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OfflineAlCapwn
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I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job...
    #7508633 - 10/11/07 11:45 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Do I lose my status as a hippie? Workin' for The Man and all...


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OfflineHyper_Panda_GO
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7508634 - 10/11/07 11:45 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Not so long as you destroy them from within

What sort of job?


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OfflineAlCapwn
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #7508657 - 10/11/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Call center for ManPower. I'm the guy that'll harass you if you don't pay your bills.

But yeah, I'll give you guys all the inside information.


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Offlinegluke bastid
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7508669 - 10/11/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

AlCapwn said:
Call center for ManPower. I'm the guy that'll harass you if you don't pay your bills.





I'm sorry, you can't do that and call yourself a hippy. :shrug:


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OfflineAlCapwn
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7508682 - 10/11/07 12:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Not even if it funds my fungi operation tenfold, providing enlightenment for thousands, if not millions on top of understanding my opponent?


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7508692 - 10/11/07 12:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Who cares? Make some money, etc


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Invisiblebadchad
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7508699 - 10/11/07 12:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

How is working at a call center, "providing enlightenment for thousands, if not millions"?


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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OfflineAlCapwn
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: badchad]
    #7508708 - 10/11/07 12:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'll be able to upgrade my setup.


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Invisiblejewunit
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7508711 - 10/11/07 12:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'd rather be a functioning human being than a hippie anyway.


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Offlinegluke bastid
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7508928 - 10/11/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well, I'm not saying that you shouldn't do it. I'm not saying it's a good thing to be a hippie, either.

I'm just saying that you are crossing some sort of cultural line. If you are working for the government and, on top of that, your job is to hunt people down for money over the phone (most of which will probably be jobless hippies), I don't really see how you can align yourself with a dope smoking vegan hackey-sacker who sells hand blown glass in Vermont.


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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7508942 - 10/11/07 01:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quit calling me! :crankey: I don't have any fucking money, and if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't give it to you!

There. You're the Man now, dawg.


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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7509054 - 10/11/07 02:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Be AlCapwn.


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OfflineVisionary Tools
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7509074 - 10/11/07 02:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

AlCapwn said:
Call center for ManPower. I'm the guy that'll harass you if you don't pay your bills.

But yeah, I'll give you guys all the inside information.




This is really dependent on your attitude. Fuck labels, just don't be a dick. You don't need to be a hippy to be cool.


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OfflineAlCapwn
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7509100 - 10/11/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, but instead of naming all my beliefs etc... I can just say hippie and it saves me about two paragraphs. Despite this thread being generally for humor purposes (or lack thereof), this really is a bummer. I've always wanted to do shit all, but this also gives me shittons of money.


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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7509180 - 10/11/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

so hippies are lazy....?


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OfflineOpFoxdie
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7509622 - 10/11/07 04:41 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

AlCapwn said:
I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job...




Pics or it didn't happen...  :rofl2:


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Offlinekidaihuan
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: OpFoxdie]
    #7510968 - 10/11/07 09:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You can be a spy...

You'd be like 007 if he smoked pot. And wore tye-dye.

But you've got to use the Wizzinator.


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Invisiblesui
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: jewunit]
    #7511029 - 10/11/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

jewunit said:
I'd rather be a functioning human being than a hippie anyway.




ima functioning human hippie.


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Invisiblejewunit
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: sui]
    #7511130 - 10/11/07 10:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Oxymoron.


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Invisiblesui
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: jewunit]
    #7511161 - 10/11/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

no

:rainbowcloud:


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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: sui]
    #7513325 - 10/13/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Umm, who the fuck would want to be a hippy in the first place?


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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: the free thinker]
    #7514132 - 10/13/07 11:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

If society were a little less fucked up I would.


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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: the free thinker]
    #7514134 - 10/13/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

the free thinker said:
Umm, who the fuck would want to be a hippy in the first place?




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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: aDoS]
    #7514378 - 10/14/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

aDoS said:
Quote:

the free thinker said:
Umm, who the fuck would want to be a hippy in the first place?







that depends on your definition of a hippy


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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: Psilobuds]
    #7514671 - 10/14/07 03:17 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'd never want to be a hippy in the traditional sense but I don't want to be a corporate cock sucker either.


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OfflineSneezingPenis
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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7514686 - 10/14/07 03:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mandrake said:
I'd never want to be a hippy in the traditional sense but I don't want to be a corporate cock sucker either.




the shoes on your feet and the odor of non-nagchampa around you tells a different story.


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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7515914 - 10/14/07 01:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

haha i love that sig about evil spirits in your thread yawning anus.
anyway to the OP you dont have to give up your ideals if you get a job. but you probably wont be able to wear tiedie to work


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Re: I have a pretty good chance of getting a federal level job... [Re: gluke bastid]
    #7516038 - 10/14/07 02:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

gluke bastid said:
Quote:

AlCapwn said:
Call center for ManPower. I'm the guy that'll harass you if you don't pay your bills.





I'm sorry, you can't do that and call yourself a hippy. :shrug:




:lol:


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