky,” said a police spokesman.

Though they have searched the prison, police have not been able to identify the marijuana’s owner, and no one has come forward to claim it, The Local reported Sunday.

The guard was not seriously injured enough to require treatment, the newspaper said.


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Re: Pot lands on prison guards head [SE] [Re: veggie]
    #7518527 - 10/15/07 07:01 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Lol that would be bad to be in prison and spark up a blunt.

EVERYONE would smell that shit.


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Re: Pot lands on prison guards head [SE] [Re: Rustifer]
    #7518534 - 10/15/07 07:07 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

> The 3.5 ounce bag

> The guard was not seriously injured enough to require treatment

Not seriously injured when hit in the head by a 3.5 ounce (~100g) bag of plant matter? Why would anybody think he was injured at all? Kind of like getting hit in the head with a folded shirt.


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Re: Pot lands on prison guards head [SE] [Re: Seuss]
    #7518592 - 10/15/07 07:48 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The corner of the bag could have poked him in the eyeball


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Re: Pot lands on prison guards head [SE] [Re: Seuss]
    #7518845 - 10/15/07 09:56 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Seuss said:
Not seriously injured when hit in the head by a 3.5 ounce (~100g) bag of plant matter?  Why would anybody think he was injured at all?  Kind of like getting hit in the head with a folded shirt.




I guess you've never heard of how dangerous drugs are.  Especially marijuana.  I'm amazed he survived!  He could have overdosed from contact with the bag or something.:crazy2:  Way more dangerous than a shirt (which could be made out of hemp)


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Re: Pot lands on prison guards head [SE] [Re: BrandNoob]
    #7518850 - 10/15/07 09:59 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Whoever did that had balls, I just got out of jail and never saw a 3.5 oz bag.


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Re: Pot lands on prison guards head [SE] [Re: AtPeace]
    #7520250 - 10/15/07 05:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

somebody not getting high tonight


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Re: Pot lands on prison guards head [SE] [Re: BUDDHA_702]
    #7524108 - 10/16/07 04:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

wonder if the cop got caught with it, then said it dropped out of the sky.


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Re: Pot lands on prison guards head [SE] [Re: Seuss]
    #7527175 - 10/17/07 10:38 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Seuss said:
> The 3.5 ounce bag

> The guard was not seriously injured enough to require treatment

Not seriously injured when hit in the head by a 3.5 ounce (~100g) bag of plant matter?  Why would anybody think he was injured at all?  Kind of like getting hit in the head with a folded shirt.




I think most people outside the drug community have no idea how little 3.5 ounces is.  I know that buying drugs is what taught ME measurements of weight.  :lol:


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