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FondaCox
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ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get?
#7512049 - 10/13/07 01:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Crap, there is nothing worse than a guy with ED (Erectile Dysfunction).
This has never happened to me before...he couldn't get it up, not last night, not this morning, not all afternoon hanging around naked...
I am guessing this is touchy subject for him, so I didn't say anything. But all I could think about when he went down on me was whether or not he has ED. I even checked his medicine cabinet for little blue pills...
Is this what I have to look forward to as I get older and the guys get older too?
Screw this shit! I'm going out to get drunk and find me a nice young frenchie! Vive Montreal!
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: FondaCox]
#7512082 - 10/13/07 01:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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one word: viagra
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: FondaCox]
#7512083 - 10/13/07 01:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
FondaCox said: Screw this shit!
Screw that shit!
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: FondaCox]
#7512187 - 10/13/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe you arent very sexy?
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: thePatient]
#7512260 - 10/13/07 02:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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thePatient said: Maybe you arent very sexy?
Yea Im thinking the same thing. I one time tried to fuck a really fat chick, and when she got naked I just couldn't get it up. I blamed it on the alcohol, and we just slept a very awkward night and she left in the morning. I was freaked out for a while that I was getting ED, so the next time I had sex I was way worried I wouldnt be able to get it up. Turns out I just don't like fat chicks
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: FondaCox]
#7512274 - 10/13/07 02:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: FondaCox]
#7512380 - 10/13/07 03:22 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think it's caused by shitty modern diets.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: JunkFood]
#7512459 - 10/13/07 03:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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JunkFood said: I think it's caused by shitty modern diets.
JunkFood lol.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: FondaCox]
#7513359 - 10/13/07 08:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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don't pull your pud for two weeks
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: FondaCox]
#7513576 - 10/13/07 09:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Crap, there is nothing worse than a guy with ED (Erectile Dysfunction).
This has never happened to me before...he couldn't get it up, not last night, not this morning, not all afternoon hanging around naked...
I am guessing this is touchy subject for him, so I didn't say anything. But all I could think about when he went down on me was whether or not he has ED. I even checked his medicine cabinet for little blue pills...
Is this what I have to look forward to as I get older and the guys get older too?
Screw this shit! I'm going out to get drunk and find me a nice young frenchie! Vive Montreal!
You make me sick. Why don't you start loving men for their character and not thier penis. You behave like a heartless animal. It's disgusting.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: a_guy_named_ai]
#7515194 - 10/14/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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That takes too much imagination.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: bukkake]
#7515227 - 10/14/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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That creates pain and suffering when you learn enough about one another to figure out you can't stand each others BS. Fuck it, let's all be whores.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: a_guy_named_ai]
#7515250 - 10/14/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
jonathan_206 said:
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Crap, there is nothing worse than a guy with ED (Erectile Dysfunction).
This has never happened to me before...he couldn't get it up, not last night, not this morning, not all afternoon hanging around naked...
I am guessing this is touchy subject for him, so I didn't say anything. But all I could think about when he went down on me was whether or not he has ED. I even checked his medicine cabinet for little blue pills...
Is this what I have to look forward to as I get older and the guys get older too?
Screw this shit! I'm going out to get drunk and find me a nice young frenchie! Vive Montreal!
You make me sick. Why don't you start loving men for their character and not thier penis. You behave like a heartless animal. It's disgusting.
why dont you judge some more people...
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: usefulidiot13]
#7515257 - 10/14/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Don't judge weirdos.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: bukkake]
#7515295 - 10/14/07 10:40 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Don't date anyone over 40 and you will be chillin.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: ShiVersblood]
#7515354 - 10/14/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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If your offended by the first post you have a floppy penis.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: PeterGriffin467]
#7515360 - 10/14/07 11:11 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Or children and are jealous.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: Adom]
#7515371 - 10/14/07 11:16 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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or gheyX1000
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: usefulidiot13]
#7515530 - 10/14/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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why dont you judge some more people...
Why don't you comprehend the real meaning of judge. Judging is not an opinion, discernment, advice, or vocal expression of dissent or disagreement.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: a_guy_named_ai]
#7515574 - 10/14/07 12:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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well
im not going to hijack this shit anymore
but, i saw it as you caring way too much about how another person lives thier life...you only had this story to go from and knew nothing more of the relatioship or situation....you jumped to the conclusion that she was in it for the dick and called her an animal...
not cool, btw....but its ok man bc its not like i care THAT much...;)
OP - maybe he was on some drugs that made it extra hard for him to get it up 
i wouldnt worry about it too much bc as a female you can always look for the youngins, and if you get married to a dude with ED there is always viagra and shit...
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: a_guy_named_ai]
#7515719 - 10/14/07 12:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
jonathan_206 said:
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why dont you judge some more people...
Why don't you comprehend the real meaning of judge. Judging is not an opinion, discernment, advice, or vocal expression of dissent or disagreement.
It isn't?
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: usefulidiot13]
#7515738 - 10/14/07 01:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wow, I don't even know what to say to all that...
Sooooo, 12 hours of drinking later I went home with Mr. ED again...all the young'ins got too hammered during the rugby match to survive till 3am.
We laughed all morning about the nights shenanigans while nursing our hang overs. I'm sort of glad we didn't get to fuck, he really isn't my type.
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: FondaCox]
#7515745 - 10/14/07 01:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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ahhh yer such a hot-1
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: FondaCox]
#7515809 - 10/14/07 01:22 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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FondaCox said: Wow, I don't even know what to say to all that...
Sooooo, 12 hours of drinking later I went home with Mr. ED again...all the young'ins got too hammered during the rugby match to survive till 3am.
We laughed all morning about the nights shenanigans while nursing our hang overs. I'm sort of glad we didn't get to fuck, he really isn't my type.
Man that guy failed that night 100%
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: ShiVersblood]
#7515893 - 10/14/07 01:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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that 12 year old you have is pretty hot
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Re: ED - is this what I have too look forward to the older I get? [Re: FondaCox]
#7516261 - 10/14/07 03:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pro-tip: in emergencies, the penis can be manually inflated. First, locate the valve-stem...
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