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InvisibleJack Albertson
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Who wants to get drunk?
    #7511050 - 10/11/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)


Best combination i've EVER had.
And look what i saw ealrier today. I have a feeling the internet will love this.



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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7511054 - 10/11/07 10:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha that dude is looking at you like, "Im gonna kill you cracka!"


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: sui]
    #7511055 - 10/11/07 10:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, if i were white that's what he would be thinking. But he was disgruntled over me photographing him.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7511145 - 10/11/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Blacks can afford iPods???
He must have just stolen iPod headphones to use with his cassette player.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: jewunit]
    #7511154 - 10/11/07 10:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Nice I'll get drunk with ya all night!!!


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: jewunit]
    #7511157 - 10/11/07 10:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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jewunit said:
Blacks can afford iPods???
He must have just stolen iPod headphones to use with his cassette player.





Thats an ignorant ass statement.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: jewunit]
    #7511164 - 10/11/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Blacks can afford iPods???
He must have just stolen iPod headphones to use with his cassette player.


:shake:


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: sui]
    #7511165 - 10/11/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hhahaha


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: sui]
    #7511181 - 10/11/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It was a joke, foos!


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: jewunit]
    #7511184 - 10/11/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

No worries just not wanting to hold the black man down.  :rockon:

P.S. I'm mexican


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: jewunit]
    #7511187 - 10/11/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:shrug:

That kinda stuff isnt funny to me i guess.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: sui]
    #7511197 - 10/11/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I guess you don't enjoy the Chappelle show either?

The world would be lame if we all had the same fucking sense of humor anyway.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: jewunit]
    #7511211 - 10/11/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'm already shitfaced.

Try to catch up

I fucking dare you... :forbiddenlove:


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #7511218 - 10/11/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

We're neck and neck!


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: jewunit]
    #7511219 - 10/11/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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I guess you don't enjoy the Chappelle show either?

The world would be lame if we all had the same fucking sense of humor anyway.




some of his stuff is funny. and yes i agree the world would suck if we were all alike.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: sui]
    #7511255 - 10/11/07 11:18 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

hella shitfaced. and black jokes are funny in good taste but abusing makes it lose it's funny.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7511300 - 10/11/07 11:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Niggers!


...like that?


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: jewunit]
    #7511311 - 10/11/07 11:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7511315 - 10/11/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

ive been drinking these tonight



on number 5... they give quite the interesting buzz. i like em.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: jewunit]
    #7511316 - 10/11/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Blacks can afford iPods???
He must have just stolen iPod headphones to use with his cassette player.



:lol: That's also the first thing that poped into my mind when I saw that picture!:smirk:


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #7511320 - 10/11/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Racial words only hold power if you give it that.


Otherwise they are just words.


Nigger heeb kike spic slant eyed jew dyke fucking cracker ass hadji motherfucker!!!

Oh my god... I think I'm going to hell


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7511324 - 10/11/07 11:42 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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ive been drinking these tonight



on number 5... they give quite the interesting buzz. i like em.





yeah those are pretty good. They are a good hangover drink.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: sui]
    #7511330 - 10/11/07 11:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

good for hangovers and for daytime drinking. when i was doing landscaping i would down about 3 of them at lunch... giving me a nice buzz for slacking off the end part of my day.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7511416 - 10/12/07 12:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

god i love dro.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7511427 - 10/12/07 12:32 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

gin is a horrible evil drink.. just say no and pick up some whiskey. jameson... hmmmmmm


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: juende]
    #7511431 - 10/12/07 12:35 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

gin is for elderly people

edit - beat me too it


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Psilobuds]
    #7511440 - 10/12/07 12:39 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Bullshit. Gin is a proper drink.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #7511450 - 10/12/07 12:48 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.


Is it bad that I found that hilarious.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7511453 - 10/12/07 12:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Dont worry, :ilold: quite hard. Ive also killed a bottle of jack so... i thought i would be more drunk. Fuck i need to quite drinking, i even went shrooming im so buzzed, but after a bottle of jack, im just that, buzzed...well theres $30 in the hole.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7511521 - 10/12/07 01:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'll drink with ya. I've been sippin on PBR and rum and cokes all night. Now I'm listening to Dethklok. Rock on


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Toddo]
    #7511528 - 10/12/07 01:59 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Why do black people always have sex on their mind?
Cause, they have pubes on their head.

sorry just heard it the other day:rofl:


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: ZShroom]
    #7511867 - 10/13/07 12:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I have ethnic friends, sometimes we just sit around all day celebrating our differences. :rainbowcloud:


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Riboflavin]
    #7511878 - 10/13/07 12:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:smilingpuppy:


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7511890 - 10/13/07 12:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'm kind of amazed this thread hasn't been dumped yet. I'll have to try and fix that.

What's the difference between a black jew and a white jew?
The black jew sits in the back of the oven.


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: jewunit]
    #7512239 - 10/13/07 02:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

aight me next ummmmmmmmm what do u call a black man standing in the middle of a corn field? >Antique farm equiptment


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Re: Who wants to get drunk? [Re: Walter1496211]
    #7512253 - 10/13/07 02:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

jewunit said:
Blacks can afford iPods???
He must have just stolen iPod headphones to use with his cassette player.


:shake:




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