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InvisibleRustifer
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I just had a woman in my house.
    #7508848 - 10/11/07 12:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I hope to bring her over again, and maybe next time I'll actually have the balls to make a move, she was throwing enough hints.


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7508853 - 10/11/07 01:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

put it in her mouth


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Atheist]
    #7508857 - 10/11/07 01:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I wanted to.


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7508862 - 10/11/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I fed her vitamin-t.


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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7508875 - 10/11/07 01:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hopefully you didnt just BLOW IT for good man.


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7508876 - 10/11/07 01:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

are you an artist? ask if she will pose nude :smile:


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: thoughts]
    #7508883 - 10/11/07 01:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Oh man, I don't think I could, she's just as geeky as I am.

We sat around talking about taking xanax for non-recreational purposes, and ultima online.


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Mitchnast]
    #7508889 - 10/11/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

This girl ive just started mackin on wants me to do that for her.

Im not too good at drawing real life objects though. :undecided:


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: thoughts]
    #7508896 - 10/11/07 01:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

No, I can't draw for shit.


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7508903 - 10/11/07 01:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You can still get her naked and try. She wont know that until you show her the finished piece.:grin:


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7508907 - 10/11/07 01:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You let her get away? Get yourself some duct tape or some cheap rope.


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: thoughts]
    #7508908 - 10/11/07 01:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I dunno she's all skittish about going out to places, like a restaurant. She all took a whole bar before we went.

I don't think she'd be down for laying there bare ass for me to stare at here while I try to draw. I did that with my ex, but it just ended up with me wadding the paper up and then fucking her.


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7508916 - 10/11/07 01:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hmm, well i say get drunk with her at your pad and get some! quick!


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: thoughts]
    #7508925 - 10/11/07 01:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I plan on it. It's strange talking to a girl on the internet that I can use all my e-acronyms with.


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7509043 - 10/11/07 01:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7509044 - 10/11/07 01:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Butts, girls like it in the butts these days. Just put your penis in her butt.


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7509749 - 10/11/07 05:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

words are meaningless. Just start tucking dollar bills into her folds.


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Re: I just had a woman in my house. [Re: Rustifer]
    #7509764 - 10/11/07 05:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Rustifer said:
but it just ended up with me wadding the paper up and then fucking her.





And the problem would be...... ?????


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