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Shroomery Island
    #7517263 - 10/14/07 08:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

This would be an island filled with all the drugs banned on continents run by Overlords. Every drug is capable to grow. Waterfalls of Lucy with lilly-pads as blotters, valleys upon valleys of dankest Bud, Endless Poppie Fields, The Shroom Forest, Many Jenkem Rivers, a couple Salvia plants, and It will be called...

Shroomery Island.

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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Alion]
    #7517267 - 10/14/07 08:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

that would be the worst island ever.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: aDoS]
    #7517270 - 10/14/07 08:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

as long as the jenkem stays on the south end away from the waterfalls, and the forests we should be fine.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Alion]
    #7517293 - 10/14/07 08:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

fuck an island we need a planet with all of the psychedelics we have but also new ones. Before leaving for this planet you should have to be able to pass the acid test!:earth::thumbup:


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: ZShroom]
    #7517347 - 10/14/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you forgot the best plant of all


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Alion]
    #7517352 - 10/14/07 08:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

um
it'd be best to leave the Jenkem with the African kids, i say


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Alion]
    #7517355 - 10/14/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'd live there.

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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: RobMarley420]
    #7517360 - 10/14/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

even with the Jenkem??


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: aDoS]
    #7517363 - 10/14/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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aDoS said:
that would be the worst island ever.




this made me laugh so hard because i was already laughing at the thread :lol:


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Atheist]
    #7517385 - 10/14/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i want to be lord of the cocaine mountain. :yesnod:


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7517460 - 10/14/07 08:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:tarzan:


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7517464 - 10/14/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:
even with the Jenkem??




Yep, Waterfalls of Lucy with lilly-pads as blotters outweigh the jenkem.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Alion]
    #7517493 - 10/14/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Who shall we vote off first?


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: LucidDream]
    #7517513 - 10/14/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I would bathe in the waterfalls of lucy...
This island would be very shroomy.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Alion]
    #7517562 - 10/14/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

perhaps we should set up some emergency medical tents and counseling centers, you know, just in case..


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7517573 - 10/14/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

...and maybe a Denny's.  I could go for a Grand Slam breakfast in the morning after a long trip.
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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7517626 - 10/14/07 09:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

fuck dennty's I HOP is where its at
the colorado omlet is so fuckin good


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: ZShroom]
    #7517774 - 10/14/07 10:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Nah you guys are sick Chain store brkfasts suck Hairy donkey Dick!!!!!    I would open an all organic weed cafe /Diner That would feed evrybody for almost free!!!!!  You give what you can!!!!!:rastamon::fancycook::burnone::getstoned:


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Alion]
    #7517786 - 10/14/07 10:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Too many drugged out kids and not enough productive people. All the free love in the world isn't going to keep your ass fed and breathing.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: ZShroom]
    #7517939 - 10/14/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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fuck dennty's I HOP is where its at
the colorado omlet is so fuckin good




Waffle House


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: DNKYD]
    #7517997 - 10/14/07 11:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Too many drugged out kids and not enough productive people. All the free love in the world isn't going to keep your ass fed and breathing.




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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: aDoS]
    #7517998 - 10/14/07 11:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

shrooms make me productive


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Alion]
    #7518016 - 10/14/07 11:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

... Hippies.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7518068 - 10/14/07 11:33 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i want on this show


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: TruuBeeezzy]
    #7518233 - 10/15/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i wouldnt mind getting lost in Mushroom Forest for a week or so...

drenching my naked body in acid :thumbup:


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7518551 - 10/15/07 07:18 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Essentially a utopia.
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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: mathewf]
    #7518557 - 10/15/07 07:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It would be nice, until the OTD crowd come and starts leaving scat everywhere.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Rustifer]
    #7518584 - 10/15/07 07:46 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Do you think if you sat in a stream of pure acid you could ever get out? I think once you got in you would be trapped in the ultimate mind explosion trip forever, because you would be too blown out to move. And if your friends tried to pull you out, they would trip instantly from the pure acid on your skin and fall in too. Eventually the whole village would be in the water/acid and we could all live happily ever after....basking in our acid stream...........


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Rustifer]
    #7518587 - 10/15/07 07:47 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

KInd of reminds me of Willie Wonka's. My favorite part of the whole movie is near the beginning when they are in the forest where everything is edible. There must have been acid somewhere because those people saw some trippy shit.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: mushbaby]
    #7518948 - 10/15/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

This Island is completely vegan too :tongue:


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: danlennon3]
    #7518979 - 10/15/07 11:11 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck that I'd start eating shroomerites .


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Rustifer]
    #7518984 - 10/15/07 11:13 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Didn't we have this idea like, 3 years ago?


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #7519013 - 10/15/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Several times. I'm embarrassed to say I started one.

I'd hate to be on an island with drugged idiots for any extended period of time. I'd get bored in about 4 hours.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Cowgold]
    #7519021 - 10/15/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

If there's meat and drugs I'm down


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Rustifer]
    #7519094 - 10/15/07 11:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The island already exists.

pm loki for details on how to get there.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7519131 - 10/15/07 11:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yeah... i think all the guns and 50:1 guy to girl ratio would not be fun


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7519143 - 10/15/07 11:56 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Just take some shrooms and you'll love the abundance of cock.  :hehehe:


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Alion]
    #7519160 - 10/15/07 12:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It would be fun for like a week, then I would start wondering where I could get some LSD-free water and some food... Poppy salads and grilled mushrooms would get old pretty quick says I.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7519167 - 10/15/07 12:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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yeah... i think all the guns and 50:1 guy to girl ratio would not be fun




Sex is over rated, I'd rather beat off anyways. Plus we could just bring along a hand full of women and run a long ass train.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Rustifer]
    #7519190 - 10/15/07 12:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

and we could do it in a cave made of 2c-e

the sex would rule so much we wouldnt care if it was the same women over and over


then we could take a dip in Ketamine Lake under a mountain covered in MDMA+MDA

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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7519210 - 10/15/07 12:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

im in, ill be the dude with the coconut radio.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7519215 - 10/15/07 12:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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yeah... i think all the guns and 50:1 guy to girl ratio would not be fun




Sex is over rated, I'd rather beat off anyways. Plus we could just bring along a hand full of women and run a long ass train.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: Rustifer]
    #7519326 - 10/15/07 12:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Sex is over rated, I'd rather beat off anyways. Plus we could just bring along a hand full of women and run a long ass train.




Ah ha!  Now all your animosity makes sense!  You just need to get laid.  :tongue:

And just so y'all know, if this island is gonna be vegan, I will have smuggled in a shitload of beef jerky.  Come see me and I'll hook up the omnivores.


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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7520034 - 10/15/07 03:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:mushroom2::tarzan::mushroom2::gethigh::rofl2::bongload::thumbup:
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Re: Shroomery Island [Re: LucidDream]
    #7525747 - 10/16/07 09:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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LucidDream said:
Who shall we vote off first?




crystal G

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mushbaby said:
Quote:

Rustifer said:
Sex is over rated, I'd rather beat off anyways. Plus we could just bring along a hand full of women and run a long ass train.




Ah ha!  Now all your animosity makes sense!  You just need to get laid.  :tongue:

And just so y'all know, if this island is gonna be vegan, I will have smuggled in a shitload of beef jerky.  Come see me and I'll hook up the omnivores.




Fuk man you've been holding out on me


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